1. They make you feel safe
A lot of money not only brings financial security, it can also buy safety and protection!
2. They have big...
They have big bank accounts. They have big chunks of money waiting in the bank.
3. They make a lot of money
You know what this means? More vacations, more parties, more shopping sprees, gifts and you can stay at home because he has a lot of money.
4. They're so powerful...
The more money you have, the more power you have.
5. They can VIP through a crowd
There would be no need to be stuck in a crowd. Look at Lebron go!
6. They are more manly
Breadwinners are more manly.
7. Your friends will be jealous
Most girls love rich guys more than they love tall guys. Your friends are jealous because they don't have a rich guy to spoil them but you are lucky enough to have a rich guy.
This is satire by the way. Seriously, make your own money.