Why did J. K. Rowling say that the anagram for Tom Marvolvo Riddle is "I am Lord Voldemort" when it's clearly "Mr. Tom, Dildo Lover"?

Why did J. K. Rowling say that the anagram for Tom Marvolvo Riddle is

  • She wrote the book for kids
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  • She... I have no words
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  • Wtf did I just read?
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21d Since the A is missing, make it Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover

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What Guys Said 22

  • there's a reason the book is called "The Chamber of Secrets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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  • I think Tom Marvolovo Riddle was his real name before he became Lord Voldemort. Also, an anagram is a phrase or something hidden by mixing the letters up to spell something usually not so related or not so obvious to the latter. This is just a guess as I wasn't deep into Harry Potter lore.

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  • Umm, where did the A go to? Now that's magic!

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  • There is an extra v that doesn't work with your version, , and hers is in line with the story!!!

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  • All of the Harry Potter books are full of sex euphemisms 😱

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  • Given that Dumbledore's brother fucked a goat, and Professor Umbridge was gang raped by centaurs, I'm not surprised.

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    • 20d

      Wait what? Did that really happen?

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    • 18d

      A goat? I thought that Aberforth had several goats (which he kept in the basement of his pub)...

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      @SinghSong Yes. He does. And he still fucks them.

      Well, to be more accurate, he let's them fuck him with their horns.

  • I guess we should ask J. K. Rowling, I can't read her mind :P

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  • Because that would have been too easy.

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  • Maybe the second one will appear in R rated version

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  • one sec got to tag @Ginny_weasley

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  • She what? No way, I'm speechless

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  • Word of god is word of god.
    In the offhand chance you don't know what that is, it means what the author says, goes, even if you would have it be another way in your own headcanon.

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  • On all things nerd I am god except Harry Potter.

    So i. don't know lol

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  • you see only what you wish to see, you perverted witch. Hi i'm a perverted wizard how are you?

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  • lmao, didn't know that.

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  • *Puke* lmao, I'm all speechless.

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  • DIRTY! >w<

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  • HAHAHAHA, oh lol. I loved the series but that is funny.

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  • Because your mind's in the gutter

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  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY

    leviosaaaaaaah

    lmao, sry. just reminded me

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  • LMAO! I thought this was hilarious!

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What Girls Said 9

  • Hahaha that's hilarious

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  • LoL, I think it's because the book was intended for kids ;)

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  • Because that was clearly an easteregg for us responsible adultses. ;)

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  • I don't partake in HP slander.

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  • Silly Clar, the book is for kids! 😂

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  • Curse kids books!

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  • 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • *dons tinfoil hat*

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  • Tch CUz she's DUmb -_-

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