What would you do if a gay dude spread a rumor that he sucked you off?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Honestly, I'm considering just letting it roll 😂

Or should I sue him for defamation and garnish his wages?

Sue, garnish his wages

Let it roll

Violence!

Wait, what does food presentation have to do with his wages?

[OlderAndWiser]

I would probably pay someone to make a visit to him with a threat of serious violence unless he immediately retracted his false allegations.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

And then he turns around and I'm in his living room with my shoes on the coffee table!!!

See, this is experience and wisdom here!

[beefcakebradybatson]

Confront him, but really, what can you do about it? (Since I attended Windsor's St. Clair College in the late 70's, a ridiculous rumour concerning Rod Stewart's having boy batter in his stomach has circulated.)

[Flower7]

Spread a rumor to who? Friends? Or coworkers? Or family?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

A friend circle. We kinda party in the city together and I think his friend wants me too so they're having some kind of weird competition. I mean, I don't think the woman in the group question my... Prowess lol. And in all the ways that I really care one way or the other I'm kinda the alpha of the group so I don't know am I wrong for thinking it's kinda funny if I just pretend like I have no idea

[DonaldDarko]

Probably no one will believe him but this shows why this defect hurts society.

[Meatballs]

Id personally would kill him no?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

That's my little brothers thing, I don't want to be unoriginal

[Meatballs]

Always be original

[seeyounexttuesday]

you're gonna have to let it roll. you aren't suing for defamation. You couldn't prove any financial damages.

[DrPepper12]

Whatevs.