Should the government be mandated to provide you a girlfriend?

[disgustingweebtrash]

Yeah

No

I am a girl and wish to be part of this program

I am a girl and don't want to be part of this program

Updates

+1 y

It should be mandated

[CarpetDenim]

No. Imagine the government accidentally mandating you a girlfriend when you actually already have one and then oof some random girl gets murdered by your girlfriend. Also you don’t just pluck a girlfriend out of thin air, she has to be someone and come from somewhere. If female participation was entirely voluntary I think the government would be really low on “supplies,” but the “demand” would be extraordinary. So the girlfriends might end up costing you, or the government would have to resort to acquiring them through questionable means.

[CHADcel]

It's called a lobotomy and is very good at domesticating females

[CarpetDenim]

Edgy

[CHADcel]

I just want the pusy

[CarpetDenim]

Good luck

[CHADcel]

I'm doing better than weeb lel.

[CarpetDenim]

Weeb’s doing a good job, he’s just gotta wait a while. You have to be nice to us now or I’ll ban you 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[CHADcel]

Reported for mod abuse and by wait a while you mean forever 😂😂😂

[CarpetDenim]

I don’t even have the ability to ban anyone smh relax. And no I don’t mean forever, I mean a while.

[CHADcel]

The optimism is hilarious, I wonder how many teenage online international relationships last I'd figure right around the region of 0%

[CarpetDenim]

There’s an exception to every rule.

[Cccgala]

Once government intervention is tolerated in private affairs such as relationships, then there would be no privacy and confidentiality among the civilians.

[BlueCoyote]

One girlfriend?
I think three would be more fitting ;-).
I wanna have a white, a black and an Asian one.
They'll have to be naked indoors and I'll feed them anything they want... just not too much ice cream.

[Alistayr]

Judging by the way our government has been for the last twenty years or more, I wouldn't trust them to provide me with a cup of coffee, let alone a girlfriend.

[disgustingweebtrash]

Agree they'll probably put ricin in it and blame it on the Russians

[MarketData]

Brexit means Brexit.

[Alistayr]

Haha! Or provide a girlfriend like the one in your other question.

[Alistayr]

@MarketData Glad to hear it, but we didn't ask. Lol

[ThisDudeHere]

I won't be surprised if the regressive left st some point decides that it's illegal to sleep with black women as a white man or that it's mandatory to sleep with obese women so that they won't feel left out.

[ThatPersonOverThere]

There is a reason why younger people make up the majority of democrats, and older people he majority of republicans.

There are two sides to this coin.
The first is the perceived benefit, which is what younger people focus on.

The second side is the cost. As you get older, the pattern ermerges and you realize that the cost of government interference always outweighs the benefits.

The US government is one of the most corrupt and incompetent organizations in the world. You agree to the policy expecting Khaleesi, what you'll get is an overweight short green haired angry feminist.

[Fatslob]

I thought the most corrupt organisation on Earth was the Rothschild's banking dynasty, those greedy Jew bastards controls all the money in the world, ever wondered why all movie producers are Jews? The Rothschild's prevent gentiles getting money in case we make the wrong sort of movie.

[DevilsAdvocator]

Sounds like the central premise of an anime plot. In real life though? Not likely. Though if the government's going to intrude on your privacy to the extent where they know every detail about you, your interests and your fetishes, then they could at least use the results to provide a subsidized universal match-making service while they're at it. Can't see it happening anywhere where the population isn't shrinking to a similar extent as Japan's though...

[AlphaMale1]

You either live in a country run by liberals or you have been brainwashed by liberals.

Governments fuck up pretty much everything they touch. And to think anyone would even consider asking a question like this is beyond me.

[Fatslob]

I think they ought to put the right to own a pet in the human rights act, the right to marry and have kids is in, why not the right to a small furry friend? Some guys are too repulsive to have girlfriends, the government would have to give you over a million quid before you'd shag me, but, animals love me.

[wankiam]

think of it like this.. in the uk if disabled you may get government help with a car. this will be a fiesta or nissan micra most likely. i myself drive a mercedes all bought and paid for by me

[disgustingweebtrash]

disabled people provided cars, this is the way forward to socialism in one country

[wankiam]

its a mobility scheme aimed to help them into work

[BlueCoyote]

In the Netherlands, there are specially trained and educated sex workers who are specialized on physically disabled people who are unable to achieve sexual pleasure by themselves (for example because they're paralyzed and can't touch themselves). This actually exists in several countries but in the Netherlands, disabled people can apply for a monthly financial aid, provided by the government, for precisely this service ;-).

[Landshrk0068]

Thanks, but no. Fuck, look at how well, the government runs the post office, health care, the DMV.

Can you name me one thing, other than wasting money that the government does well? Yeah, there's nothing.

[splashofyellow]

So, every psychopath and murderer would get a girlfriend handed to them. When they kill her, do they get a new one? And what if it's vice versa and the girlfriend is crazy? Do they do some personality testing before you can be given to someone?

[CHADcel]

Maybe it would stop people becoming psychopaths I. e Elliot Rodger

[splashofyellow]

@CHADcel You either are a psychopath or you're not. Some people just don't act on their psychopathic desires.

[CHADcel]

I mean someone's can go crazy due to circumstances just search killdozer I don't think Elliot would've killed if he had a girlfriend.

[Cosytoasty]

Yeah.

Although if it means THEY pick... might give that a swerve.

[disgustingweebtrash]

There's actually an anime where their partner is chosen by the government at 16, koi to uso

[cherryphi82]

Lmao. What? Look at all the guys who voted yes. I bet they are all conservatives, too.

[CHADcel]

Neo-Lib actually

[That2kKid21]

I feel like you don't know what a j o k e is

[Uhhjsshshdh]

I think the government should be mandated to provide you a boyfriend. Gender equality!

[cherryphi82]

@Uhhjsshshdh Wow. That would make me polyandrous.

[Slim57]

Poly-what?

[Anonymous]

Lol someone is in the mood for good questions today

[disgustingweebtrash]

All my questions are good

[CHADcel]

Stole it from me, fug you.

[jjj101010]

This sounds like a horrendous idea. No one gets a choice in their partner do a lot of unhappy people. What happens to people who r attracted to their own sex? Do they just get given a partner of the opposite sex anyway? What happens if u want a partner with the same religious or political views as u and u get allocated someone with opposing views. What if u want an older or younger partner?

I can’t see any positives for this

[SarahsSummer]

DING DING DING!! We have a winner! Congratulations on asking the most ridiculous question of the week!

[CHADcel]

Yes, the suicide rate would plummet to zero. We need to save lives I WANT A girlfriend NOWWW!

[CHADcel]

And people say communism is evil TOP KEK.

[disgustingweebtrash]

communism is the only true way forward to freedom FUCK WHY DID THE REVOLUTION NOT HIT HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[aialex]

I'd rather not have extra help in fucking up my life 😄

[anmari2001]

Yeah, this would be cheaper than buying from the black market

[Catholicgirl22]

No. That's sounds like something the Nazis would do.

[CT_CD]

Yeah. Every guy should be given a girlfriend for his 18th birthday

[Revolver_]

I am a girl and don't want to be part of this program

[Iron_Man]

Sure if we can trade her in for a brand new one if we don't like her after a while. Kind of like leasing a car for a couple years then trade it in for a brand new younger one