Would you rather lick a dog's butt or kiss a girl/ guy who smokes cigarettes?

[ThisDudeHere]

I am undecided tbh

Kiss a girl/ guy who smokes

Lick dog's butt

dunno

[ak666]

I went with the first option and have kissed girls who smoked many times. It's very difficult to find girls who don't smoke in Tokyo:

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... just about every girl does, at least among the age groups and style of girls I was dating.

That said, something is different about the tobacco available in Japan. It doesn't leave that strong smell that I find of American tobacco which seems to seep into people's clothing. In the U. S. I can usually tell who a smoker is the moment they get close to me since there's such a heavy smell. In Japan, I generally can't tell.

[ThisDudeHere]

People assume my little brother and I smoke when in reality our dad's tobacco simply seeps in to the clothing.

[ak666]

I've noticed that sort of difference between Japanese tobacco and tobacco I find elsewhere. The ones elsewhere seem so much stronger -- just smelling a box of Marbolo's in Japan and comparing it to a box from the states, the latter smells ten times stronger to me. I might go with "neither" in those cases where it's like American Marbolo's since I had colleagues that smoked it and they smelled so strong that they could walk into a room and you could smell something foul.

One difference in Japan is that a popular trend here is extremely weak cigarettes, like 1mg tar, 0.1mg nicotine. Those are the types typically most popular with girls, and they're flavored/scented with flavors like vanilla, strawberry, menthol, etc. It tends to leave only the faintest trace on the girl's clothes and I've never been able to tell the difference in breath from kissing (I'll more quickly pick up if a girl has ate any garlic than if she has smoked).

[ak666]

Marlboro's sorry (too many Ls and Rs there!)

[ak666]

The smoking here is kind of out of control though. I know some non-smokers but they're most people who are older who have quit smoking. I only know very few smart ones who never smoked. My wife was one of those few really smart ones who never smoked in her life, but every other girl I ever dated in Japan smoked. :-(

[ThisDudeHere]

At least half of my peers here smoke, if not more.

[ak666]

How accessible are cigarettes there? One issue that I think exacerbated the problem here is that, until quite recently, anyone could get a pack of cigarettes. You had vending machines all over the place where anyone of any age could get cigarettes by simply sticking coins and pushing a button (and tobacco in Japan was cheap -- when I first moved, it was only around $3 US per box).

As a result I think a lot of people got into smoking during their teenage years when underage through those vending machines. Recently they started requiring you to have a special card to use those machines which might help a little bit.

[CT_CD]

I would rather lick a girls butt

[Jigsaw_Gal]

Does it matter if it's a bitch or not?

Only males show as dogs, and only females show as bitches. The father of a dog is called a sire. Since not all male dogs necessarily sire litters, not all would be considered sires. Incidentally, mother dogs are called dams, but again not all bitches are dams.

[ThisDudeHere]

That useful information was relevant how exactly?

[LittleSally]

Hahaha I get what you're saying... but I would never lick a dog's butt... Haha
Then again - not interested in kissing girls either.

[ThisDudeHere]

You never know until you try tho

[LittleSally]

You kind of do know... Ya know?

[ThisDudeHere]

I know, I think ya can know, ya know?

[LittleSally]

Yeah, I definitely know.

[ThisDudeHere]

Good to know that you know.

[this503girl]

Can I just lick the smoker's ass instead? HOW IS THAT NOT AN OPTION? 😆

[ThisDudeHere]

https://i.imgur.com/02b1zUw.gif

[RJGraveyTrain]

I can deal with the taste of menthol, not shithole.

[ThisDudeHere]

gud 1

[RJGraveyTrain]

Yuh buddeh.

[archiz]

it s actually not that bad
I liked it once ( the taste menthol and not the dog poop hahaha)

[mellifluous_girl]

I think I'd rather kiss someone who smokes, but both seem a little unappealing. I DEFINITLEY wouldn't want to kiss a dog's butt though

[skype1000]

Kissing someone whos smokes, really isn't that bad. Certainly wouldn't be licking no dogs butt or anyone elses for that matter.

[Hans222]

A it will be... I've done it and it wasn't that bad.
She smoked only 3 packages per day, maybe that helped hahaha :D

[ElissaDido]

A guy who smokes, Im allergic to Dogs and Dogs gross me out, let alone luck their ass, ew the smoker wins hands down lol

[LadyTerror]

Dafuq kinda question is this?

[ThisDudeHere]

It was pretty interesting to see the distinction between the answers given here and the ones I found on 9GAG where most of everyone chose the dog's butt.

[LadyTerror]

Lol seriously?

[ThisDudeHere]

I was surprised myself. But then again, 9GAG is an extremely bipolar community. It can be both highly friendly and extremely toxic.

[madhatters4]

you're arent' going to get a disease from kissing a person who smokes cigarettes so...

[Bandit74]

I think smoking is gross, but I would still rather kiss a girl who smokes over licking a dogs ass.

[Nightinggale]

Since I'm a part time smoker I'll choose the first option. I like the choices tho haha.

[Schrodingerscat]

How about neither?

[YourFutureEx]

How about both?

[ThisDudeHere]

@YourFutureEx https://i.imgur.com/g1Y7fUF.jpg

[Schrodingerscat]

@YourFutureEx
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[ThisDudeHere]

https://i.imgur.com/yaeFAJE.jpg

[Schrodingerscat]

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[YourFutureEx]

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[Ayshea]

I'll lick the dogs butt. 🙈

[Toad-1]

woof!

[Teenwolf18]

ewww! lol

[Maypai]

Neither. I do what I want.

[Justacatlady]

I'm not licking any things ass!!

[Sadly_It_Fell_Off]

Thank goodness I don't smoke !

[ReReJayde]

Ny last two exes both smoke

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

I'd rather kiss someone who smokes

[Waffles731]

if she smokes she pokes

[lumberman9]

Kiss a girl who smokes cigarettes

[Imhotep99]

None of the above.