What Do You Think About One And Only True God The Holly Potato?

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Xper 5 Age: 27

What Do You Think About One And Only True God The Holly Potato?

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cicchis0 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 50 , mho 32%

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I remain atheistic, although I'd be happy to convene a peace summit between The Holly Potato and the Exulted High Priest Leg of Lamb in my baking tray. I will decorate the venue liberally with garlands of rosemary, the symbol of remembrance, and will provide bountiful reserves of ceremonial salt.

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Astarlessnightsky Follow
Master Age: 39 , mho 36%

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Its a false god, only the giant flying spagethi monster can bring true salvation.

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- Holly_PotatoPS
  
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  WRONGGG! The Giant Flying Spagethi Monster created by unholly Potato to trick those who search for one true God !
  
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- Astarlessnightsky
  
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  Lies! The giant flying Spagethi Monster will smash your false believes into a sad pile of mashed potatoes.
  
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- Holly_PotatoPS
  
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  Ahh poor you.. I hope one day you will find the right way.
  
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- AzureGirl
  
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  I would very much like to see a fight between the holy potato and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For superiority.
  
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CheoMlue Follow
Xper 3 Age: 27 , mho 52%

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I respect the one and only true God - The Holy Potato!

*Bows to The Holy Potato*

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- CheoMlue
  
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  *Holly
  
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DanaeAdam5 Follow
Yoda Age: 25

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I'm about to begin a riot against him, but please don't tell him 😂

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Armed with a potato peeler hahaha!
  
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- DanaeAdam5
  
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  😈😈😈😈
  
  Wanna join @Static_In_The_Attic?
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I’ll have to check my schedule I still have a food fight going on.
  
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1CentWorth Follow
Xper 7 Age: 45 , mho 32%

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I, for one, am grateful for the arrival of our new Potato overlords.

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Tdieseler Follow
Guru Age: 36 , mho 56%

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I think its time to make some Holly Fries is what i think... a little salt, a little pepper... mmm

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Xavi91 Follow
Xper 2 Age: 34

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May he pour his holy potatoes upon us with with heated cheese... praise the holy potato we are not worthy!!!

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call_me_scar Follow
Guru Age: 27

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2.2K opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

Well I am Irish so I can confirm this is the real god

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- Dargil
  
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  Thou shalt have no potatoes before me. (?)
  
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- call_me_scar
  
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  What about vodka
  
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- Dargil
  
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  Ahh! The Holy Spirits!! See how that works?
  
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- call_me_scar
  
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  Indeed all hail the potato water
  
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- Dargil
  
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  When I serve my friends wine or liquor drinks, I place them on the table, scribe a cross over them with my hand and say: "Blood Of Christ"... and kind of mean it.
  
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- call_me_scar
  
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  Interesting I just have a drinking that that involves taking a shot of vodka for every kill we get in apex
  
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dhanur2610 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 22

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I remember the line "Is this the creepy residence?" from Friends series...

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najekim Follow
Guru Age: 68

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380 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

Sorry. I prefer:
Flying Spaghetti Monster
I believe in the meatball! ;)

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dmgstarfleet Follow
Yoda Age: 65 , mho 30%

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At least this God has some use. A fingerling is better than a figment (of imagination)

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REDHOTLINE Follow
Yoda Age: 43

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I like patato very very much. You are a gif from the god for us.

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Hotboy_booblover Follow
Yoda Age: 26

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There is only 1 God. The first and the last.. the eternal the absolute.. creator and sustained.. to him we belong and to him will be our final return.. the God of you and me and all the worlds and the God of your holy potato also.

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- Hotboy_booblover
  
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  Creator and sustainer..
  
  Apologies to God for the spelling mistake
  
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ItsTheNephilim Follow
Master Age: 25

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This God can really be tasty.

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- Holly_PotatoPS
  
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  That's why you should be buying Holly Potato's Potatos. He isn't like other Potatos.
  Other potatos are gay and radioactive..
  
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- ItsTheNephilim
  
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  Alright.
  
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AdithyaR Follow
Yoda Age: 25

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Will he be sending his son french fries for our sins? I'm game if that happens

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John_Doesnt Follow
Master Age: 35

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2.7K opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

I think the true God Xenu of Scientology will fry him up.

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Walrus_au Follow
Yoda Age: 50

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362 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

HEATHEN!! you will submit to the invisable pink unicorn, bless her holy hooves!!!

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OfDeath Follow
Master Age: 40

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2.3K opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

What evidence do you have for the potato? And what can it do?

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Likes2drive Follow
Master Age: 59

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465 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

I usually like them baked and I don’t mean stoned 😊

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AzureGirl Follow
Master Age: 31 , mho 49%

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I shall follow his great starchiness.

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MrKinktastic Follow
Guru Age: 36 , mho 40%

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Bless his mighty power drink- Vodka!

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Lynx122 Follow
Master Age: 36 , mho 32%

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I worship him of course :)

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JosyJosy Follow
Master Age: 33

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403 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

If he makes his presence known I'm up for it

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- Hotboy_booblover
  
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  Look inside your self..
  If eyes could see why the blind cannot even if they have eyes
  If ears could hear why deaf can't even with ears
  If brain could think why mad people cannot.. so there is someone who has give this to u.
  Look at the pure water you drink do u have any control on its sources
  Look at the vegetables and fruits u eat they come from the same soil yet so different in variety
  Look at the perfection of day and night.. the rotation of sun and moon.. who is controlling them?
  What more presence needs to be made known to someone who has been created from a drop of sperm and was helpless when born but has now become intelligent enough to question the existence of his creator
  
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I-am-a-nobody Follow
Explorer Age: 64 , mho 38%

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So, you did a lot of drugs this weekend, huh?

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Sonorous Follow
Master Age: 26 , mho 44%

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I think he needs to invest in some new fingers

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Guanfei Follow
Master Age: 32

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May His Holy Fries feed our sinful bellies.

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Dinosaursandanime65 Follow
Guru Age: 18

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479 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

The Thicc God is Gibraltar from Apex Legends

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jeemm Follow
Yoda Age: 24 , mho 60%

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Ameno

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- jeemm
  
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  🙏🙏🙏🙏
  
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sdtabot Follow
Xper 7 Age: 30 , mho 41%

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Handsome potato 😂

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genericname85 Follow
Master Age: 40

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3.4K opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

as good as all the other gods.

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worldscolide Follow
Master Age: 42

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391 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

My one and only god is Foamy the Squirrel

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SunnyCaliGirl Follow
Guru Age: 30

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Never head of that troll

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OceanMelon Follow
Xper 7 Age: 19

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What does he think about my potato peeler?

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pizzalovershouse Follow
Master Age: 37

+1 y

Never heard of the potato

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Gedaria Follow
Master Age: 60

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Have I missed something?

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ThisDoesntWork Follow
Xper 3 Age: 25

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Mine respect for thee is the greatest.

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Anonymous
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It’s got as much possibility as all the others.

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Joker_ Follow
Master Age: 23

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He's great

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bones1238 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 47

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What can he offer me

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msc545 Follow
Master Age: 39

+1 y
589 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

Very cool!

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Twenty2 Follow
Guru Age: 26

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I will bow down if you send me 500 dollars

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- Holly_PotatoPS
  
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  How about five hundred potatos?
  
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- Twenty2
  
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  Nope. Maybe an Apple iPhone 11pro max will do tho.
  
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- Holly_PotatoPS
  
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  Apples are cursed by holly one! But I can give you this :)
  file:///C:/Users/Kamran/Downloads/iphone-11-pro-max-gold-select-2019. png
  
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- Twenty2
  
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  Even your link isn't working. I will never accept you as a holly potato.
  
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- Holly_PotatoPS
  
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  You're so ungrateful.. But lucky you that I'm all merciful and shit.
  Here is your gift !
  s7.dosya.tc/.../...o-max-gold-select-2019.png.html
  
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- Twenty2
  
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  This piece of shit site shows that you're a shitty nobody.
  
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- Holly_PotatoPS
  
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  Ahh I Knew it ! You're motherless bastard atheist! You're going to burn in hell for eternity!
  
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mndmatt30 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 40

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Ya potato

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- mndmatt30
  
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  I missed the joke. what it mean
  
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moonpie89 Follow
Master Age: 32

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He doesn't exist

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- Holly_PotatoPS
  
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  How does it feel like to be a blind and deaf atheist?
  
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- REDHOTLINE
  
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  The god has no sexualty. you are wrong.
  
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