How many Pollocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many Pollocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Uhh. I'd like, to phone a friend, Alex!

Alex: You mean you'd like to use your phone-a-friend lifeline?

Yeah!

Alex: welll I guesss so if you really can't get it man hmm.

Oh hey BTW I'm part Polish, 1/4.

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  • 1/4

    I can change a light bulb all by myself thank you very much.

    • Oh I get it, you're a quarter polish. Me too. I can change one by myself but the tongs usually slip for awhile and sometimes I fall off the sit-n-spin I am standing on (can't blame them, it says not to stand on it... I tried suing for punitive damages like bandaids and being sad, but I lost $5000 talking to the lawyer and the case never even went to court. The sytem is corrupt!)

      You're really easy on the eyes, Maybe I'm biased because my Mom is Polish and she's my mom so she's beautiful...

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    • hmm... it is Augvember here...

    • Nice everything is so pretty in the month of Augvember.