Are you surprised these names ended up on jeffrey epsteins list?

[smahala1991]

This past week, the Courts in the US have sealed some of the names on Jeffrey Epsteins list. I feel like I should share a few of these names If you do not want to know I suggest you stop reading!!!

Ok you should seriously stop reading

Ok you asked for it!!!

Jeffrey Epsteins list:

Jimmy Dean

Marie Callender

Peter Pan

Orville Redanbacher

Cousin Willie's

Aunt Jemima

Uncle Ben

Oscar Meyer

Duncan Hines

Betty Crocker

Mama Celeste

Oh, Damnit this is Epstein's Grocery list 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Peter_Penetrator]

Look, what Epstein did was deplorable. I am glad he is dead, by whatever means. But for these damn QAnon and ultra right wing nut jobs so desperate for attention and the need to be heard, in order to feel important, for them to drag men like Tom Hanks, of all people, or Jimmy Kimball and any other popular celebrity, or even to suggest that Democrats are pedophiles, is very fucking childish.


“I know you are, but what am l?”, “Your momma is so fat….”, “Don’t step on a crack or you’ll break your momma’s back.”


He jumped off a bridge so l must do the same, if l don’t, everyone will think l am a woke, socialist, looking to abolish the 2nd Amendment.


The most recent changes made to the US Constitution was repealing the Volstead Act. Ain’t no way in hell congress would allow repealing the 2nd Amendment. Just like many democrats felt Obama was going to stick it to the White man, congress wouldn’t allow that to happen either.


PLEASE!!! How badly did your life go so fucking wrong that you can’t even think for yourself. That you must join in on this absurd, mob, fucking mentality.



I hope you fuckers teach your children better than this.

[smahala1991]

This is meant to be parody and satire

[Peter_Penetrator]

One more thing, there weren’t any fucking aliens in Miami, FL.

[Peter_Penetrator]

I got the joke. I thought it was clever. I just had to vent to anyone that actually believed these conspiracies. Somebody will see Epstein’s pic and jump on the chance to read hoping to read that kinda BS.

[smahala1991]

I got the idea from a Howard Stern prank call I heard once

[Peter_Penetrator]

Are you familiar with the aliens seen at a Miami mall on January 1st?

[smahala1991]

no actually I'm not, it's news to me

[Peter_Penetrator]

Google “Bayside Marketplace” on January 1st in Miami. You will really get a kick.

[rigmarole]

Well we know you're a pedophile now.

[exitseven]

It is funny that Epsteins list was like a who's who for liberal democrats.

[BoopBoopBeep]

I agree with most of what you said except this:

"or even to suggest that Democrats are pedophiles, is very fucking childish."

Of course there are democrat pedophiles out there. There are republican ones, and libertarian ones, and green party ones, and communist ones... Why would you think there's some monolithic moral imperative that makes deviants suddenly ignore their deviance once they get a voter ID card.

Let me show you what I'm doing on the dark web...

[wysiwyg2525]

Why do you care for someone on a list. Just look at your local neighborhood list and see who is actually living by you. People only care because they are famous. If you want to be dark then look at the human trafficking in your state, and country. Look at all the missing people signing at your local stores to include Walmart. Of course the world going to be shocked on this but it's just a grain of salt it go deeper into the onion as you peel each layer off. This is just the peeling.

[exitseven]

@wysiwyg2525. Yes, just look up the sex offender registry for your state. You might be amazed how many live in the same town.

[wiltingrosepetal]

Not surprised about Bill Clinton 💀 i bet we'll never know how many affairs he's had. It's pretty entertaining to watch unravel though 😀

[4ngelic]

yea the fact that steven hawking is part of that is the wildest shit

[smahala1991]

Umm I keep wondering how that's possible

[llorando]

You missed Red Barron.

[WhiteSteve]

I always knew Sylvia was clean!

Not guilty, y’all got to feel me!🙌

[CaptainSmartass]

Nice one, dude. You may have forgotten Captain Bird's Eye. Something fishy about him...

Simples...

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for sharing that with us, well written MyTake. That's one thing, the Administrators need to get rid of opinions that offer no value.

[exitseven]

Stephen Hawking was a little surprising but he is a human like the rest of us. The rest of them are just a who's who of democrats.

[Grond21]

Made me chuckle.

Its a disgusting list though

[smahala1991]

I agree, but this is satire

[Grond21]

True

[laly520]

not surprised at all I have always had my doubts n concerns when it comes down to such people

[kespethdude]

LOL... That was funny, good one!

[msc545]

All this furor over Epstein is bullshit. It proves nothing.

[exitseven]

Yeah but everyone knows Slick Willie was his biggest client. Naturally there is no hard evidence except for the fact he was on the Lolita Express over 40 times.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Nice one, Stephen! :D

[sean1234]

Jeffrey who? Doesn't really mean anything to me.

[sawno]

Its a guy who was flying high profile people to his private island so they can have sex with children.

[sheikalana]

He forgot Aunt Jemima.

[DreamLife7]

Who cares?

[DreamLife7]

It's not important

[smahala1991]

Ehh fuck you

[PrettyCrumblBb]

@smahala1991 that tranny is a troll.. he always has something negative to say.

[wolftoes]

bad man