Just for shits and giggles, can you put your lawyer hat on?

[arizonasunshine]

if you’re a decent human being you would despise this tampon piece of shit. But forget about that. You’re now paid handsomely to be his lawyer. Is your defense really going to be… “Your honor, My client is a scumbag piece of crap, but in his defense, there are a lot bigger, scumbag pieces of crap than him!”

Seriously? Every time tampon opens his mouth, he's not denying being a piece of shit, he's just saying he's been singled out among other pieces of shit like him.

Would O. J. Simpson's dream team defense Play that retarded angle? Of course not.

If I’m Johnny Cochran, Shapiro or Alan Dershowitz, I’m gonna say my client got hit in the head by a missile during the war, while saving starving orphans.

[FunkyMonkee]

I'd probably decide to save my reputation, dignity and honesty and say what's real.

[arizonasunshine]

Tampon is the idiot that supported the 500 plus riots of 2020. He is on record saying that him and his wife loved to open their windows during the riots so they could smell the burning tires.

While I respect your legal angle, I think as a virtual lawyer I'm going to have to go with Tampon and the insanity defense.

He lied about being a great basketball coach and he lied about his military service.

[FunkyMonkee]

He's a psycho! Everyone with a working brain should know that, by now! How many times does he have to prove it?
Most likely, I wouldn't even take the case no matter how much he paid me!!

[arizonasunshine]

You're a good man. At the end of the day, you're going to pass by a mirror and see the person looking back at you.

[FunkyMonkee]

Thank you!
I hope so. There'd be something wrong with the mirror if I saw a woman staring back at me!

[arizonasunshine]

Life is meaningless without humor. What else is there? Death? Keep it going.

[strateguy632]

Obviously not a good defense. I heard a rumor dershowiz is. A suspect?

[Zack-Bann]

What exactly did this guy do?
there’s some fraud, not uncommon for a lib.
And all kinds lunatic policies that would drive his state into the ground within a few years
(In theory long enough to blame it on whoever takes over for him)


Ladies and gentlemen of the court:
Is anyone surprised when a lion roars?
Is anyone surprised when a chicken lays an egg?
Then why are we surprised when an old white liberal behaves exactly like an old white liberal.


(Best I can do, I’m not too familiar with him and based on what I found online I think that will be his defense)

[arizonasunshine]

Remember when you were growing up and you did something really dumb? When your mom asked you about it you said "Billy down the street did it too."

I don't care how much corruption is happening in the United states. If your defense as a governor is "the other states did it too", you must be getting advice from the worthless public defender.

Tampon allowed the Somali community to steal billions of dollars from taxpayers. If you don't like that then you're obviously a racist, says tampon.

[Zack-Bann]

Ohhh I heard about the Somali in Minnesota thing! Yeah I get it now.

And my mom used to tell me “I don’t give a shit what anyone else did, YOU are my son so I care about what YOU do”

It’s only after I matured a little that I realized the importance of accountability like that

[arizonasunshine]

Moms are so dumb until you realize they're smarter than you. 😅😅😅

I totally respect your mom as a mama bear protecting her cub. That's her job.

[exitseven]

Tampon Tim was on TV a few weeks ago. His face was ashen gray and he was visibly sweating as he fumbled through one lie after another proclaiming his innocence. I think he knows he will be among the first to be indicted.

[Sabretooth]

''Tampon Timmy'' is embarrassingly juvenile, it's more embarrassing to those making the insults than it is to the intended target. it's so pathetic that no one on the left even will acknowledge it.

[arizonasunshine]

You did.