I remain atheistic, although I'd be happy to convene a peace summit between The Holly Potato and the Exulted High Priest Leg of Lamb in my baking tray. I will decorate the venue liberally with garlands of rosemary, the symbol of remembrance, and will provide bountiful reserves of ceremonial salt.
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Its a false god, only the giant flying spagethi monster can bring true salvation.
I respect the one and only true God - The Holy Potato!
*Bows to The Holy Potato*
I'm about to begin a riot against him, but please don't tell him 😂
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I, for one, am grateful for the arrival of our new Potato overlords.
I think its time to make some Holly Fries is what i think... a little salt, a little pepper... mmm
May he pour his holy potatoes upon us with with heated cheese... praise the holy potato we are not worthy!!!
Well I am Irish so I can confirm this is the real god
I remember the line "Is this the creepy residence?" from Friends series...
Sorry. I prefer:
I believe in the meatball! ;)
At least this God has some use. A fingerling is better than a figment (of imagination)
I like patato very very much. You are a gif from the god for us.
There is only 1 God. The first and the last.. the eternal the absolute.. creator and sustained.. to him we belong and to him will be our final return.. the God of you and me and all the worlds and the God of your holy potato also.
This God can really be tasty.
Will he be sending his son french fries for our sins? I'm game if that happens
I think the true God Xenu of Scientology will fry him up.
HEATHEN!! you will submit to the invisable pink unicorn, bless her holy hooves!!!
What evidence do you have for the potato? And what can it do?
I usually like them baked and I donβt mean stoned 😊
I shall follow his great starchiness.
Bless his mighty power drink- Vodka!
I worship him of course :)
If he makes his presence known I'm up for it
So, you did a lot of drugs this weekend, huh?
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