Realistic little man. Very pure and wholesome looking. Probably believes friends are not food. 2/5
Oh shit buddy…I would NOT fuck with him. Stay out of the water if you're on your period….a tampon won't stop this alpha homo 4/5
He looks like he belongs in pac-man. Get back in the water dumbass 1.35/5
Stunning….pure….majestic….the miss america of the shark world. 4.999/5
*Jaws music* realistic AF. I got dinner with him once. Really knows how to treat the ladies ;) 5/5
Literally blue anon embodied as a shark. Needs braces, a college education and possibly an anti-depressant. 3/5.
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