So, I have only been on GAG for about 6 months now, Which isn't a lot because i know some people have years. BUT, 6 Months is more then enough to see these same questions get asked over and over and over; even hundreds of the same silly questions EVERY SINGLE DAY.
So, I figured, Why not just put them all in one place, so if the questions ever pop up again, Rather then explaining for the 584th Quadseptillionth time the answer to them, we can just reffer them here xD.
*I know, isn't it exciting? xD*
1) ''Do guys like small boobs or big boobs?''
This seems to be the biggest question asked by girls by FAR. this is asked at least 593,921,032,549,294,287,209,291,098 times per day. So, Best get it out of the way.
STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT! xD
I have seen COUNTLESS polls in real life, And here on Gag (One of which i did myself), And i noticed something, GUYS DON'T REALLY CARE ! XD.
You see, The simple fact of the matter is, JUST AS MANY GUYS LIKE BIG FUN BAGS AS SMALL ONES!, SO DON'T WORRY, There is someone out there to cherish your bewbs just as much as you should!
2) ''Is my dick too small?''
Now, When talking about Dick sizes, It's important to talk about Races / Ethnicity.
For example, If you are living in the UK, Your average disco stick will dangle about 5.5Inches. And the Average female Vagina's 'Depth' in the UK will be a depth to suit that average.
Just as, Say, In India, Where the average danger is 4Inches, The average vagina of Indian girls will be a depth suited for the indian floper.
So the Simple fact of the matter is, If you are the Average dick size, you are fine, If you are MASSIVELY above it, Chances are its too big and you're going to hurt her (I mean.... you can't kick a 10inch football into a 5inch net ya know? xD).
But, If you are too far below the Average, she may not feel as much, So, The ideal would be Average with a Leeway of 3ish inches. So, Unless your little buddy is an Annaconda or a Garden worm, stop worrying about it.
3) ''Do guys like skinny or thick girls?''
The answer to this one, is so incredibly blindingly obvious it hurts me that people feel the need to ask it in the first place.
Many polls on here, Including a couple i have done myself, JUST AS MANY GUYS LIKE THINNER GIRLS AS THEY DO BIGGER GIRLS. It really is just personal preffence split at 50%.
What does annoy me though, Is when people abuse this question, What i mean is, *No offence here*, ''Fatter'' girls will say stuff like ''clearly all guys only like annorexic women'', And Uber skinny women will say stuff like ''clearly all guys only like obese women''.
Do you see that? guys don't like extremes. There is a fine line between Slim and Annorexic, Just as there is a fine line between thick and Obese. Neither of Annorexic or Obese are healthy, and guys don't want to date something unhealthy. (Obviously there is exceptions to this but we are talking .01% of guys here.)
Long story short, As long as you are healthy, happy, and not in the extreme zones, You're fine.
4) ''Why don't girls / guys like me? *Insert Rant here*''
>''Why are all men obnoxious sexist pigs who only care about looks? Why won't they date me!?''
> ''Why are all girls judgmental and only care about looks ? Why won't they date me!?''
Lets get this straight right here right now. This is the real world, This is not what your school teacher told you when you were 7.
Beauty is not ''all on the inside'', and ''personality is all what matters'' is lies.
Simply put, Both Genders judge each other on their looks equally.
Guys want a pretty faced girl just as much as girls want a hansome guy.
Guys want a girl with a sexy body just as much as girls want a hunk with abs.
Stop saying ''X Gender is evil'', Because quite frankly, Both genders can be just as nasty as others. No gender is worse then the other in regards to the Judgmental department.
LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT. If there is no physical attraction, Then a relationship will be toxic and unhealthy. Just because you are oh so nice does not mean people should instantly be dropping for you.
I hate to say it but its true. Looks matter just as much as personality.
5) ''I'm 13/14/15 and want to have sex with this 17/18/19+ y/o, Wha....''
Just......... ahhh............. -_-.................
Sseriously...... these questions need to stop like right now........... its sickening. If you want to end up on that MTV show ''Teen Moms'', Cool, Just don't let us know please. We have absolutely no interests in advising you how to attract pedophiles.
Linked to this, If you are 13 or around that age, Please don't upload pictures of yourself in skimpy underwear with captions like ''do i look sexy?''. That's how Pedophiles are created xD
6) ''If a girl has sex with 'x' number of guys is she a slut?''
Listen here buddy, Just because a girl has screwed more guys then you have girls, does not brand her a 'Slut'.
Why is it fair you can screw 50 chicks in 1 day and consider yourself a legend, Yet if she does 50 guys in her entire life you call her a slut?. Its stupid, If she wants to bang dudes, Let her, Her life, not yours.
Personally i believe noone should exactly be screwing multiple different people perweek regardless of gender, To me its absurdly promiscous, But to single out one gender over another is just pathetic, Grow up.
And i hate the argument that ''oh it will make her unpure and she is ruined and dirty and stretched''......... Dude........... i can gurantee your floppy stick will be 50x as dirty and smelly as her sausage wallet ever will. Stop being so pathetic.
And, Stretched ? You realise the vagina is basically just a massive muscle right? It can stretch enough to pop out a human being and then reform to its old size. Do you seriously think your sexist little baby maker stick will affect the tightness of her FooFoo AT ALL!?.... dont be so silly...
7) ''omg why am I so ugly ughhh I'm so fat and gross omg - Uber Hot girl''
Yes you are right, I mean, you are practically model material but yes, you are definitely ''ugly'', ''so fat'' and ''gross''...Don't be so pathetic.
Its a shame too, Your toxic conceited and bragful personality destroys a beautiful body...
Now, I could go on forever with this, Because there a lot of recurring questions here on GAG, but, I believe these to be the most common. And i hope i have helped a lot of you guys out here, if not saved you the time of having to mind numbingly pump out the same answers to the same questions endlessly xD.
Have a nice day.