A Short List of Self-Evident Truths Surrounding Recent Events in No Particular Order

[FýrdracaDócincel]

1.

Hey, we don't know who else could've been in that crowd and how they're connected. Seems plausible to me.

2.

Well whaddya know. Looks like "nice guy coins" yield rewards after all! Lawlawlawlawlawla-

3.

What do you mean Will wasn't wearing clown makeup when he leapt on stage? Huh.. that's funny because that's what I remember him looking like. Must be my terrible memory again.

4.

You get it? "Chimpanzee?" It's funny because of how he went out of his way to reinforce a stereotype that his kind say they're trying to change.. *laugh track*

.. even though they're really not. 😶

5.

Wait, this isn't how it was supposed to go! He was defending m'LaDY's hOnOUr.

The hell? Lol. Stupid caps lock button acting up.

6.

Aww.. the power of true love! They know what the other is thinking without either of them having to say it! 😍😍

7.

Such a way with words. The old masters would be proud! 😊

8.

So I can shoot her? Cool! Hey, wanna watch? It'll be really fun, trust me.

9.

Priorities. Can we blame it on ADHD? Yeah let's go with that.

10.

I don't know, wo-man. Maybe if you didn't want a comedian to draw attention to your self-mutilation, ya shouldn't have done it.

[Guy13]

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