How would you like your body to be dealt with after you die?

[Anonymous]

Feel free to opine about how you wish for your body to be handled or

disposed of. How you feel about creepy morticians. What sort of ceremony you would like to have. Etcetera.

[exitseven]

I want to be cremated and have my ashes dumped off the back of the car ferry where I have a summer home.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[UniquelyBasic]

Shoot my ashes into space

[SaoirseS]

It can be arranged! 😀

[UniquelyBasic]

@SaoirseS You know people who can? 😂😂

[SaoirseS]

Yes I do. Starting at $2,495 for the launch plus shipping to Florida.

[UniquelyBasic]

@SaoirseS seems you're running a scam operation here.

[SaoirseS]

Nope, not kidding. I’m a funeral director, and I can assure you I can make it happen if you want to spend the money. It’s in the job description. If I can’t do it, I know a guy who can. Resourceful is my middle name.

[SaoirseS]

@ChrisMaster69.

[UniquelyBasic]

@SaoirseS Well my parents said to never trust someone named Resourceful.

[SaoirseS]

Don’t believe me?

[UniquelyBasic]

@SaoirseS i dont know what to believe. Im just having fun with the bit.

[SaoirseS]

Here’s for the skeptics. It can be preplanned, families can arrange it themselves, or I can arrange it (and I have):

pages.celestis.com/.../

[UniquelyBasic]

@SaoirseS ill keep it in mind once my days are close to being numbered. Thanks

[SaoirseS]

Anytime! Glad to be of service!

[Gaibriel]

I don't really care but I'd like to ne buried under a lemon tree. It can just be a hole and not a grave.

I don't want people spending money on a funeral because it can get very pricy. The burial site, funeral costs, the coffin.

Just pick up my dead body and place it in a hole under the tree.

[SaoirseS]

Creepy morticians lol.


Water cremation for me probably.

[Asker]

You could play this at your service: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xWPTnAzeq4

[whereismyjohnny]

I'd like to get cremated.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

A simple buriel me.

[Sh3ll4]

Trash can 👌🏻