What Girls Said 13
i need to commit these to memory! haha1
Number 4 is golden XD noice2
LMFAO! Awesome mytake2
Haha, these are hilarious. I probably won't use any unless somebody is really just getting on my nerves, but still, great myTake!1
Meh... These are okay but they don't have that good crispy burn to them. Maybe those just have to be situation specific.0
I can't wait to use these lol1
corny as shit3
Omg this made me laugh so hard😆1
What Guys Said 22
11. "If you wanna be Miss America, you'll have to weight a while."
12. "Those poor things! I don't know which one of you to call Animal Control on!"
13. "Ew! Spider!" "No, hun... that's just the mirror."
14. "You'll be fine, dear! Freddy thinks you're already in a bear suit!"
15. Gal to guy during sex: "Was that the hot dog, or the macaroni?"
16. Guy 1: "How about you come here, and suck my..."
Guy 2: "I'm not sure I know how. Perhaps you could show me how it's done? I mean... you look like you're an expert and all."
17. Guy to fat girl: "Soo... how many are you having? There's gotta be at least six in there. Shall I start a reality show?"1
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My favorite insult is "With all the shit that comes out of you mouth, does your ass ever get jealous?4
Aaand the comebacks
1. how do you know my family? Does your girlfriend tell this when she comes back from my place?
2. Good luck finding anybody capable of taking me down.
3. They should have made me earlier so I could have prevented you.
4. at least im not as ugly as you.
5. are you saying, I'm pretty? That's sweet.
6. last time i checked, your mother didn't need to be blown up.
7. Was always good enough for your girlfriend.
8. You should wash your dock some time.
9. I don't do baboons that's your problem.
10. No shit. Cause I get laid a lot. You'll have to stand in line.2
*face palm* *face palm* *face palm* *face palm* *face fuckin palm*
you know the most annoying part, i actually laughed at most of these... ugh.1
"If I was locked in a room with Hitler Stalin you and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice."
"Your ass must get jealous from all the sh*t that comes out of your mouth."
"I want to slap you so bad, but that's animal abuse."
"You're about as useful as a GTA traffic light."
"Thank you for keeping your head shoved so far up your ass. That way we don't have to ever see that ugly face of yours."
(credit for these goes to markiplier and whoever posted the comment at 7:35 here: www.youtube.com/watch )
11) Your ass must be really jealous with your mouth, because of the amount of shit that comes out of it..3
This has some of the best insults ever , this is hilarious !! Too many to list !!
Response to 8: Maybe you should try showering every once in awhile.
9 cracked me up!3
You must be a very nice person , because all those insults suck.3
I'm sure if these insults will stop my bullies 😑2
Your a rare kinda person, you actually are as stupid as you look2
Those things don't insult or hurt my feelings.
Talk to a person, analyze him and insult him emotionally go against his individual weaknesses fears and doubts mistakes or against things he is different compared to others
But beware people who characterize others (insulting is also a form of characterization) characterize themselves too
U look better from the distance
I would jump from a building if I had your face
Your mother was actually a father
I don't think that u are someone I want to hang out with
There are about 7 billion people on this planet and only a few could do that worse
You look cleverer than u are
Every human life has the same worth. Not sure about yours
Again I can't remember the last time I insulted someone except my sister and that wasn't serious0
You suck, yo mooma does too but she charges1
This is great! i screenshotted half of them XD1
These are all so good. Nicely done.1
Summed up: Lame mom jokes.1
I laughed and laughed1
Dude, you are not smart enough to be writing stupid mytakes, go back to perverted sex questions like the rest of the trolls.0
These are the doucheist insults ever0
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