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Simp

A mf who will defend a girl he has feelings for to the death. He will treat her like royalty, buying expensive gifts, food, and even give her his Netflix account. He will also be seen commenting stuff like “Go bestie 😍” or “Material Girl 😌” on her Instagram. While he’s treating her like an A-list celebrity she’s treating him like a fan or peasant. She’s showing her sneaky link or boyfriend the cringeworthy texts that the simp sends her. She also uses his Netflix as background noise while her real man rearranges her guts so that her parents won’t hear her cheeks getting slapped. The simp will do this just so that his crush will acknowledge him in hopes of the simp smashing or dating the girl. All the simp gets in return is “Thanks Bro” or “You’re my bestest Bestie 💙”. He will also defend a girl for being a hoe by saying, “She doesn’t do it for you” or “Leave Her Alone or I’ll fight you”. If there’s one emoji to describe a simp it’s 🤡

Simp: so what if she has 120 bodies she is a confident woman that you could never pull.

Me asf: ight simp she let the whole football, basketball, baseball, and even band team hit and yet to her you’re her bestie 4 life. You seriously bought her 300 dollars worth of lululemon, Starbucks and Chicfila, and you gave her your Netflix, Disney Plus, and paramount plus account knowing she has 3 sneaky links lmao.

I'm kind of bored. Here's a dating poll. Vote based on your gender and/or se xuality. Yes; none of them are "perfect." That's not the point. Just pick the best one for you out of these options. Who's Best Girl/Guy?

FOR STRAIGHT GIRLS AND GAY DUDES:

Option A - A 5'5"/165 cm very short, 21 year old, decent-looking, fit guy, who is Asian or Indian, is poor, only earning $15K a year working in fast food or as a barista, who has a nice and romantic personality.

Option B - A 5'10"/178 cm short, 27 year old, overweight guy with a beer belly/dad bod, who is black or Middle-eastern, earning $40K a year as a security guard, who is very funny, charming, respectful, interesting, and astute in personality.

Option C - A 6'3"/190 cm tall, 33 year old, handsome, athletic guy with a six pack, who is white or Hispanic, earning $160K a year as a lawyer, who's also divorced and has a small pe nis, and has a big ego & short temper in personality.

FOR STRAIGHT GUYS AND QUEER FEMALES:

Option D - A 4'10"/147 cm very short, 22 year old, fair-looking, fit & in-shape girl, who is Indian or Middle-eastern, grew up spoiled by her rich parents and doesn't work for a living, is highly attracted to you romantically and physically, who is known to be easily jealous & clingy in personality.

Option E - A 5'5"/165 cm short, 26 year old, chubby and busty girl, who is white or Asian, and works as an office secretary at a small business earning $32K a year, and is rather lazy outside of work, who is very loving & motherly to everyone in personality.

Option F - A 6'0"/183 cm tall, 30 year old, beautiful, toned and slim girl, with a 34DD cup bust, who is black or Hispanic, earning $60K a year as an amateur Instagram model, who has a past as a former escort/pros titute and OF worker, who is very down-to-earth & modest in personality.