Have you considered fueling your car with clean burning "farts".. aka methane?

For those that choose not to read the articles:
Cliff Notes: Humans outlet methane gas, methane gas is damaging environment and #2 cause of climate change. We could capture these gasses and burn it for fuel.

Wholly crap! It looks like you can... if you want to. How badly do you want to save the planet and reduce fuel costs?

https://jalopnik.com/can-you-run-a-car-on-what-comes-out-of-your-butt-1498458270

You just need to save the gas from natural outgasing.. umm farts... or create a bioreactor and collect the gas. Try not to blow up your neighbors because it is flammable! I'm sure you can do the math, but your farting just might save Europe.. and that's not a pile of dung, but real science!
Yes we can and we should!
Yes we can and we should!
Not to mention, you are causing global warming pressures... not in the least... by farting, from your human "bio reactor".. and all the other activities you do. It's time to take action, capture those gases... and put them to good use to fuel our economy.

!https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/methane

Don't even think about giving me any crap about this post or cancelling me, that's some B. S.! This is science FACT! Run your own experiments and find out the power you have always had.. down there. Cmon...
Yes, power the future with farts... I will
umm... open to the idea... it if isn't too invasive or stinky
only if Elon Musk invents it
I'm... just not "there" yet...
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Have you considered fueling your car with clean burning "farts".. aka methane?
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