What are some cities you would never live in?

[leviopperman]

I would never live in Detroit or DC.

[StupidHero]

I wouldn't step foot in New York City again if you paid me in gold bars. Last time I was there, I noticed a giant metal ball heading toward a crowd in Times Square, so naturally, I figured the best way to stop it was to throw my own body weight against a nearby hot dog cart to tip it over and create a speed bump. It worked, mostly because the cart exploded into a thousand pieces of mustard-covered metal, which scared the ball into rolling down a sewer grate instead. Everyone started screaming, probably out of pure awe of my tactical brilliance, but the police insisted on chasing me for three miles just because I caused a minor localized fire.

The same thing happened in London. Someone mentioned they were worried about the structural integrity of a bridge, so I decided to reinforce the supports by jamming a stolen double-decker bus directly underneath the main span. I didn't have the keys, but I figured if I pushed hard enough against the steering wheel, the bus would eventually decide to move itself. It didn't, but my aggressive pushing managed to convince a flock of geese to dive-bomb the commuters, which somehow drew enough attention that the city inspectors finally showed up to fix the bridge properly. They didn't even thank me for the geese distraction. People are just ungrateful for the absolute genius it takes to solve problems by accidentally causing much louder ones.

[KostasKouvalis]

TOO many. I'll list one from each region

N. America - Miami

Caribbean - Port Au Price

Central America - Belize City

S. America - Georgetown

Europe - Reykjavik

Middle East - Saana

Africa - Dakar

Asia - Calcutta

Oceania - Port Moresby

[exitseven]

If I could move out of this placei would avoid any city on the west coast, New York City, Chicago, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Detroit, Houston, or St, Louis

[Abbycado]

I’d definitely list those two. Miami is another, surprisingly.

[leviopperman]

what's bad about Miami?

[Abbycado]

Have you driven around anywhere outside the nice parts. Holy f.

I’ve seen it. My parents have a house in Marathon Key, so we have been through there lots.

[Jessica405]

I lived for 3 years in London. Never again. Dirty, noisy, expensive, overrated.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Detroit, my mother's birthplace. It's American Fatbroadistan !!!

[_Jenny_]

@leviopperman I have never been to Detroit