Which of y'all is the best freestyle rapper?

Question

This is inspired by my girl, @Triss who asked about which rapper has the best freestyle
https://www.girlsaskguys.com/entertainment-arts/q2129532-people-who-love-rap-hip-hop-post-your-favourite-freestyle

Naturally, I put down my boy, Lil' Dicky, aka flapjack, aka micropenis, aka, Jewish soft served

So @WhiteSteve, @jman46241, triss and I got into it. So it got us wondering which gagger can spit the best bars. Most creative and original freestyler gets mho. For those who need some inspiration, here's mine (The Room reference)

Bruh, you can't hit dat cause your timing's impeccable
But if you didn't get beat up on Guerrero I'd think you're highly respectable

You might think you can join in anytime you want
But get the fuck away cause my dick is ready to flaunt
I might let you borrow this bitches panties
But you ain't fuckin dis bitch so fuck off Denny

You might have a chance since dis bitch be bad
You think you might have
A chance if that's what you ask

Bitches be cheating on me and that's a no no
I'll go insane cause I'mma boutta blow... No homo

damn son you bitch more that bitches mother
She always complainin bout me sayin this, that and then the other
Da fuck dog, she thinks I need some viagra enhancers?
Bitch, shut the fuck up and maybe you wouldn't have cancer

You know not being a creepy shit is a helluva start
BUT GOD DAMMIT LISA, you're TEARING ME APART!!!

Also, brownie points for the most creative line 😂

Don't worry bruh, I don't judge if you're gay
We all have our vices and that's ok
But here's a bag of dicks when you feel some typa way
Just don't expect me to pull my dick out for ya aight, Harambe?

Updates

+1 y

Holy shit there were so many good ones, which made it tough to pick 2 winners! And thanks to all that actually participated cause that shit was really fun!

@redeyemindtricks for the line that had no comeback 😂
@Kapakani won. There were like 3 or 4 that I could've picked, but rhyming your name writ punani did it for me 😂

Once again, thanks y'all! 🤓🤓

redeyemindtricks · Accepted Answer

okay okay.

::reapplies lipstick::

::throws hair over shoulder::

::realizes I’ve had short hair for a month now::

::looks around::

::saves that one like a boss::

ahem.

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you can call this rhyme Harambe cause I’m absolutely killin’ it /
GAGers all the way from Bombay to Los Angeles be feelin’ it /
y’all other suckers thank me for droppin’ rhymes for free /
y’all motherfuckers wish you could fuck THIS mother of three <3

ahah little boys I’ll whup yr asses like 50 Shades of Grey /
wassat?, no, that ain’t ‘bout the weather in yr part of the USA /
…but speaking of, I hear this year out there was a bummer /
both you boys took a nap and slept through the whole damn “summer”

CUT!

::goes outside::

::scrapes sunshine off cars in driveway::

::shakes sunshine off clothes::

HIT IT!

mah boy WhiteSteven /
aw naww I can’t even /
Ya rhyme like June in central Mass /
in a red brick school /
ain’t got any damn class /
and DEFINITELY ain’t cool… :*

as for you… Tommy /
look ova’ here @ Mommy /
boy, I feel ya pain, yo /
might have to flaunt yr ass /
‘cuz yr dick’s just too pequeño / [1]
what? you can’t pump yr own GAS? ahahahha 😂😂

I got big tits, I got long legs /
you got cheap sperm, I got valuable eggs /
you may think you’re a big studly stud /
but I’ll getcha 4 lyf with a drop of dirty blood / [2]

now be good boys, don’t even start bitchin’ /
I’ve already done quite enough
... damage /
just get yr cute little asses into that kitchen /
and make this bitch
... a sammich <3

now c’mon y’all, don’t be a damn fool /
let’s just end this battle
... early /
‘cause y’all dun got straight tooled /
by this /
... girly

<3
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#mmhmm

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[1] pequeño = little

[2] spellshelp.com/.../menstrual-blood-love-spell ahahahah

Lua_Raye · Accepted Answer

Alright, I can try. Looks fun

So here I am, on GAG, trying to pass the time
And you caught the attention of mine
It is so different from the usual question
Selfies, sex.. No…. but hey! For once a rap session
People hate me, ‘cause I gave them my opinion
But like what can I do if you’re having tunnel vision?

Call me out. Block me? If that makes you feel better…
But not willing to solve your shit ain't very clever
But okay, sure. Ignore our opinions, whatever
At the end of the day it’s just you who stays dumb forever

Now…How do I look? Am I fat?
Go search ‘fat’ on google
The pictures that’ll pop up… might be useful
So please go check those results. Then check the mirror
Now compare... Are you fat? I beg to differ

And.. Really most people who ask, ain’t ugly
A lot of you people here look really lovely
So please accept our answers and just move on
Dare to ask it again and my kindness Will be gone.

Thanks for showing me the video
Cause that’s the reason why I’m giving it a go
My week's been going slow, and I’m feeling low
But you managed to cheer me up
No joke

Anyway, yea, that’s it. I’m done
Was it good? Was it bad? Doesn’t bother me none
But it was something different and fun.
Alright! Next question!! *moving on*

Autumn-Bunny · Accepted Answer

I suck but I'll try hmmm
I took my picture down cus there's fuckung creeps
On this site there's only blue and pink anons who wanna start beef
Sending me messages like can you be my mistress, I'm gonna fuck you like it's my business, this dick in my pants is so restless, and it's so fucking pathetic makes me wanna slit my wrist friend
Okay Lol no more I suck.

dangerDoge · Accepted Answer

Aha, ayo
Who would've thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back?
Yo, I do it for the real hip hop you know what I'm sayin'?
Fuck Drake, real hip hop

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck little Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that-

Kapakani · Accepted Answer

EASYMODE mate!!! The one and only Jay Park !!🙌Hands down!!!

WhiteSteve · Answer

It's a thrill to hear me spill, just chill if you doubt me
I'll get ill on some pills like I'm Bill Romanowski
Got it locked like this house key
I got it from your spouse, B
Ask about me, she call the dick Big Lebowski
Explosive like propane, my flow grow like Rogaine
I keep my nose clean, never fuck around with cocaine
Hate to see me in the club, you know that hurts yo' game
Catch me gettin' brain on the wall, Kurt Cobain
Fuck a witness, it's lights out when my fist hits
Your shit is basic, I'm scoring '0' on the litmus
I'm pissed, kid
So many rappers on my shit list
Cuz they come with no gift like Muslims at Christmas
Disrespecting is me heresy
You can't embarrass me, fuck around and find yourself up in physical therapy
Hot as jalapeño pepper seeds, you can't mess with me
I'm Untouchable, Elliot Ness with leprosy

jman46241 · Answer

Alright we got some other rappers on here!

The name is J-Man, the coldest on this site
About to MHO with my flow so tight
I'm going ballistic, my game is intrinsic I flip scripts with pimp shit. More on demand than Netflix.
You couldn't beat me on easy with game genie
I pick up more chicks than Bill Clinton believe me
Bump and grind, nail and bail don't matter get in
Find em, fool em, feel em fuck em, forget em..

My brain is overloaded full of anger and doom
othertommywiseau better back up and give me some Room!
An old school prodigy rising up from the fog
@redeyemindtricks can't see me with all that smog
I'm comin like Trump, the alt-right needs to feel me
Make @WhiteSteve fall out like Hillary..
My raps have reached out to others, with worldwide adore
Been rockin on the mic long before @Triss was born.

Wish I would have seen this earlier, lol I think @SuicidalTeen may win this one

IsraelJordan · Answer

Ahem,
Like the Nile my flow is different from most,
I murdered the game all you got is a ghost,
I'm burning it up like the top of a stove,
and i stay on the block like i'm playing the post,
like Mario out here ducking these shells,
spitting this fire i'm going through hell,
Nobody giving a fuck how i felt,
so i turned up the beat and i stayed to myself,
hit em with a different flow
official yo
im waiting till the whistle blows
the punch lines bout to kiss em like a mistletoe
its Hiroshima so don't make let these missiles go...
you'll never stop what im building
you down in the basement
im up through the ceiling
a hero to some
but to most im a villain
a dangerous killa
im weapon concealing
dope is the flow that im dealing
im stuck in they mouth like a cavity sinning
im sick on the track like they need penicillin
y'all know im the realest on earth that is living.

All i got. Brain fart

reixun · Answer

Hahahaha the last stanza 😂 Ok lemme try..

I'm not a rapper, I'm a poet but I'll wow ya. Invited me to make a rhyme cuz I'm black, yeah? I've got rhyme in my blud no crip huh, I got 99 problems, they're all Bitch Bruhs™

They wanna find love but meanwhile, fake bitches are starting with a real smile. They'll honestly get swindled by a broke bitch, if they keep creeping on with dreary, desperate shit.

aka that chinese anon who wanted to spoil his future lover with hundreds of shoes.

Triss · Answer

oh boy chill, u wanna deal?
when i give it to u real your heart would heal!
And break ya seal, cos it lik a prayer wheel
for real, ma intimacy appeal is ego ideal
it revealed, by lord privy seal

It was from from the one I posted at my question
It's 4 am to think about another one 😅😂

JCPD14 · Answer

little dicky is a beast! I gotta think of something. Can I post something a little later? Takes time to get this God flow ready 😂

DivaMonae · Answer

It's definitely not me rapping has never really been my thing and now I don't even like to write anymore 😐

Maxemeister · Answer

M8 I'll throw down some sick rhymes at any GAGer who even tries Boy that was a rhyme right there

OrdinaryGentleman · Answer

I don't rap, ask me 5 years ago and i would have. I ain't interested now.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I don't know who it is but it ain't me, dude!

Negrodamuss · Answer

rap is not my thing at all lol. sorry

Yanoa_Yanza · Answer

Thanks for sharing this video, man

TokyoGhoulLover · Answer

'-' ... uhhhhh.

SuicidalTeen · Answer

Me lol

upfed · Answer

some random person I heard in a rap battle

Iliketeabetter · Answer

J cole

lazycyclist · Answer

akala

colourz · Answer

little Dicky is shit

Which of y'all is the best freestyle rapper?

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