I could give you a whole list. Few years ago, I walked into a lamp post. Was with my friend who found it the funniest thing ever, especially when I said I had "just banged myself.
Another time, I was in mango and was happily looking at the clothes. I then saw what I thought was more rows of clothes, and began walking towards them, but I ended up walking into the mirror (the massive mirror in the shop which makes it looks bigger)
Oh, and today I got to the end of my road, and did this thing where I lost balance of my left foot, and tipped to my side (that happens to me a lot). and there was someone behind me, and someone walking toward me.
I have managed to lock myself in a boys bathroom. His housemates were shouting "ah, andrew has a girl stuck in the loo". They had to tell me how to unlock the door.
I managed to also lock myself in the loo of the studio I rehearse in.
Another time I was with some friends in a pub. I asked one where the ladies were. She told me, but I managed to get the directions wrong, and ended up in the men's. I was wondering about the urinals. Went into the one cubicle. A father and son came in and were chatting for ages, so I couldn't make my escape. I eventually gave up waiting for them to leave (it was like 10 minutes) and tried to walk out calmly. Then the little boy says, "you're in the men's; the women's is around the corner ,on the other side"
I know I am in the men's you fecking idiot! I don't know why I didn't clock on when I saw the urinals! I am such a blond, it's unreal. If I have any more, I'll tell ya. I do a lot of stupid things!
Back in college, my friend and I lived in a townhouse with REALLY steep steps that led straight down to the entranceway and living room (if you were on the couch of the living room you saw the bottom of the stairs.
My roommate had just made me watch IT, and I'm a scaredy-cat when it comes to scary movies... So I was upstairs getting something, my roommate spooked me, and I took off for the stairs, tripped at the very top, rolled down the entire flight of stairs and landed on my butt... right in front of about 5 friends who were hanging out at our place.
I should also note that a) the walls between the apartments/townhouses were really thin, so when someone falls down the stairs you hear it, and b) I had fallen before...
... so to top it all off, our neighbor runs over, opens the door on me, screams "She fell again didn't see!" before noticing I'm still on the floor, now laying down from getting smacked with the door.
It was pretty hilarious once the room stopped spinning. And no injuries ;)
I lived abroad in Japan for a year. While I was there, I joined a gym. The locker rooms were on seperate sides of the lobby, and for some reason I never quite got, they would switch every week (so the men would be to the left one week, and the right the next.) The only indicator of the switch was a hanging right at the entrance; blue for women, red for men.
So one day, I walk into the gym, and not paying any attention, walk to the left. I was walking down the short hallway before the actual locker room when I noticed it was all men passing me, giving me very strange looks.
I finally realized my mistake, turned bright red, and high-tailed it back to the women's side across the lobby with all the employees laughing at me behind their hands.
Oh the silly Gaijin.
Hahahah poor you
Hahaah gaijin
Too much to count. I'm a klutz. I've broken the same toe bones so many times that since the last time I broke my toes (a year ago) (I think there was some nerve damage or something too, because it still hurts) I still have trouble moving them. I think I may have just severely sprained my pinky toe yesterday; I was sleepy, heading back to bed; and hit my foot on the post - hard; I just taped the pinky toe and other toe together.
In high school, I worked at an arcade. The boss demanded that I work on machines while they were on. I was too shy to tell him off, so I would get zapped. I got zapped too many times to count.
In middle school, I fell down two flights of stairs and ended up with only a few bruises. And yes, I girl that I had a MAJOR crush on at the time saw it, I felt like I could shrivel into a little ball right then from embarrassment.
I biked into a small tree when I was little (and flipped over the handlebars).
If I ever make millions, I think I'm going to put it all away for medical bills.
Clumsiest or most embarrassing thing I ever did occurred when my wife & I were staying at my in-laws beach house. Its was a small house & the bedrooms were side by side. I got up in the middle of the night to pee, went back to the bedroom, took off my robe, and stark naked jumped into bed. Only there was a body on my side of the bed. I heard a grumpy, awakening male voice say ``What the hell`s going on?``. It was my father in law. In a panic I made my apologies, picked my robe from the floor & got the hell out of there as quick as possible. The bedside light went on before I got out the room, so the last thing my in-laws would have seen was my naked spotty ass flying out of their bedroom doorway. They all thought it was hilarious the next day, my wife included. As for me? I couldn`t bring myself to face them for most of that next day. I was mortified with embarrassment.
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I've electrocuted myself...twice
The first time was at my first job. I was closing for the first time ever (alone) and I was supposed to go around and turn off all the lamps. There was one lamp that I couldn't really reach the plug and when I grabbed it, the plastic cover slipped off and I grabbed the copper wiring instead.
The second time was last year. I was on my laptop and the battery was running low so I went to plug it in. I wasn't really paying attention so when I plugged it in, my finger was between the outlet and one of the prongs.
Fortunately, both times there was no one there to see how stupid I was...
Ouch I hate electric shocks, that reminds me of one time in the countryside I was trying to get under an electric fence and it zapped me in the forehead.......... I had a big red line where it tagged me hahahh
I went to the wrong class on the first day of the trimester because I didn't bother to look at my schedule and figured it stayed the same. When my teacher asked to see my schedule, my foot got caught in my backpack strap and I fell on my face. I was wearing a really cute skirt, but luckily I had worn spandex under my skirt. And the guy I like was in that class. Awesome.
Also. Not embarrassing, but really clutzy. I was doing giants on a single rail bar, did a layout dismount out of it and my coach hadn't put the mat in the right place and I landed in between two mats on the hardwood floor. I broke my heel bone in two. Was in recovery for about 5 months, couldn't compete for a season of gymnastics.
Working at an airport, I was walking back to my truck and saw this pretty lady up in the terminal. I kept my eye on her, and the next thing I knew, I was on my way to the ground. Apparently I tripped on some chocks over at United. My bosses saw it and were not happy.
Had baptism by Jet fuel, not paying attention and next thing I know I'm soaked in it.
When I am at the TV station, when I am Floor Directing, I will walk in front of on-air camera's not paying attention. Get shocked when working on a light, or get KO'ed by a loose barn door when setting lights.
I have done other things like walked into doors and poles.
Hm, I think mine was... Hah there's a lot as I'm a clumsy person but this time is my favourite.
After one of my boyfriends and I broke up, he was the one ending things but I wasn't upset... I tried to walk out of the room looking confident and when I pulled the door open I smashed myself in the face with it and fell over backwards. Way to go out! :)
Wow that must have been horrific, I'm glad I'm not the only clumsy one here :)
Erm I have two main big ones..
i passed out in a clubs toilets and left my phone in a puddle of water. and got woke up by the bouncer an hour after the club closed! lol
second thing I've done that's really stupid is I came back drunk after a night out and decided to cook onion bajji's in my oven. I then just passed out on my stairs lol (obviously on my way up to bed forgetting about my food) and the oven set on fire. luckily my housemate came home not logn after and put it out!
and he knocked on my door saying "DID YOU BAKE MUFFINS? ONLY YOU WOULD BAKE MUFFINS!?"
they were burnt so bad they looked like chocolate muffins..
2 years ago I was on a cruise ship, about to go to a very formal dinner, wearing this nice suit.. looking all spiffy.. feeling pretty proud of myself. my parents told me to walk out on the balcony to take a picture. as I walked towards the balcony my face slammed into the clean glass door and I fell back onto the floor. my whole family including my grandmother was rolling on the floor laughing.
when I was a little kid I was riding my new scooter around the neighborhood.. I saw this older pretty girl walking towards me.. she saw me and waved.. I waved back, lost my balance, fell off the scooter, and had an epic faceplant on the hard road right in front of her.
I'm sure everyone can relate to this;
It's 2AM and I have an irresistible call of nature that needs immediate attention, I get up from my warm cocoon of bedcovers and I go to the toilet. 9/10ths asleep I sit down without putting the lid up and release my bowels... Yep... You heard me.
Never before had I felt the bone chilling sensation of cold balls and a warm arse -and I don't intend to do so again-
i was walking down a set of stairs with my best friend when she fell down the stairs, she does that a lot so I laughed at her, then I fell down the stairs taking her the rest of the way down and crashing into her now boyfriend for 3 years.
Oh well at least I broke my wrist for a good reason lol
Oh, and the stepping on upturned plugs...I know that one...done it many a time! haha. We have some rocks at home that we use as door stops. The amount of times my foot has met that rock...omg...the pain. Oh, one time I fell down the escalators at the tube station, in rush hour...so embarrassing.
Walking into a glass plate door, totally embarrassing especially as I was storming off after an argument with my brother. Other clumsy thing I did recently was walking into the cinema when it was already pitch black even though the film hadn't started yet so couldn't see a thing as it was literally pitch black a lot darker than normal so of course everyone else just walks around like normal and I go and walk straight into the front row of seats.
hahah I've walked into plenty doors. ha ha but #1 would be when I was texting and walking out of Home Depot there was a truck and sticking out of the back was a ladder. Well not paying attention I walked right into it so hard that my feet kinda cam out from under me and I fell flat on my butt! and of coarse everyone saw, but it was sweet because the owner of the truck saw and helped. hahaha definitely the funniest/stupidest story every lmao
The dumbest thing I've ever done, is almost set a lamp on fire in a hotel. I was going to bed and couldn't figure out how to turn it off, so I stuck a hat over the bulb, and it burned through and started smoking, Haha. Not one of my better moments. (:
Hahahah nice one
I'm a clutz too so you're not alone hahah
Hahah yeah, you're from Ireland!!! so am I
Yup, there ain't many Irish people on this website, ah sher what can ya do :D
I've only ever seen 1 other Irish person here, everybody thinks we have red hair and are leprachauns!!!! its a shockin' bad mess of a way to be :L
Nah I love Americans haha, they're super friendly and lovely, and ya can't beat the full Irish heritage hahahah :S
Yeah I have this really close American friend and she has the most adorable accent ever, I just wanna sit there and listen to her hahah............ I've actually fallen in love with her, she's the most amazing person to me!!!....... anyway Americans are awesome :)
for my friends birthday, I bought him a pet snake but I had to take it to my house and surprise him. the aquarium was on a kitchen counter, I asked my mom to wrap it. then I leave for the bday dinner with my friends.
we come back, I see three police cars in my drive way. and I see my mom, I ask her wht happened? she said you left the aquarium open.
If I sat here and listed all of the clumsy things I've done, I'd be here tiIl I was one hundred. I tend not to watch where the hell I'm going, so bad stuff always happens to me. Just two weeks ago I had to get stitches in my hand and knee because I fell.
I went to WalMart with a few friends and one of them
made some smart ass remark and then gave me a playful
push so I pushed him back and then he pushed me
harder into this thing outside the aisle with Vagisil on it
that went everywhere and I fell on my ass...
I couldn't stop laughing, I don't really get embarassed easily
but if I did I suppose that would be the most embarrassing thing
lol.
I walked into a door (not a clear one), then I stood there for about two seconds, and apologized.
Another time I slipped on a tennis racket and landed flat on my back, on cement. Once, I walked into a wall, and I have a scar on my forehead to prove it. I have tripped while going up the stairs at my school many times. I twisted my ankle on flat ground. I could go on, and on, and on...
I went to homecoming in a pretty and short maroon and the dance was held in what we called a 'closed cafeteria'...it's about 20ft by 70ft and about 12-15ft to the ceiling. I was dancing and found some spilled water. I fell on my ass and everyone, including my future fiancé, saw my black candy corn undies.
when I was in middle school my friend and I where running laps in p.e (I had the mean coach) it had rained the day before and their was mud all over the track ...just when I was finishing with my last lap I slip right on my butt. I tried to get up and to make matters worse I fall again and do the split ..that was very embarrassing
im walkingg and then I told my guy friend that my stomach hurts and I think I have to poo...then I walk some more and said I can wait an hr...lalala a min later I CANT DO IT we rush back to his house and a block away, I pooped in my underwear a little and I put it in a bag and threw it out
so I went commando on Christmas after I pooped in my panties YAY
So that explains your username I guess :P
Hey I like poop! its the most gross and if you can look at someone poop and wipe or listen to them poop...we gonna be bffls LOL :D
i was playing tennis and when my boyfriend batted the ball my way I went to hit it back and somehow hit it to go int he direction of my eye. was a lovely black eye.
oh I also headbutted my water bottle sitting on my table once which gave me another black eye.
The clumsiest? There was a girl at school, sitting in front of me, and I was pouring water into my glass... And I sort of got lost in gazing at her radiant beauty while I was pouring water. And I poured "just a bit" more water than the capacity of that poor glass. Apparently, it was sort of hilarious.
once I was wearing white jeans, I slipped in the mud in front of about 70 people. My white jeans were now brown and I lost my flipflop in the mud. So now I had brown jeans that were once white and one flipflop.
Well that sucks big time, but I guess something crap happens to everyone so it balances out I suppose
Yeah, but I'm a very clumsy person, so it's all good, I usually just laugh it off and make the best of it
Walking to school one morning I was waving at people who were on a bus and, since I was preoccupied with waving and not with watching where I was going, walked straight into a signpost cartoon-style. =P
I was with this guy (my crush). We were walking around school before the bell ring just killing time. I walked into this that came from nowhere pole really hard. There was a red mark down my face.
Bet that was a bad buzz :(
I once fell upstairs, near the top, promptly fell down the stairs head-over-heels and landed by a vase. Miraculously, the clay vase in question did not break, but it managed to tip over and deposit cold, murky water into my lap.
I was making myself a bowl of cereal and forgot the top cabinet was open. wen I was doing making my cereal I ran into the top cabinet door and fell backward on tha floor. Had a knot on my head big as hell for 3 days.
while having sex I put my hand up against the wall by a light socket and got my bracelet stuck in the light socket. I got electrocuted and took out all of the lights in his apartment haha.
That one really made me laugh :D
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sprayed AXE up my butthole so that way when I farted it would smell like AXE. Obviously it didn't work and stung like crazy lol
and rode my bike into a parked car.
and a lot of other stupid things lol
tripped on a flat surface..
broke a glass cylinder in science class..twice
walked into a clear door thinking it want there Dx
stepping on 4 huge lego pieces in a row
and I can't even remember the rest , the list goes on forever
one time I was on a breakfast date and I ordered pancakes and when I got them they had a huge thing of butter.. well it looked like ice cream and I ate it.. I was so embarassed!
lol! I walked into my bathroom door one morning and I didn't have enough sleep. I've done that at least 3 times. haha
I was primary school and we were running around the school yard then coach said something to me, turned my head and BANG, smashed my head on a steel pype
Ohhh that must have ruined your day buddy hahah
i tripped over a curb and twisted my ankle, almost breaking it and couldn't walk for awhile, and then I did it again 3 months later.
I dropped the money tray in church once, that was pretty imbarrasing.
Also in jerk, I spill the commune tray (the grape juice) all over my aunt's white pants. She wasn't too happy about it.
Ran into a stop sign at my school while thinking about some girl. The worse part, it was in front of a crowd of people.
Accidentally dropped a boulder on my penis. Bruised for a couple of weeks and hurt to pee. Don't worry ladies, I'm all healed up.
Tripped over a florescent orange safety pylon right in front of the really cute guy I was talking to.
I ran my shoulder into a light post while riding my bike and looking straight ahead at it thinking "no way, I'll stop by then".
I fell down a flight of stairs after telling my friends I can text and talk and walk at the same time :) lol
Almost ran over a date's dog when I accidentally put my car into reverse instead of drive.
Fell in the bathroom, hit my head on the sink.
Woke up about 15. min. later with a bloody nose.
spilled a 5 gallon bucket of paint on someones roof
definitely thought gold came out of cash machines and tried to find the option for it in front of my boyfriend..
Took a big turd on my mums face. Yeah, that was rather clumsy of me.
I've tripped over my own feet so many times. I wasn't even wearing heels :(
So in one day Iv'e broken and dislocated my shoulder. but only before I fell down a flight of stairs. One word, PAINFULL.
broke my parents wedding vase when I was vacuuming
sorry mom and dad :(
Spilled a hot latte on a date.
Believe it or not it worked out for the better ;)
ran into a pole : \
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