10 of the Best Insults Ever: Use Them Wisely
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Aaand the comebacks
1. how do you know my family? Does your girlfriend tell this when she comes back from my place?
2. Good luck finding anybody capable of taking me down.
3. They should have made me earlier so I could have prevented you.
4. at least im not as ugly as you.
5. are you saying, I'm pretty? That's sweet.
6. last time i checked, your mother didn't need to be blown up.
7. Was always good enough for your girlfriend.
8. You should wash your dock some time.
9. I don't do baboons that's your problem.
10. No shit. Cause I get laid a lot. You'll have to stand in line.2