Ah, the age-old question of speedos for men - it's a real sausage fest of opinions out there. So, has the world changed enough in 2023 to finally accept the speedo and put an end to the man shaming?
Well, let's take a closer look at this meaty issue. Some folks still consider the speedo to be the salami of seduction, the pork sword of pleasure, the beef bazooka of bliss, and the kielbasa of carnal desire. Others view it as the frankfurter of fondness, the bratwurst of bedroom antics, the chorizo of charm, and the wiener of wickedness. And then there are those who just think it's the banger of booty calls, the cocktail weenie of coitus, and the one-eyed trouser snake that should never see the light of day.
But let's not forget that there are also those who revel in their love muscle, their wang-doodle, their skin flute, and their pocket rocket. They proudly display their joystick of joy, their purple-headed yogurt slinger, and their trouser trout for all to see. They strut their lap rocket, their heat-seeking moisture missile, and their beef bayonet without a care in the world.
So, has the world changed enough to accept men in speedos? Well, it's hard to say. Some folks still think it's a lap lizard waiting to pounce, while others think it's a meat scepter that deserves to be worshiped. But if a man feels comfortable in his weenie of wonder, his sausage of satisfaction, or his hot dog of happiness, who are we to judge? The world has bigger fish to fry, like climate change, social justice, and the lack of flying cars. Let's just let men wear what they want and focus on more important issues, like the fact that the pork pistol is smaller than what @boobslayer burried between my fried eggs.
Huge fan of speedos, maybe because I was a swimmer, and will continue to wear them!
Speedos have always looked ridiculous on men.
Nothing has changed.
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Wear what you want and ignore the judgment (which will DEFINITELY still come). The only way to change the world is to lead and win over others to your cause. Why I started wearing them: more comfortable (no more short chafing), better tan lines, easier to swim in, dries much quicker, doesn't cling to legs/parts when coming out of the water and no air bubble going in the water, can wear under normal shorts if we're doing something else before the beach (for example, last weekend, hiked first and then went to the beach and already had my swim briefs on so hiking shorts just came off and I was good to go). So many advantages, but America is too prude to care about those because because because... well... they can't really give any good reason why we shouldn't wear them except it's "immodest". News flash... women wear string up their behind on the same beaches and there's no uproar. Men over the world wear them with no issues (Brazil, France, Italy, Australia, etc.). So... like I said, wear what you want because the women do too (as they should). Enjoy your swim briefs/ "speedo" on the beach!
Men shoud where them. They for swimming and if you fill conferdence go for it. Women where littile bikinis and seethrow cloths. So each to there own
I way prefer surf shorts just below the knee 🤞😎
Go with shorts
it's never over
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