I threw up outside a bar tell me some drunk throwing up stories to make me feel better about myslef?

[Cubbiefink706]

i threw up i am embrassed i need some stories to make me feel better about myself

[kittykatg]

I rarely drink but when I do I go balls to the walls. The first time I got sick drinking was about 4/5 months ago. A friend of ours had just gotten a job at Fidelity so he was throwing a "CEOs and Office Hoes" party. Well there was this gas can filled with half beer, and the rest mostly everclear, vodka and a little lemonade. It tasted surprisingly good. Well I had like 3 glasses of that plus a corona or two and some of another girls dr. pepper and rum. We were only there for an hour before we had to leave because I was "too drunk". The car ride was really bumpy so I started to feel really sick. Luckily I was able to get undressed and to the bathroom before I started throwing up. All my fiance wanted to do was help, he was holding my hair and rubbing my back and I kept yelling fuck at him. I'm surprised he still loved me the next day because I wasn't very nice at all.
About a month ago I went on another party binder, this time I became a space pirate. I had the equivalent of 4 shots of Sailor Jerry at once and then immediately hot-boxed myself with the hookah inside an old full faced motorcycle helmet. Needless to say I was done for the rest of the night after that minute or two. The worst part was 4 hours later, my brain had sobered up but my body hadn't so I had to force myself to throw up so I could sleep. My fiance ended up staying up most of the night though because I was apparently breathing funny and he thought I was going to die.

[Anonymous]

Setting: Party

Age: College

Hype: Off the hook

Victim: Guy I didn't even know

Perpetrator: Strange black alcoholic liquid

Plot:

We were tore up from the party, guy got sick, threw up in the car, on both the passenger, driver, the girl's lap he was on, and my roommate next to him.

This was not your mouthful of drunk vomit either; this was projectile, fire hose vomiting... that I kindly cleaned up out of the car and helped the guy home. ( because I'm a very non aggressive, sweet drunk person.)

The guy's car I cleaned out still says " thank you," every time he see's me... I still don't know his name though...

[QueenNikki]

hahahaha

[sean1234]

I knew a girl that walked into her workplace, can't remember if she still worked there at the time. It's like she went there just to say hello at a big retail store. I held her and gave her water to make her sober, then made her sit on the bench where she slept.

Other relatives talked and acted funny when we were at the beach.

-This is just one of those things why I dont drink. Regardless what you did, it won't happed again if you either never drink again or don't drink to much.

[kheserthorpe]

I had an ex gf on her 19th birthday was taking her home on the late night bus after subways close.

She tells me she has to puke. I'm like 'were almost there'. She says she won't make it. I say 'okay ring for the next stop, lean out rear doors and do it'

At that point she just leaned forward and puked.

We continued riding.

Bus driver didn't flinch. 2/3 of people on that bus were always drink was known as the vomit comet.

[Kris85]

Lol the joys of alcohol. I have too many to list it would take hours to write down. I had my days let's just say that.

[rthomas43]

I want to know your story now lol

[rthomas43]

I can't tell my full story, but it involved sex, bodily functions, and my vomit all over her.

[Kris85]

Lol sounds similar to one of mine haha but mine was not as extreme

[QueenNikki]

oh my god you guys.

[catguy]

blacking out inside an old grade school mates bathroom. I had wayyyyyy too much to drink. and i will never go that far ever again.

[Indigo_Moon]

I got you topped, I threw up inside the bar. Not a good night, spew. Hope this makes you feel better, it happens to the best of us.

[AnimeDreama]

I don't drink alcohol to the point that I puke,