Best Pick-Up Lines

Best Pick-Up Lines

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A guy sat by me and I asked him for a pen. He gave me the pen then started staring at me. So I asked him "What ,I taught you were gonna ask me for my number"

Is that a keg in your pants 'cause I'd sure like to tap that @ss.

Your name must be candy 'cause you look so sweet...

Does this smell like Chloroform?

If I said I liked your body would you hold it against me?

(usually said at horribly inappropriate times, such as standing outside your dorm when the fire alarm rings at 2 am) "Is it cold out here or are you smuggling peas under that shirt?"

I made a wish and you came true.

I was making to makeout with another girl and you popped into my head.

You know, beauty isn't everything. But if it were, you'd be everything.

I'm digging you like a gold mine!

How do you look at me like that and not expect me to say anything?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I find the best pickup lines are ones that ask me about my dog--that's why I take him everywhere with me.

Do you believe in Love at first sight?....or should I walk by again.

Girl: Hi my names April!

Guy: I'm Tom Snow

Girl: Nice to meet you Tom

Guy: Wouldn't it be great to see 8 inches of Snow in April?

Guy: Are you Jamaican?

Girl: No, why?

Guy: Cos' ya jamaican me horny!!!

Probably the best one I think that actually does the job is the "Hi I'm _______. What's your name?"

My favorite (and it actually worked): Is that a mirror in your pocket or are your pants just really shiny? (Follow up with the obvious, "I'm sorry, I've never been good at this. Hi, I'm _____."

Have you been dipped in babe sauce?

I wish you were my homework so I could do you on my table all night long.

I guess I'll just have to kiss you then.

Let's go behind that rock and get a little boulder.

You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
No, why?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Do you have any prunes? How about a date?

Hello, I'm doing a survey to find out what type of guys girls like best. Would it be me, me, or maybe even me?

Are you tired? Because you have been running around in my mind all day!

How could you NOT give this guy a chance?
He asked her if she would like to go out sometime. She smirks & tells him 'nothing less than 10 inches will do me any good' He thinks a minute and tells her, Well I could f*** you twice.
True story and the guy was adorable. Got a date with her too.

I've heard of two...

a guy (true story) walked up to me and said "If you were a pirate, which shoulder would your parrot sit on? this one (as he touched my shoulder closest to him) or this one (as he put his arm around my shoulder)" =) it was cute

Can I have directions?
["To where?"]
To your heart.

or

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

Are you made of Campbells soup?...because you're mmm mm good.

Is that a new dress? Because it would look great on my floor!

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and asks, "how do you like your eggs in the morning?". The girl responds, "UNFERTILIZED!!"

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks!

Guy: Are you a gardener?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Cause I want to put your tulips and my tulips together.

While working at a restaurant I had a guy come up and ask for a job application. He filled it in right there at the counter and asked "Where it says position do I write boyfriend or lover?". I got his name, number, and a cute story.

Guy: so can I buy you a drink?
girl: no thanks
guy: that's fine. I probably shouldn't have anymore either...i have to give three surgeries tomorrow

and he scores.lol

I wish you were a door....so I could bang you all night : )

My boyfriend asked me this at a club, and we've been together ever since...

Him:Hey cutie you got any raisins?
Me: No
Him: Well how about a date then?

Waiter at a Restaurant: Would you two like any desert?
Guy: No, Thanks, I have all the sweetness I need here.

Boy: Do you think men think with their penis?
Girl: YES.
Boy: Then do you wanna blow my mind? ;)

Boy- hey [chicks name] hey!! (repeatedly in an annoying way)
chick- what do you want?!
boy- I want YOU gorgeous!

some guy told me that, and I couldn't stop smiling! :]

(A favorite of mine... a little geeky, suited for bio majors ;) ):
"I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes(jeans)"

Picker-upper: Do you like bacon?
Person getting picked up: Yes
Picker-upper: Wanna strip?

What's your number cucumber?

-Guy and girl shake hands-
Guy (still holding girls hand): You have such tiny hands, I bet everything looks bigger in those hands. -wink-

Guy: Are you from Tennessee?

Girl: No why?

Guy: Cause your the only ten I see

Guy: Hey, is your Dad a robber?
Girl: No...why?
Guy: Because someone stole all the stars and put them In your eyes.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Did you know Burger King isn't the only place you can have it your way?!

In the music section of Best buy:
Guy: Excuse me could you help me find (insert fave band name here)

start a what seems like a harmless conversation and find out if she digs the same kind of music... two birds one stone

The best line I ever heard was..

Did you know that I'm naked underneath these clothes?

You're just the right side to ride my rollercoaster

I wish you were a door , so I could bang you all night