A government barrister gave an example of how employers could be prosecuted for not letting overweight people have a comfort burger at their desks or referring to them as fatty.
He went on to say, "Mockery of penis size has been shown to cause great anguish among many men leading to mental health issues. By making it illegal to mock or laugh at male genitals we hope to restore the dignity of the less endowed."
The Scottish parliament is now debating what should be considered small for legal purposes.
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