Wouldn’t it be funny if there was a zombie apocalypse but we kept arguing about who was a zombie?

[OddBeMe]

I mean obviously Trumpites, right?

Trumpers definitely are zombies

Libtards are the zombies!

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[msmissydc]

Before covid I expected to never become serious as people would go into quarantine before the outbreak becomes serious.

After covid I expect a specific kind of people to argue that zombies aren't even real and the military is just seizing controle of the goverment while defending them from a hoard of zombies right before their eyes. I expect people to argue, that becoming a zombie is equivalent to a cold.
I expect people to argue, that zombie bites are a way to inject a microship into the population.
I expect American republicans to say, that the WORLD WIDE ZOMBIE APOKALYPSE is a way to keep democrats in the USA in power.
I expect broken quarantines for the purpose of marching on the streets with zombies to protest against the quarantin.

[Agagagagaga]

But THEY’RE the one in the cult.

I mean it couldn’t be the jackass who makes multiple posts about them daily on a goddamn dating site of all things. M

Wacko.

[exitseven]

The Walking Dead.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Drewtate]

If there was a zombie outbreak Liberals would be fighting for zombie rights and calling folks who shot them zombiephobic. Theyd change the LGBTQ to include zombies so lgbtqZ

[BuckCannon]

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Oh, and:

Should male zombies be allowed in girl zombie's sports?

[Drewtate]

@BuckCannon yes CNN would have stories about how only a tiny minority of zombies eat brains and how mass shooter Rick Grimes murdered 30 in a zombiphobic while utilising hate speech calling them "walkers".

[BuckCannon]

And just wait until the trans zombie phase starts. There won't be much protesting, because it wouldn't be safe to do so.

[gorydetails]

If trump supporters were all zombies, they'd quickly die since you leftists don't have brains.

[OddBeMe]

Hahaha- wait that wasn’t that funny. Nice try tho.

[Slingblade1126]

That was funny, because I laughed and I rarely laugh.

[strateguy632]

arguments if we need to call them sis cis zomby lol.

but stop the childish name calling at trumpites.

[Sasahara]

The half dead ones are the zombies, no matter their political leanings. I wonder if a zombie could cash in his own life insurance since he is technically not alive.

[OddBeMe]

There’s a great book series about a zombie PI…Death Warmed Over. It actually talks about that shit, pretty funny. Like property rights for the undead…. lol

[Kingofkings1992]

If by “zombie,” you mean stupid, then liberals are obviously the zombies

[BuckCannon]

Zombism isn't a partisan thing.

[Drewtate]

You don't think Liberals would want zombie safe spaces and zombie sanctuary cities?

[BuckCannon]

@Drewtate

Of course, I just meant that the zombies would all be independents.

[Drewtate]

Not all zombies eat brains...

[BuckCannon]

@Drewtate

True.