Naturally, I put down my boy, Lil' Dicky, aka flapjack, aka micropenis, aka, Jewish soft served
So @WhiteSteve, @jman46241, triss and I got into it. So it got us wondering which gagger can spit the best bars. Most creative and original freestyler gets mho. For those who need some inspiration, here's mine (The Room reference)
Bruh, you can't hit dat cause your timing's impeccable But if you didn't get beat up on Guerrero I'd think you're highly respectable
You might think you can join in anytime you want But get the fuck away cause my dick is ready to flaunt I might let you borrow this bitches panties But you ain't fuckin dis bitch so fuck off Denny
You might have a chance since dis bitch be bad You think you might have A chance if that's what you ask
Bitches be cheating on me and that's a no no I'll go insane cause I'mma boutta blow... No homo
damn son you bitch more that bitches mother She always complainin bout me sayin this, that and then the other Da fuck dog, she thinks I need some viagra enhancers? Bitch, shut the fuck up and maybe you wouldn't have cancer
You know not being a creepy shit is a helluva start BUT GOD DAMMIT LISA, you're TEARING ME APART!!!
Also, brownie points for the most creative line 😂
Don't worry bruh, I don't judge if you're gay We all have our vices and that's ok But here's a bag of dicks when you feel some typa way Just don't expect me to pull my dick out for ya aight, Harambe?
17d Holy shit there were so many good ones, which made it tough to pick 2 winners! And thanks to all that actually participated cause that shit was really fun!
@redeyemindtricks for the line that had no comeback 😂 @Kapakani won. There were like 3 or 4 that I could've picked, but rhyming your name writ punani did it for me 😂
you can call this rhyme Harambe cause I’m absolutely killin’ it / GAGers all the way from Bombay to Los Angeles be feelin’ it / y’all other suckers thank me for droppin’ rhymes for free / y’all motherfuckers wish you could fuck THIS mother of three <3
ahah little boys I’ll whup yr asses like 50 Shades of Grey / wassat?, no, that ain’t ‘bout the weather in yr part of the USA / …but speaking of, I hear this year out there was a bummer / both you boys took a nap and slept through the whole damn “summer”
::scrapes sunshine off cars in driveway::
::shakes sunshine off clothes::
mah boy WhiteSteven / aw naww I can’t even / Ya rhyme like June in central Mass / in a red brick school / ain’t got any damn class / and DEFINITELY ain’t cool… :*
as for you… Tommy / look ova’ here @ Mommy / boy, I feel ya pain, yo / might have to flaunt yr ass / ‘cuz yr dick’s just too pequeño /  what? you can’t pump yr own GAS? ahahahha 😂😂
I got big tits, I got long legs / you got cheap sperm, I got valuable eggs / you may think you’re a big studly stud / but I’ll getcha 4 lyf with a drop of dirty blood / 
now be good boys, don’t even start bitchin’ / I’ve already done quite enough ... damage / just get yr cute little asses into that kitchen / and make this bitch ... a sammich <3
now c’mon y’all, don’t be a damn fool / let’s just end this battle ... early / ‘cause y’all dun got straight tooled / by this / ... girly
So here I am, on GAG, trying to pass the time And you caught the attention of mine It is so different from the usual question Selfies, sex.. No…. but hey! For once a rap session People hate me, ‘cause I gave them my opinion But like what can I do if you’re having tunnel vision?
Call me out. Block me? If that makes you feel better… But not willing to solve your shit ain't very clever But okay, sure. Ignore our opinions, whatever At the end of the day it’s just you who stays dumb forever
Now…How do I look? Am I fat? Go search ‘fat’ on google The pictures that’ll pop up… might be useful So please go check those results. Then check the mirror Now compare... Are you fat? I beg to differ
And.. Really most people who ask, ain’t ugly A lot of you people here look really lovely So please accept our answers and just move on Dare to ask it again and my kindness Will be gone.
Thanks for showing me the video Cause that’s the reason why I’m giving it a go My week's been going slow, and I’m feeling low But you managed to cheer me up No joke
Anyway, yea, that’s it. I’m done Was it good? Was it bad? Doesn’t bother me none But it was something different and fun. Alright! Next question!! *moving on*
I suck but I'll try hmmm I took my picture down cus there's fuckung creeps On this site there's only blue and pink anons who wanna start beef Sending me messages like can you be my mistress, I'm gonna fuck you like it's my business, this dick in my pants is so restless, and it's so fucking pathetic makes me wanna slit my wrist friend Okay Lol no more I suck.
It's a thrill to hear me spill, just chill if you doubt me I'll get ill on some pills like I'm Bill Romanowski Got it locked like this house key I got it from your spouse, B Ask about me, she call the dick Big Lebowski Explosive like propane, my flow grow like Rogaine I keep my nose clean, never fuck around with cocaine Hate to see me in the club, you know that hurts yo' game Catch me gettin' brain on the wall, Kurt Cobain Fuck a witness, it's lights out when my fist hits Your shit is basic, I'm scoring '0' on the litmus I'm pissed, kid So many rappers on my shit list Cuz they come with no gift like Muslims at Christmas Disrespecting is me heresy You can't embarrass me, fuck around and find yourself up in physical therapy Hot as jalapeño pepper seeds, you can't mess with me I'm Untouchable, Elliot Ness with leprosy
Aha, ayo Who would've thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back? Yo, I do it for the real hip hop you know what I'm sayin'? Fuck Drake, real hip hop
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest I'm the realest of the realest I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it Fuck little Wayne and the government's corrupt Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin' Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that-
The name is J-Man, the coldest on this site About to MHO with my flow so tight I'm going ballistic, my game is intrinsic I flip scripts with pimp shit. More on demand than Netflix. You couldn't beat me on easy with game genie I pick up more chicks than Bill Clinton believe me Bump and grind, nail and bail don't matter get in Find em, fool em, feel em fuck em, forget em..
My brain is overloaded full of anger and doom othertommywiseau better back up and give me some Room! An old school prodigy rising up from the fog @redeyemindtricks can't see me with all that smog I'm comin like Trump, the alt-right needs to feel me Make @WhiteSteve fall out like Hillary.. My raps have reached out to others, with worldwide adore Been rockin on the mic long before @Triss was born.
Wish I would have seen this earlier, lol I think @SuicidalTeen may win this one
Ahem, Like the Nile my flow is different from most, I murdered the game all you got is a ghost, I'm burning it up like the top of a stove, and i stay on the block like i'm playing the post, like Mario out here ducking these shells, spitting this fire i'm going through hell, Nobody giving a fuck how i felt, so i turned up the beat and i stayed to myself, hit em with a different flow official yo im waiting till the whistle blows the punch lines bout to kiss em like a mistletoe its Hiroshima so don't make let these missiles go... you'll never stop what im building you down in the basement im up through the ceiling a hero to some but to most im a villain a dangerous killa im weapon concealing dope is the flow that im dealing im stuck in they mouth like a cavity sinning im sick on the track like they need penicillin y'all know im the realest on earth that is living.