10 of the Best Insults Ever: Use Them Wisely

My Current List Of Favorite Insults.

#InsultTheWorld

1. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

2. I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

3. Mistakes happen, Just ask your parents.


4. If opposites really do attract, You'll end up with someone good looking.

5. Woman, You are just not pretty enough to be this stupid.

6. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

7. You've got the perfect weapon against stalkers - your face.

8. Tell your Mom to pick one color of lipstick, My d*ck is starting to look like a rainbow.

9. Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back.

10. I'd love to screw your brains out, But somebody beat me to it.


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What Girls Said 13

  • Haha, these are hilarious. I probably won't use any unless somebody is really just getting on my nerves, but still, great myTake!

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  • LOL!

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  • LMFAO! Awesome mytake

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  • Meh... These are okay but they don't have that good crispy burn to them. Maybe those just have to be situation specific.

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  • I can't wait to use these lol

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  • corny as shit

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  • Omg this made me laugh so hard😆

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  • LoOoL

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  • i need to commit these to memory! haha

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  • lol.

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  • Top of the bell curve, kid.
    (:

    (think about it for a sec)

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    • Is the Bell curve real again? lol

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    • I like,
      You suck, Yo momma does too but she charges

    • The *book* "The Bell Curve" has been called woefully inaccurate, but the bell curve itself is THING.

  • Number 4 is golden XD noice

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  • LMAOO genius!

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What Guys Said 22

  • I prefer
    You suck, yo mooma does too but she charges

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  • I laughed and laughed

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  • "If I was locked in a room with Hitler Stalin you and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice."

    "Your ass must get jealous from all the sh*t that comes out of your mouth."

    "I want to slap you so bad, but that's animal abuse."

    "You're about as useful as a GTA traffic light."

    "Thank you for keeping your head shoved so far up your ass. That way we don't have to ever see that ugly face of yours."

    (credit for these goes to markiplier and whoever posted the comment at 7:35 here: www.youtube.com/watch )

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  • *face palm* *face palm* *face palm* *face palm* *face fuckin palm*
    you know the most annoying part, i actually laughed at most of these... ugh.

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  • Summed up: Lame mom jokes.

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  • Dude, you are not smart enough to be writing stupid mytakes, go back to perverted sex questions like the rest of the trolls.

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  • You must be a very nice person , because all those insults suck.

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  • 11) Your ass must be really jealous with your mouth, because of the amount of shit that comes out of it..

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  • These are the doucheist insults ever

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  • When someone is giving you a hard time when you're trying to do your job:
    "Ma'am, I don't come down to where you work and jump up and down on the end of the bed".

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  • These are all so good. Nicely done.

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  • This is great! i screenshotted half of them XD

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  • Half of these are terrible and very cringe worthy.

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  • I'm sure if these insults will stop my bullies 😑

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  • Aaand the comebacks

    1. how do you know my family? Does your girlfriend tell this when she comes back from my place?

    2. Good luck finding anybody capable of taking me down.

    3. They should have made me earlier so I could have prevented you.

    4. at least im not as ugly as you.

    5. are you saying, I'm pretty? That's sweet.

    6. last time i checked, your mother didn't need to be blown up.

    7. Was always good enough for your girlfriend.

    8. You should wash your dock some time.

    9. I don't do baboons that's your problem.

    10. No shit. Cause I get laid a lot. You'll have to stand in line.

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  • This has some of the best insults ever , this is hilarious !! Too many to list !!

    https://youtu.be/3j3_iPskjxk

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  • Those things don't insult or hurt my feelings.
    Talk to a person, analyze him and insult him emotionally go against his individual weaknesses fears and doubts mistakes or against things he is different compared to others
    But beware people who characterize others (insulting is also a form of characterization) characterize themselves too

    Normal insults:
    U look better from the distance
    I would jump from a building if I had your face
    Your mother was actually a father
    I don't think that u are someone I want to hang out with
    There are about 7 billion people on this planet and only a few could do that worse
    You look cleverer than u are
    Every human life has the same worth. Not sure about yours

    Again I can't remember the last time I insulted someone except my sister and that wasn't serious

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  • Response to 8: Maybe you should try showering every once in awhile.
    9 cracked me up!

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  • My favorite insult is "With all the shit that comes out of you mouth, does your ass ever get jealous?

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  • Do you know what episode Mr. Rogers happened to be doing that? (Or if it's Photoshop, or something?)

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