Is there a non sexual way to eat a banana?


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  • Yes. It's called maturity.

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What Guys Said 16

  • break a piece and pop it in your mouth. but frankly there is nothing sexual about eating a banana, hot dog, Popsicle, etc. it's just how people interpret it. they are just phallic shaped objects.

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  • Yeah. One bite at a time.
    You don't need to deepthroat it before taking a bite.

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  • Just... don't... make... eye... contact :v
    Anything can be made sexual with the right (Dirty) mind XD

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  • Why care about that?
    If a guy eats a banana, do you suppose he's gay? REALLY?

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  • this is from a dutch/belgian tv show. you most likely won't understand it, but watch it till the end and it'll make sense. even though it's weird XD (keep in mind, this show is for children)

    https://youtu.be/DLSdqfAMeCI

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  • Put in in the blender and do it Lorena Bobbitt style.

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  • you think too much

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  • No there is only the one way to eat me ;)

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  • Peel the bananas... Put them in a bowl. And mash it into paste... That'll take the wind out of perverts' sails

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  • Lol yes, hold the banana side ways and eat it like corn on the cob

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  • break a small piece off, put in your mouth, close your lips, move your jaw up and down, breakin it into smaller pieces, and then slowly relax your throat so that it slides down the throat hole into your belly. thats how i do it.

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  • Slice it up with a knife...
    Kids these days smh

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  • All teeth.

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  • Break it, chew it.

    But if you're mature about it then you can just eat it.

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  • Lick it and stroke it :o

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  • Easy... take off the peel, cut banana in small pieces, and use a fork to eat them.

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What Girls Said 26

  • Cover it with your other hand when you go to take a bite. Its the same with licking ice cream cones, ice lollies, and sausages. I remember that when I used to work at a warehouse, I had a chicken and sweetcorn sandwich with runny mayo. I bit I into it and had mayo running down my chin. A guy two table down was mesmerized :o lmfao

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  • Cut it up lol

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  • Just tear into it like you would a drumstick

    sexual appeal -120% real fast lol

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  • From the side. Hahaha

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  • People always tease me about the way i eat bananas, apparently it looks more sexual than the way the average person eats it, i have no idea why. I just ignore it. I don't really think there's a way you can avoid it, except if you break pieces off with your fingers, but that's not very hygienic, so i would just stick with the normal way of eating a banana.

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  • How is eating a banana sexual. You just bite into it.

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  • slice it with a sharp knife and mix it with other fruits.

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  • I don't know but whenever my boyfriend is around me and im eating a banana he sits down or goes to another room

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  • yes just eat it its a fruit for crying out loud

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  • Other than cut it up into little pieces and eat it with a fork, I think we women will always be stuck with this stigma over how we eat it.

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  • :)))))
    You can try to slice banana with knife or hand. So it won't be have a sexual message. :)

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  • Yeah, just fckin eat it. It's a banana.

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  • you just eat it. Banana is a fruit.

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  • Yes just eat the fucken banana

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    • Oh and be mature about it according to your age it's gunna take a while

  • In a smoothe

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  • By not winking at every man you see while eating it. Or showing that you actually bite the banana,

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  • Cut it in little pieces.

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  • Yes just eat it and eat it like a Minion

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  • I break off pieces with my fingers and just put the pieces in my mouth.

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  • chopped.

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  • Eating a banana has never been sexual in the first place. It's just how some people interpret it. If you really want an answer to your question, just cut the banana in slices, then eat it.

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  • Cut it up or make a smoothie

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  • Cut it into pieces

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  • Yeah, just bite it and chew it like you are supposed to xD

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  • Yeah just eat it by yourself in your room where there aren't people around lol

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  • Eating bananas are sexual?

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    • Are you saying no matter how you eat it that it is always sexual

    • @funny_strange_man no. I don't see why people think it's sexy.

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