Why are video games better than women?

You got owned so much on one question.

Haha love this question! :D I laughed for 5 minutes

Your updates make you sound even more ridiculous.

why does that make people hypocrites?

Shut up, I doubt they give a f*ck

wow...you need to find better women.

lmao video games are better than men too ;)

Video games can't get jealous?

You sound sheltered and like a cave dweller. This is funny, but I've seen this attitude from a lot of guys (and some girls). Far too much escaping from reality, which proves just how immature some people are who play games. Not every gamer is like this, but far too many are. "OMG REALITY SUCKS. I'M GONNA GO HIDE FROM IT."

Have fun with your lovely little theory there though. Video games won't keep you warm at night or get you laid.

Why is chocolate better than a man? 1) It always make you feel good if you're upset 2) It doesn't yell at you for putting on a little weight 3) A little amount if sufficient, no big production of how much of a man it is 4) It tastes good :p 5) It is always where you left it and there for your convenience (in the cabinet) as opposed to out all night and not telling you where it is or leaving you hanging and last but not least 6) It never thinks someone else is prettier :)

Yep, we have a comedian..
how about this
1. you can't f*** a game console...
and that pretty much sums it up AND also, you shouldn't be 'playing' with women, we're humans, not gaming consoles. And I agree with what other girls have said about joysticks, although I'm sure the gaming discs would be content with what pleasure they get from you. And no doubt the controller vibrations would do more for a woman then what you could.

Damn, you just love pissing people off, huh?

hardy har har

Well if you want to treat women like video games, then yeah continue play real video games, because we're human too, not games.

By all means, continue playing with your video games. You'll be doing women (and humanity) a favour. :P

And you know why video games are better than men? The joysticks never go soft.

That's all I have to say.

Or you can just get laid and I'm sure your view will change...

Video games ARE better than women, I agree with you.

1) They're mostly designed by men
2) You don't actually have to commit to them.
3) They don't have feelings you have to consider
4) You can control them
5) You can beat them
6) You're awarded with money, items, and power instead of love and affection.

you don't have to take care of them

I love viedo games, I'm not sure why I haven't been picking them over boyfriends this whole time. Minus the whole cuddling, kissing, sex, conversation, leaving the house together part. Oh yeah...now I know why lol

This may be a little messed up but I laughed for like 5 minutes after reading this question. Girls must reall suck where you are from too

lol, obviously someone has problems getting girlfriends.

sigh...

But don't you have to pay for video games? Some girls will let you play for free.

5) LUCKY! My Wii is a jealous butthead! Whenever I play the PS3 for a change, my Wii is all "OMG why are you ignoring me! You think the PS3 is prettier don't you!" I need to know where to get these trusting consoles.

Because you play them. Girls play you.

I'm brilliant, I know.

I'd say video games are better than men cause they offer instant gratification and you don't have to wonder whether they like you or not and all that crap.

Yeah but video games get boring and plus the cost too much and plus you can't do much except control a character around.

You don't get out much do you?

That doesn't make sense, video games is something and women species is a completely different thing. don't see the point of comparing.

you frogot they don't hug you, talk to you, or give blow jobs

You also get to press any buttons as hard as you want and video games tell you how high your core is *wink wink*

Too bad you can't have sex with them...or can you O_o...

Hahah I've chosen to play video games over sex before.
4. You can mute them

You can't have sex with a video game think about that

And the good thing about video games is you can sell and trade them away. unlike women your stuck with them.

@ update: what a lousy update. If you were on my friends list, I would delete you as well.

Video games don't have gay friends or watch Oprah.

1) Games don't judge
2) Games are ALWAYS there
3) Games will never break your heart, and cast you aside like road kill.
4) Games provide just as much entertainment as women
5) Games are free to use as long as you like after you've bought one
6) You can go own and play as many different games as you like and they won't be jealous
7) Games do not moan
8) You can play games with friends
9) Getting an achievement/unlock in a game such as Battlefield 3, that you've been working for ages, is VERY rewarding.
10) You don't have any commitment, play whenever you like, for however long you like

Because in video games you can teabag someone while wearing a full suit of armor, while in real life, you can't (well you can, but I wouldn't suggest it...).

I disagree with a fiery passion!

lol. Video games aren't better than women. you can't replace a human being. But there are some guys (and even girls) who just love video games. Don't take it personally, it's like a hobby (albeit, an atrophic one).

Well I've got one reason why they're better...they're real.

haha this is funny..it depends on the women if the women not so good looking and I just want to hit it I could put other things befor her

Even if all your friends play around with all your games they won't call them sluts lol.

Still I would rather have women,but I do enjoy games.I remember long ago this one guy who use to be my friend left his girlfriend outside in the hallway to play some games on ps1 for over a hour.The reason she couldn't come in was because my mom didn't want girls in the home unless she was my girlfriend(I was like 14 at the time).Girls >>>>>> Games,but I do love me some games over girls once in a while.

I will give up video games to be with my girl,or invite her to play them with me.I would love to hold her hand and make her feel good anyway I can. she doesn't have to follow me because I'm right next to her as much as possible to play with her hair or rub her feet, there is nothing I would rather do but her, I call her sweet baby all day long when she talks to me and I love it when I can make her feel safe in my arms.She dumped me,so that is one thing tht is better is my platstation won't dump me): but it is not fair to compare the two, I love a women in my hands rather than a controller tht doesn't give love back.

I disagree, I prefer women to video games by far

You made some great points in my opinion, but yet each one (Video game and woman) all have their pros and cons, just like I'm sure (Video game and male) has it's pros in cons in a woman's opinion.

1) They have an on/off switch ... Well, that can be said about us as males as well.
2) They don't complain when you play with them all day ... I love a lot of touchiness in a relationship but damnit not all dayyyy and I'm sure a woman is the same way, the video game might feel that way also but it can't talk, it just causes systems to overheat and you need a new one after a while, and that may be your sign.
3) They don't complain with you don't play with them at all ... I'm sure if you was to play with a woman ALL day for seven days and the next day she doesn't complain that you are not playing with her, I bet not, jeez you just played with your non stop for a week, I would need a break myself as a man and be like get off me woman lol
4) About setting their difficulty level ... I have nothing lol
5) They don't get jealous with you buy/play another "video game" ... Well the way you just put that is more like this ... You saying you want a woman/gf/fiance/wife that does not get jealous when you "buy/play" with another woman ... Well first off, playing with another woman while in a relationship is cheating and if you can't be true to the one you with, you don't need to be dating. And also, if you are "buying" another woman, you are doing it wrong my brother.
6) They don't follow you around after playing with them ... I would say this goes for young girls, girls that might have been a virgin before you met 'em and now they get clingy ... Same goes for guys, I have seen women, "put it on" some men and then the guy acts like a dog in heat.

All in all, video games are great - I do put some time away in the day to play my Black Ops, but at the end of the day my friend, I'm still looking for that woman that can be there for me, cuddle with at night time, make breakfast for in the morning, have great talks and laughs and just have that unbelievable connection.

Now if you are sleeping and cuddling with you video games, talking to it and making it breakfast, you might want to get the brain examined. =)

Pretty funny but honestly getting laid beats video games any day.

As offensive as this question might be, I would like to add that you can always press the pause button when you are frustrated with out getting crap

Only good point I can see is video games are always there for you where as women never really are

What I learned today: Video games and women in the same sentence gets people fired up. Goodness people *shakes head*

le sigh! Heavy le sigh!

Video games are fun and all but there is no way they can compare on any level to dedication and trust with a woman. It feels like the most amazing thing in the world.

1) You get a sense of accomplishment when you're done playing with them :D

2) At a certain point, you can actually understand the whole game, while woman are always a wonder.

Video games don't ask you if you still find them attractive / like them all the time. Christ.

I love video games, but I love vagina more than I love video games.

What? are you seriously insane man lol. Girls are the best things there is. What are you going to do when your video game won't have electricity, or will brake down. or if you will loose your job. Who will motivate you who will push you to become someone you have no idea you can become ( goes both ways ) Video game is a disease my friend. Yes they are great you escaping reality into something better. But comparing woman to a video game is like comparing a wheel that you have to push with a flying car.

lmfao, really? women are better.. video games are just there to keep you busy when yourrrrree... not in the mood :D

not me I don't like video games and never have.

Why women are better than video games?

-They got real boobs and real curves you can touch not just pixels you jerk off in front of your screen
-Their presence makes you seem like a macho but sinking into video games makes you seem like a loser
-Women can make you truly happy but video games are just a waste of time
-A video game won't make the dinner ready
-You can't even really talk to a video game
-A video game won't support you if you'll get in a deep crap, especially if it's caused by playing video games
-Video games are very repetitive, but women can surprise you every moment

you sir have balls the size of penthouses.

I sold all my games when I was 18 because I liked girls more lol

A video game has never made me watch Grey's Anatomy or listen to Lady Gaga :\

I sold my Xbox360 for having money to take out an Ex. Worst MISTAKE EVER.

You forgot women have t*ts. Playing with t*ts over playing with some fake polygons any day brah.

lol compelling case there sir, I like number 4. boy I wish women had a difficulty setting! you forgot number 7) you can sell them back and buy new games!

They don't cheat on you. In fact you can cheat on them and it gets even more fun.

They arent. Women give you a dose of life, something you can carry with you forever. Videogames are revisited sometimes after you beat them, but not nearly as new or fun, a good woman always seems new and endearing and fun. Id rather look at a girl than a screen. Although I am sitting here watching my cousin play Arkham Asylum and its pretty kewl.
7.) They don't mind when you play with them while you eat food

They don't judge you,expect you to have a big penis,or get really cranky every month. :D