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Signs Indicating You Are a Jumpoff
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-You show up unannounced one day. If he’s not happy to see you or worse, if he peeks through the window and doesn’t let you in, you’re a jumpoff.
-He sends out subliminal messages via his facebook and twitter status. Quoting sweet hip hop lyrics and lines from Love Jones. You question him. He responds with something like: “I’m hurt that you would even question that. If you have to question it, then no those weren’t for you”
-He asks your friend out to dinner. Then claims he didn’t know you and her were “cool like that”
-He only calls you to find out where you are and when you can come over.
-He took you out to dinner. That one time.
-He doesn’t want you telling anyone about him and he damn sure hasn’t told a soul about YOU.
-Try to cuddle with him. Get shut down. Squint. Tilt head to the right. “Hmm…”
-When you start questioning the direction of this “relationship” y’all have, you’re being dramatic and overanalytical.
-The minute you bring up feelings and emotions, he cuts you off and claims that not only are you stressing him out but he can’t deal with all that mess....
-When that time of the month rolls around, you have to check his twitter updates to see if he’s still alive.
-If he has keeps having kids on you and not by you.
-If he tells mutual friends/family members he is not with you.
-If you only spend time together indoors where no one can see you.
-Keeps coming in and out of your life like its a revolving door.
-Every time you make plans to go out all hell breaks loose and he's a no show because: someone in his family dies, has to go the emergency room, his car breaks down, he get's pulled over etc.
Strangely enough he is avalible at any time after midnight.
-When you call your conversations are short and to the point. He seems to have nothing to say unless you want to come over.
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-He keeps taking you to different apartments/houses. Conviently no one is ever home and he knows where everything is.
-You talk in his car for hours...but only in the car.
-If it weren't for texting you would assume he was dead.
-You probably only went on one date with him and it is somewhere farther from where you both live if that.
-You "chill" with him often, watching DVD's and possibly cooking for him or ordering food every time you come over.
-If you have your own place. He usually parks on the side of your building not in the front.
-Calls you at 11.43PM on a Wednesday and asks you " What you doin' for the rest of the tonight"
-He doesn't answer his phone when it rings when he's with you.
-It's normal for you to go for a week or more w/o hearing from him or knowing where he is.
-Even if you have been "together" for some time. He asks you questions as though you have never met before.
Ex: Him how was your weekend?
You: Oh it was okay. I had classes most of Saturday.
Him: You're in school?
-When confronted about his relationship status he never confrims or denies anything.
-When asked about what he is looking for in a relationship or what kind of girl he is looking for he says something like "It could be anything"
-If he has a girlfriend.
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