If you were attacked by a million homicidal third graders, how many do you think you could realistically kill, before they eventually overwhelmed you?

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

No escape is possible.

Neither you nor the third graders have any weapons.

The third graders will not stop trying to kill you no matter what.

A HUNDRED OR LESS

BETWEEN A HUNDRED AND A THOUSAND

BETWEEN A THOUSAND AND TWENTY THOUSAND

BETWEEN TWENTY THOUSAND AND A HUNDRED THOUSAND

BETWEEN A HUNDRED THOUSAND AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND

BETWEEN FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND A MILLION

EVERY DAMN ONE OF THEM

[strateguy632]

many is a danger as sheldon said in big bang. but i doubt i could actually push them i am not cold enough. . until they hurt me then i could. i would probably kill around 70 before they crushed and choked me.

[NaultD]

A death from a million cuts or bites is realistically how you get got. You get swarmed and lose your balance and thats it. Maybe an hour before you get tired and slip.

[Chazmatazz269]

Completely preposterous.
You can’t be attacked by one million unarmed eight year olds. How many can even feasibly put their hands on you at any one time? A dozen, tops. A decent defense and you can just wait them out. Eventually they have to sleep and you can just leave. 😂😂😂 If you’re vindictive, stomp a few skulls in and then leave. 🤢🤮
If you even just turtled up, i don’t think eight year olds have the strength to kill a grown man without weapons.
I just can’t imagine the situation being deadly at all. Throw an ipad into the horde and watch them fight each other to the death for it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
By the by, i worked my mother’s daycare for years. I have literally struggled with eight year olds a few times already and they get tuckered out pretty quickly in a tantrum. Plus they’re slow. I could outrun them until they had to rest and then they would lose interest.


A million zombified eight year olds, who never need to sleep and never run away no matter how many of them i brutally slaughter as they watch. Assuming i don’t get turned by scratches or bites. I think i could take probably a hundred before i got too tired to fight and they just ate me alive.
But that running defense still holds up. Zombified kids are even slower than healthy kids. I could definitely outrun them. Even if they were rabies babies, like “28 Days Later”. For reference, i outran on foot my girlfriend’s eight year old son who was on a bicycle.
I’m betting on me all the way.

[purplepoppy]

The answer depends on how much rest I get between attack. Obviously given time I'd be making defensive wall with the corpses, perhaps a moat of blood.

[MrChinaski]

You forget that 1in 5 American adults have literacy and numeracy of a third grader.

[FreyaRed]

All younglings have to go

[LC75LC71]

I could probably take the first one down and then yell MOM! and the rest would scatter like cockroaches when the lights come on.

[Agape93]

A few hundred. Minimum.

[exitseven]

between 100-1000

[msc545]

None. I don't kill anyone or anything.

[Iron_Man]

What about insects? What if you’re real hungry would you shoot a deer to eat?

[Enginn]

I would go stealth mode instead

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Wow...