Haha, I kept silent about the troll for ages derp. It was addictively and satisfyingly hilarious I had to ruin it otherwise I'd have never been able to stop. Lol.
Yes it is no surprise that only a woman wielding the full extent of her (underhand) Machiavellian deviancy could bring down the great Drogo - an oak tree, not a willow.
It is my masculine attributes that allow me to stay truly confident in the face of both anomalous success and anomalous failure, thus allowing me to know only my true self and capabilities. Thankyou for asking.
My masculine attributes are many and great you will have to be more specific. As for my living I am not able to disclose details of my business which involves inspiring young men to become greater public speakers, more assertive communicators and realise their true life ambition. This is due to the confidentiality of my clients some of whom live very private lives. I am sure you can appreciate that we address these issues with utmost priority. Regards.
It is true that I had second thoughts about putting up the pretty boy. However I came to the conclusion that everything he did was out of true love for the beautiful Cersei Lannister.
Ah well in this case I can see how this subjugation to my authority could be seen as humorous. When I have attained the lands and conquests that are rightfully mine you may have the privilege of being my one and only court jester.
actually i'd fucking love to live under the khan. Sure, he was ruthless to his enemies, but if you read beyond the conquest you see he created some really goddamn fine societies.
ghengis khan built an empire. Historical records state that a woman would be able to walk naked from one end of the empire to the other without fearing for her safety. Obviously this is likely exaggerated, but he did actually form an empire, and not just conquered land.
It is certainly not hilarious : as a true alpha male I never tell jokes about my own identity. My humour is confident and designed to make other people feel small rather than self-deprecate.
Yeah no... alphas don't brag about being alpha like you do. Justifying your "alpha" ness makes you look so beta it's ridiculous. It's like Kanye west saying he is the greatest rock star. See Corey Taylor's response to that. To you. And no, alphas are supposed to attract guys and girls. You seem like terrible company.
This take is obviously a joke. Just like alpha males. That is why it's funny. I would rather cut my own arm and penetrate myself with it, than date an egoistic, pathetic alpha male.
Apart from the fact you are not a dog, there is no need to show off your "alpha-ness." Be a man, or don't. I don't care. Also, I find it funny that you claim to be a lion, while following the advise of others, which is a sheepish thing to do.
Attributes like taking care of your responsibilities (like taking care of woman and child), hard work and hard play, and standing ground to injustice? If so, good for you.
Hello I have no need for such familial attachments however I do indeed fulfill the responsibilities I owe to myself often through hard work (eg building up my own business from nothing and investmentportfolio while constantly working on myself and my own self image). Thankyou for taking the time to ask.
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Lol if you think these guys are role models you're sick
LOL I don't! The thread is a troll:
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a22776-what-makes-a-confident-attractive-man
Sorry!
I'd gathered. Still good to say.
Also, rule number one about fight club derp
Haha, I kept silent about the troll for ages derp. It was addictively and satisfyingly hilarious I had to ruin it otherwise I'd have never been able to stop. Lol.
You forgot Donald Draper! The most badass moth*****king alpha ever.
I can beat Khal Drogo's ass. Damn I wish he was real so i could beat his fucking ass.
Hello,
I seriously doubt that you could beat a high status male backed by a dragon lady. If this is the case then you are nearly my equal.
Regards.
He was killed by a 60 year old grandma that was raped by his army and was his prisoner. So much for this alpha of yours.
Yes it is no surprise that only a woman wielding the full extent of her (underhand) Machiavellian deviancy could bring down the great Drogo - an oak tree, not a willow.
What makes you a true alpha male?
Explain what you do.
It is my masculine attributes that allow me to stay truly confident in the face of both anomalous success and anomalous failure, thus allowing me to know only my true self and capabilities. Thankyou for asking.
What are your masculine attributes?
What do you do for a living?
Hello.
My masculine attributes are many and great you will have to be more specific. As for my living I am not able to disclose details of my business which involves inspiring young men to become greater public speakers, more assertive communicators and realise their true life ambition. This is due to the confidentiality of my clients some of whom live very private lives. I am sure you can appreciate that we address these issues with utmost priority. Regards.
I'm more alpha than any of these pussies.
Then as a true alpha male, you are almost my equal.
I could fight you and all these chumps with both my hands tied behind my back, blindfolded, wearing roller skates.
A true alpha does not wear roller skates.
Oh erm... I meant on a skateboard. Yeah... That's it. Skateboards are alpha.
I see. My skateboard is designed with chariot like pincers and the animal I use to steer it is a hybrid between a rhinoceros and a wild hippopotamus
come at me bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkV7xPkObn0
@aliencreature when I come it will be with the full fleet of my fierce brigade of wild boars, pterydactyls and strange exotic and mythical creatures
Dude. Jaime is the definition of whipped.
It is true that I had second thoughts about putting up the pretty boy. However I came to the conclusion that everything he did was out of true love for the beautiful Cersei Lannister.
From one alpha male to another great post.
Thankyou so much. Fellow alpha males are such rare breeds in this world.
Thanks for the laugh man.
Hello,
I appreciate you enjoyed the article but as a true alpha I never joke.
Best wishes
Alphas are the best comedians
There is only one joke and this would be my supremacy over all others.
Told you alphas were the funniest
Ah well in this case I can see how this subjugation to my authority could be seen as humorous. When I have attained the lands and conquests that are rightfully mine you may have the privilege of being my one and only court jester.
Jesus chrsit you really are delusional aren't you? And all for what so women can acknowledge your "alphaness" or whatever the fuck?
Hello Nicolás,
There is no need for delusion (by virtue of the truth of my alpha male status). I am merely here to spread the truth of my dominant alpha maledom.
Regards
I dont know how you don't see yourself as funny lol
Hello,
This is because I see it as my duty as a true alpha male to make a caricature of myself.
Thankyou for the question and kind regards
Khal Drogo <3 <3 <3
Khal Drogo is basically Genghis Khan level evil, dude.
Yes Genghis was a great man and feared warrior... Long live the Khan.
actually i'd fucking love to live under the khan. Sure, he was ruthless to his enemies, but if you read beyond the conquest you see he created some really goddamn fine societies.
Yeah Dude 👍@The Spartan
@TheSpartan
Yeah he is Unfortunately dead already 😄 lol @the_rake
@dartmaul15 he created and joined many wild societies actually
ghengis khan built an empire. Historical records state that a woman would be able to walk naked from one end of the empire to the other without fearing for her safety.
Obviously this is likely exaggerated, but he did actually form an empire, and not just conquered land.
Thank you for recognising this. It takes real men to recognise and appreciate truly alpha male qualities.
Hilarious XD
It is certainly not hilarious : as a true alpha male I never tell jokes about my own identity. My humour is confident and designed to make other people feel small rather than self-deprecate.
Man, I love your humour XD
Yes it is true that most women find confident alpha male humour attractive and therefore preferential to the self-deprecating humour of betas.
Yeah no... alphas don't brag about being alpha like you do. Justifying your "alpha" ness makes you look so beta it's ridiculous. It's like Kanye west saying he is the greatest rock star. See Corey Taylor's response to that. To you. And no, alphas are supposed to attract guys and girls. You seem like terrible company.
This take is obviously a joke. Just like alpha males. That is why it's funny. I would rather cut my own arm and penetrate myself with it, than date an egoistic, pathetic alpha male.
Some do prefer mutations of necrophilia... each to their own.
pfff of a list.
I appreciate that this may be your opinion but as an alpha, a lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep
Apart from the fact you are not a dog, there is no need to show off your "alpha-ness."
Be a man, or don't. I don't care.
Also, I find it funny that you claim to be a lion, while following the advise of others, which is a sheepish thing to do.
If a dog can bark, a lion can roar and an alpha can state his masculinity. I have followed no man's advice.
I'm curious and I ask out of respect, what makes you a lion?
By the virtue of having alpha male attributes.
Attributes like taking care of your responsibilities (like taking care of woman and child), hard work and hard play, and standing ground to injustice?
If so, good for you.
Hello I have no need for such familial attachments however I do indeed fulfill the responsibilities I owe to myself often through hard work (eg building up my own business from nothing and investmentportfolio while constantly working on myself and my own self image). Thankyou for taking the time to ask.
Yo Mister White
It is true that most alpha males (eg the great Heisenberg, myself) require a beta male bitch (eg Jesse Pinkman). Thankyou for highlighting this fact.