Communicating in a Purely Functional Way

[SuperManiac]

If we are fine,
-- Then perhaps we should walk to the store. But we shouldn't actually walk. We should just plan to walk to the store and gather the data required to do so but without any side effects. We should just return what our plans are and discard them. I forgot what our plans were already.

Hi, how are you? I am fine. What would you like to do? I want to go to the store.
-- Let's go.
Error 20928: attempting to manipulate non-local variables from function marked as pure.

What is your penis size? 9.5 units. What type of unit is this?
Error 20192: Attempting to convert float to gigantic_double.

#pragma error(off)

[Gab_ss]

Are you high? You can tell me. And if so, where can I get it? Seems like a good one.
In case you are sober; I'm concerned, intrigued and curious.

[SuperManiac]

Just a little tipsy from whiskey, but I am a crazy person even when I'm sober so it's like crazy++++ when drunk. :-D

[Gab_ss]

No judgement my dude. And about being crazy, all the best people are! Like you for example. The best specimen of human being in this website.

[SuperManiac]

Cheers! :-D

[SexyAshh]

Lol i didn't get this but somehow found it informative. Like what?😄

[FoxnEagle]

DECLARE FUNCTION Conversation (var words, var desire){
IF (String. Compare (words, 'Hello') == TRUE) THEN {ECHO "Hi, how have you been?"}
ELSE IF (words. Contains ('?')) THEN {CALL AnalyzeQuestionAndRespond (words, desire)}
ELSE IF (desire == CustomClass. SmallTalk) THEN {CALL SmallTalkRoutine (words, desire)}
ELSE {ECHO "What?"}
}

[Bluemax]

Umm...

https://youtu.be/A2vAdytmkBc

[WhiteShoulder]

Toss my hair and laugh?

[SuperManiac]

This response is within perfectly acceptable parameters.

[WhiteShoulder]

That’s what I do irl when I think something’s supposed to be funny but I’m not 100% sure

[SuperManiac]

You sound good-natured. I will update the appropriate data structures to increment the good-natured value.
++good_natured["WhiteShoulder"];

>> Error 20928: attempting to manipulate non-local variables from function marked as pure.

WTFFFF!!! [SET COMPUTER ON FIRE AND THROW IT OFF CLIFF]

[WhiteShoulder]

I think you called me pure. Thank you 😊.

[SuperManiac]

No problem. I read a book on how to flirt and used a highlighter and made notes on the side. I have a pocket protector where I keep all these highlighters and I use blue for most important items and orange for pink interest and yellow for low-interest. I prioritize my notes. But for "How to Flirt" book I only used blue on everything.

[SuperManiac]

Like everything was important. That's why I used blue. And I remember all of it. Like when a girl laughs, you are supposed to keep talking. Don't stop talking. But if she is not sure whether what you said was funny, you are supposed to change the subject. I am not very good at changing the subject. I used to just zone in and get all obsessed with the subject to the point of boring everyone around me. But I started imagining how to change subjects and then I was in a different subject in my mind, like unicorns flying around and things. And then I was able to milk the unicorns and their milk was rainbow-colored and it tasted sort of like fruit punch but not quite as sweet.

[WhiteShoulder]

I flirt by instinct. But I do take notes on various historical events.

[WhiteShoulder]

I’m also sleep deprived 😂

[WhiteShoulder]

Damn, dude. You must be sleep deprived too 😂.

[SuperManiac]

How do you know that? I've been writing code for like 30 hours straight. I needa sleep! :-D

[SuperManiac]

Except I don't wanna. I want to dance... with polar bears for some reason. Friendly and domesticated ones, of course. Not wild polar bears. Well, my original dream was with wild polar bears but then I realized the problems with it.

[WhiteShoulder]

OMG you must be exhausted! Close your eyes and rest.

[SuperManiac]

I got all energized from the alcohol. Alcohol has the opposite effect on me. It acts as a stimulant in my case. I don't know why. I see some mild tendencies of that in other people but I'm talking for me like one glass of whiskey is like drinking a six-pack of Red Bulls. It energizes me to insane levels. Maybe it's because my body is kinda sore in ways I don't notice -- I got lots of aches and pains from falling on skateboard from vert ramp along with a type of arthritis and I'm so used to it that I don't notice maybe when I'm sober... except when I'm drunk maybe those aches and pains go away and it's like the shackles are free for me to do jump flips. That's just my rough guess.

[SuperManiac]

I had a doctor when I was 15 saying I won't be able to walk by 30 if I keep skateboarding (was sponsored back then). But I can walk just fine, even sprint, but I do notice lots of aches and pains there. Then right now I don't notice anything cause I think the alcohol dumbed it and now I'm like, "LETTTT'S DANCEEEE!!!" mode.

[SuperManiac]

Or I might just be a super immature person. I am not sure! :-D :-D :-D

[Joker_]

Interesting myTake