How many Pollocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many Pollocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Uhh. I'd like, to phone a friend, Alex!
Alex: You mean you'd like to use your phone-a-friend lifeline?
Alex: welll I guesss so if you really can't get it man hmm.
Oh hey BTW I'm part Polish, 1/4.

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  • 1/4I can change a light bulb all by myself thank you very much.

    • Nice everything is so pretty in the month of Augvember.

    • hmm... it is Augvember here...

    • Yeah. Its the middle of summer here. As far as continuing to like them... I'll let you know in about November.

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What Girls Said 2

  • Pretty sure Jackson Pollock could do it by himself...:-P

    • I dunno... have you seen his ar?t! It seems he would'nt hold a brush or be bothered with conventional ideas like form, line, organization or theme. I feel he would just smash them. Bu that is whether he would, not whether he could. COuld he? Most certainly. Anyone who can make money off of spastic eccentric slop could probably tie shoes and shine the silver too. Wouldn't but could.

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What Guys Said 2

  • 1.

    • Eh, all the girls want to and ten percent of the guys. Turns out my German side is my front. Don't be mad bro. Good luck in middle school in the fall?

    • F*** your German side.

    • I'm half German so my nihilistic side counteracts caring about such nuances. I fear nothing! We live then die! and such crazy sh*t.

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  • Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to turn the ladder.

    • Hahahahahah don't forget the labor management committee of 25.

    • you should change that to 5 so then one person can take a photo as well