Search Results: i like him should i let him go

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A woman hailed a taxi from the airport. On their way downtown the driver raced through a red light. "Excuse me," she said, "but did you see that you just ran that light?"

Don't worry, I always do that," he explained. "My brother taught me to drive, and I learned that from him."

"Good heavens!" she gasped in a panic a few minutes later as the taxicab went flying full speed through a stop sign.

"Never mind - my brother always does that too," he said.

As they approached a green light, however, he came to a screeching halt. "Now why on earth did you stop for the green light, after running all the others? she asked.

"You never know," he said, shaking his head. "My brother might be coming."

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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine cards doused in French Perfume signed "Guess Who?"

She's a divorce lawyer.

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A magician was performing on an ocean liner but every time he did a trick, a talking cat in the audience would yowl, "It's not magic, you're a phony!"

When the ship sank , the magician and the cat landed in the same lifeboat. "Okay," said the cat with a sigh. "Enough's enough. What did you do with the ship?

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he starting roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. THE MORAL: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut ~Will Rogers

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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works ~Will Rogers

Let's call my friend S and my crush M. Basically, I got S to ask M is he was single, M said yes, and S gave M my number and a made-up name. I texted M to tell him that the name wasn't actually real, and we chatted about an assignment. When I refused to tell him my name, he ghosted me. I thought this had blown over already (it's been a week), but apparently M and his friends have been shooting S death glares in the hallway so clearly it hasn't. I don't want M to know that it's me because I'm super ditzy and unhinged around him (he turns my brain to mush), but I simultaneously want to tell him to fix the mess that I have created (and due to the hidden hope that he'll give me a chance). So should I tell him that it's me? If you were M, what would you want me to do? What's the worst thing that can happen, and is it worth the risk?

Hi 👋 There’s this guy who works in the building where I live. I asked him to help me move some furnitures in my flat he immediately accepted to come the next day to help during his cigarette break ( so escaping from work basically)

he came at 6pm and helped so much like I was scared he break his back lol he was friendly and smiley. The furniture would not go through the hallway and so he said he will come later he left in a hurry and I could tell he probably left work without telling his team.

He did come back later and came around midnight between two paying customers at his job ( restaurant) .

I was in my room and heard him moving it in the hallway I came out and said ‘ oh my god let me help you you should of knock at my door ‘ he then said he was happy to help smiled was friendly and polite and rushed back to his job.

I did not had time to invite him for lunch now which was my move to know if he had a girlfriend or not because if he said yes it meant he had no girlfriend.

Now I am back to square 1 . He did not try to make conversation or to make the thing goes longer etc.

Maybe he is just friendly and in fact has a girlfriend?

I am really upset I did not asked him but my mouth was full of smelly garlic pizza and he probably heard me being gross in my room ( laughing loud on the office US 🇺🇸) lol Thanks