Ok so before you think this is like a troll please read everything. So I'm in high school and me and my boyfriend were hanging out at his place after school. We were both sitting on the couch and I ate something for lunch (that lets say wasn't the best) And I farted. And it was kinda loud. And he just stared at me with the weirdest look on his face. I was sooo embarrassed. And I apologized and he said it was okay but he had never heard a girl fart before. Me and him were perfectly cool and nothing happened EXCEPT this. So it couldn't have been anything else. Then the next day I went to school. (still super embarrassed about what happened) And In the morning I waked past him and his group of friends and they were all looking at me and kinda laughing and talking to each other while looking at me. And I knew that he had told his friends about what happened. I kept walking. But I could feel my eyes getting watery. Then later in between a class I tried talking to him but he avoided me and every day me and him sit together for lunch but he avoided me AGAIN. I was so heartbroken. I just went to the bathroom and started crying. Then one more day went around and he STILL avoided me. And the last time i actually talked to him was when i farted. And i know he's not mad about anything because when he gets mad he reacts differently. I can tell he no longer has feelings for me and Im devastated !!
Most Helpful Guy
Young people problems... my friends with benefits makes it a point to fart, hope it stinks and blow it my way... and when i tell her "screw unladylike, thats just rude"... she goes "i can't help it"... which i know damn well is a lie.
Farting is one thing, but dumping someone because of it... thats something else.. thats the height of shallow... you should be glad, he did you a favor. If he can dump/avoid you over something like a simple fart, can you imagine what he could have dumped you over, later on down the road?1
Most Helpful Girl
You shouldn't be. As soon as you saw him talking with his friends and making fun of you you should've moved on dumped him kneed him in the crotch or snacked him.
It's natural everyone farts and he's a moron for acting like you're the only person on earth that does. God what on earth will he do once he's married with kids divorce his whole family?
Please believe me when I say he's and you're better off without him. P. S. Although you may be embarrassed you shouldn't be and if I were you I would go and tell just about anyone I could before he does well at least the females so they can see just how much of douche he really is.