My first girlfriend farted when we were cuddling once and I slapped her on the ass. I thought it was funny.
I didn't mind it at all, if she made an effort to stink me up though I'd be like "what the hell" though.
Around other guys it depends on the guy. Some guys literally fart and practically let out grunting noises and all this other stuff to be funny.. and at the right times it is. Reminds me of a guy I worked with who would scream "Aaaawww my a**hole!" and talk about how he thinks he has a brown spot in his underwear and it would be funny. Other times it can be just weird.
I would understand and ignore it if it escapes once in a while. But purposeful farting with every urge is just rude and extremely unpleasant.
MISTAKE. It's very embarrassing. We've been together 3 years, but I feel still unladylike, and have probably only done it twice ever. My partner is very polite and does a combination of polite dismissal/ignoring it.
It happens, I will not lift my leg or ask him to pull my finger, but we are human and we fart, so it will happen if you are together often enough, accept it laugh say sorry, and move on.
Yeah, me and my wife have been together for 13 years, and never farted in front of each other. We joke that it one of us farted in front of the other, we are getting a divorce.
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I can never hold back my farts, I have tried it a few times but when I did my stomach hurt so bad that I had to let it out, and when I do then j just don't care who is around me or how many people are around me. But let me make it clear that since I ensure that I have a good bowel movement when I am on the throne first thing in the morning everyday, my farts don't smell at all, it is just air with sound, It is just impossible for me to fart silently because my butt is too big and heavy,(I have a pear shaped body), my butt cheeks cling together and rub against each other when I walk which has made my inner asscheeks shiny, due to which whenever I fart the passing has makes my inner asscheeks vibrate which always results in a loud sound, so whenever I fart everybody knows that it was me who farted and I am never ashamed of this natural phenomenon. Even in public if I am sitting the fart doesn't come out easily because of my big butt so I have to slightly tilt to one side and lift my other hip slightly to let it out which again indicates to everyone around me that It was me. If someone asks me I simply own it up.
I have no problems at all with girls farting. It's actually bad for your insides to not pee, fart or poop when you need to and it can result in you needing major operations to save you life. Even if a girl farts often and does loud and big ones that reek it's no problem with me. Its natural we all have to do it and I would not want a girl getting all uncomfortable, sick and bloated from holding it in or risking her health. I also would want her to feel the relief haha. I am super relaxed about girls farting.
Sometimes I fart on purpose to be funny. Usually that’s in a public setting or when I’m with my boyfriend or brothers. I’ve definitely let out accidental farts, but they were more so farts that I didn’t feel coming. I’ve never been embarrassed by farting, it’s perfectly natural. My boyfriend laughs when I fart. It took me less than five minutes of knowing him before I farted, because I fart in front of pretty much everyone. It’s part of my personality. And if art in front of people because it’s funny, it feels good, and it’s a way of showing them who I am and that I’m a genuine person.
I will be honest and I know this will sound weird but when a girl farts around me It majorly turns me on. So of course I am going to want a girl to fart on purpose. The way I see it is we both win I get turned on and she gets to turn me on and gets to feel the relieve from just letting it rip lol.
I NEVER fart in front of guys on purpose but it does happen that i can't manage to hold it in sometimes so i just pretend it's someone else
I think it's gross but it happens accidentally sometimes. Queefs happen more often.
My brother is the only dude that I'm comfortable farting around.
It doesn't bother me really, it's a natural bodily function.
Nothing, i just leave the incident location immediately.
If it is once in a while I would understand.
I've never farted in front of a dude
I go outside or to the bathroom if I can.
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