For people who drink coffee for breakfast. What’s the reason you do?

In order to wake up or in order to poop?

For people who drink coffee for breakfast. What’s the reason you do?



  • in order to wake up
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  • in order to poop
    15% (2)23% (3)19% (5)Vote
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Both! I even sometimes drink coffee while taking a dump lmao

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I drink about 7-12 cups of coffee a day and I do or because I love the taste

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What Girls Said 8

  • To poop, obviously!~
    Even those pictures can answer. :v 😎

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  • It's very rare for me to drink coffee but when I do it's mostly because of I have been looking at pics of coffee.
    www.inspiredbythis.com/.../...song-Photography.jpg

    And I really like the smell of coffee...:p

    When I am alone outside and I need to pass some time. (Winter/fall)

    Or when I am with my sister and her boyfriend. He makes me drink it. :D

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  • I'll be half asleep if I don't drink it so the reason is to wake up properly.
    And the taste is nice (I always drink coffee with chocolate)

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  • I drink coffee every morning because I like the way it tastes (black) and if I don't drink it I get a head ache. I need my morning cup

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  • Lmao it doesn't me make shit. It keeps me sane.

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  • Actually it's more habit then either of the 2 you listed.

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  • I'm addicted to it. Can't wake up without it or else I fall asleep in class

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  • Kinda both haha

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What Guys Said 6

  • If I drink coffee in the morning it is to wake up. I can poop easy enough in the morning without coffee that is for sure. In the morning my poop is often trying to push its way out very strongly and I have to hold it to I get to a toilet.

    There are two things to really get my morning going

    1. Coffee
    2. A nice big poop!

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  • First of all, thanks for reminding me that my coffee is ready.

    Well, I only drink decaf. I prefer not to have the poop part. So it must be something else.

    It's pretty simple. What else am I going to do with all my coffee mugs? Duh!

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  • I've only had coffee for breakfast a few times and it wasn't for either reason, I was going on a road trip and the most convenient thing was ice coffee since someone was already getting it. Convenience is king.

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  • Dude I was gonna ask a similar question lol!
    Coffee cleans me out!

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  • So i can wake up

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  • I didn't realize it made people poop.

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