Orange Sentra Obsessed

Back when I was about 19 I met this guy named John on the computer. He lived close by and I think he had even graduated from my high school. We talked for a couple of weeks and then one night we agreed to meet up. Big mistake seriously, it was definitely the worst date I've ever been on.
He came to pick me up at home and at the time I had this sentra that he was OBSESSED with. He also was driving one and before he even said a formal hello to me ran over to my car and asked how much I would sell it to him for. okay.... I should have known there. all the way to dinner (tgi-fridays) he talked about my car and how he has the same car and how they are the best cars in the world!!! and how he would never dream of getting another one. Finally at the restaurant he told me he was watching his weight and only getting a burger (yea good way to watch your weight buddy!). He yelled at the waitress and told her to make his bacon extra crispy and not chewy, he actually sent the burger back 2 times. He was a real jackass and spent the whole night complaining about how the waitress snubbed him and gave him extra burnt bacon when he asked for it well done. (ill never forget this seriously) After dinner he told me he wanted to show me his other sentra and I said no sorry I really have to get back home I have a headache. He told me he felt horrible and he knew once I heard the bass in his car I'd be totally zoned out and it would go away. who says that? So he pretty much kidnapped me and brought me back to his house. Once inside he brought me into his garage and there it was the orange sentra!!! He made this gasping sound like he was going to have a heart attack and suddenly the lights went out....

He came up behind me and said: ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK??

I was really freakin at this point and told him no but he was weirding me out and I wanted to leave. He then turned on the lights and was standing there in nothing but his tighty whities and told me he guessed dessert wasn't on the menu for tonight. He planned on makin some "sweet lovin" in the back of his ride. Again I told him I was really sick and needed to leave. His reply was well your friend jen didn't say that when I met her off line.

Finally he agreed to take me home after apologizing for all the nights events. He sat there and told me how he wanted to be a race car driver and how it hadnt worked so he always felt like a failure. He told me we'd take the orange sentra because the other sentra was really his moms. As we were backing out of the garage it started to rain and he completely flipped! He said there is no way I am taking the orange sentra out in the rain!!! sorry, this is a sunny day weather car only. wtf does that mean? he was the weirdest guy I've ever met.