Anyone else grossed out when a girl farts?

[Anonymous]

It's definitely something I don't/won't put up with. Could never go through life with a farter. It's just weird and not ladylike or feminine at all. It's even worse if she's attractive. Instantly takes her down at least 4 points on the hotness scale. I can't believe some girls openly rip farts around their boyfriends because they feel "comfortable" with him and I can't believe how many men actually allow this kind of behavior. Some girls try to own it like a man and be all butch about it. Feel shame. Fake shame and be girly about it for my sake even if it's fake and you really don't care.

This is what one guy said about it.

"Girlfriend slept at my place last night. 3 am she gets up to use the bathroom and leaves the door cracked. Heard her pee'ing and then heard her fart in the middle of her piss. Fuking about lost my shyt srs. I can not stand that. I've told her from Day 1 that that I am not cool with that and to never do it around me. When she came back in the bed I said to her " thats freaking gross. I heard that in there ". She was embarassed a little because she knows how gross i think that is.

First girl i dated farted on my head one day on accident because i picked her up. Immediately let her down on the ground, got into my truck, and went home."

Yes I'm grossed out

No I'm not

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When girls fart they blow microscopic poop particles out of their butt. Glad to see almost half the guys agree with me.

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[adrian5251]

honestly... i bet you do it. why should it be different when a girl does it? its a natural thing. holding it in can actually cause issues. at least she did it in the bathroom and not laying next to you. be happy that she had that much respect for you to at least do it in the bathroom. dont act all high and mighty when you do the same thing. its apart of having a body. i dont see the issue with it.

[Astoriana]

I hope you like it when women bitch. If you don't allow us any natural and healthy bodily functions, our only possible method of handling them will be to complain.

[Asker]

Not allowed to complain

[Astoriana]

Now you're just being unreasonable.

[Asker]

Why would I want a girl who complains?

[Astoriana]

You apparently want a mannequin so I'm not entirely sure why you bother pretending that you want a woman at all.

[Asker]

I don't want a mannequin. Just don't want a disgusting girl

[Astoriana]

So all natural bodily functions (that aren't really controllable) are disgusting? How exactly do you propose that women prevent gas? Not eat for the rest of their lives?

[Asker]

Farting is controllable. I've never heard my mom fart.

[Astoriana]

Are you deaf? Or do you just believe that women are silent and should never make sounds?

[Asker]

I'm not deaf

[Astoriana]

Just spoiled and unreasonable then. Good to know.

Have fun finding a mannequin.

[Saaya]

Preachhhh.~ It hurts like hell trying to keep gas in. Trust me, I've been there. It's not natural or healthy to try to hold it in, and the guy who whined about the girl farting in the bathroom should see the fact - she wasn't with him when she did that, she was in the bloody bathroom.

[Asker]

@Saaya Keep holding it in. Act like a lady

[Astoriana]

Why don't you act like a man and suck it up, OP? Instead of being grossed out by everything like a little girl?

[Asker]

I'm not sucking up farts

[Asker]

And I'm not grossed out by everything

[Astoriana]

You are. You're grossed out by all normal bodily functions. How do you feel knowing that roughly 1/4 of child-bearing age women are currently gushing blood from the vagina? And probably also farting up a storm, as increased pressure on the abdomen creates gas. Nothing more womanly than menstruation, right OP?

[Asker]

That's pretty gross

[Astoriana]

Aww, does that make your poor little baby girl tummy feel icky?

[Asker]

Yes it does

[Astoriana]

Act like a man.

[Astoriana]

Men should be men and women should be women. Stop acting like a woman.

[Asker]

Never

[Astoriana]

What a hypocrite you are.

[Asker]

I don't care

[Astoriana]

And they say women are the irrational ones.

[Asker]

They are

[Astoriana]

Not in comparison to "men" like you.

[Asker]

O
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[Astoriana]

So men magically don't blow shit out of their ass when they fart?

[Asker]

Maybe but it's manly

[Astoriana]

So it's normal for men to have bodily functions, but women should be pure skeletal beings with no biological functions at all?

[Asker]

I like curvy girls

[Asker]

Also science says womens farts on average smell worse than mens.

"women’s farts on average smell worse because they have more concentrated sulphur in their bodies."

[Astoriana]

Keep digging, little girl. You are looking for ways to justify how much you are not a man by your own metric and you continue to fail.

[Asker]

I justified it

[Anonymous]

wow. I hope no women date you, if you cannot deal with bodily functions and fluids then you probably shouldn't even be in a relationship.

[Asker]

Girls who fart are gross

[Opinion Owner]

wowwww okay but you do it too, and you probably assume YOU'RE not gross then. how ironic!!!
if you ever want to be in a relationship you really need to figure this out, because women are going to stray away from you once you talk to them about this and they will resent you.
if you ever want to have a child, you'll never be able to go see your wife give birth because it will gross you out too much, even though YOU aren't the one dealing with the pain, labor, and responsibility of carrying a baby. :)

[Asker]

It's fine if men fart. it's even funny

[Opinion Owner]

jesus christ dude, please rot in hell already, you are a scumbag.

[Asker]

I bet you fart all the time.

[Sebers12]

You're gay, if you like farting Man, not girls. I prefer girls, because it's hot.

[Schrodingerscat]

Girls pooping is more gross in my opinion.

[Toad-1]

why? :P

[Asker]

I agree. I do not tolerate pooping either. She'd have to drive to a store and use their restroom

[Schrodingerscat]

@Toad-1 because it's gross. I don't poop.

[Toad-1]

uh huh :P

[Schrodingerscat]

I want MHO.

[Schrodingerscat]

Thanks for MHO 😇

[dev64]

remember the book everybody poops🤔🤔

[NespaDon]

I'm assuming you're the same kind of person that finds periods to be more disgusting than a rapist

[Asker]

Well periods are more disgusting

[ThisDudeHere]

I like how so many women tool this seriously.

[Asker]

It's funny

[ThisDudeHere]

*took

And yeah, that it is.

[catthighs]

You shouldn't date, everyone passes gas. Hopefully you'll get over it. Cause it's stupid.

[Asker]

How is it stupid?

[catthighs]

It's stupid to be grossed out by something that's natural and that everyone experiences multiple times a day. It can't be avoided.

[Asker]

Something being "natural" doesn't make it any less disgusting.

[Blanquino]

HAHAHAHAHA you are the kind of guy I'd like to fart in front of. It's so funny omg. Know what? When I am about to fart at home, I open my brother's door and fart in her bedroom. Then, close the door and leave it there so he enjoys it xD What I also do is to hold the fart so that it gets noisy anough, you know? Hold it into a big one fart. Not little ones. Those are just cute.

[Asker]

Are you ugly?

[Blanquino]

No, I'm very hot.

[Asker]

Doubt it. Hot girls don't do stuff like that

[Beatrice1865]

THIS. My sisters and I all go into my brother’s room to belch and fart. It’s hilarious.

[Sha84]

equal rights for women, why is guy farting okay but... men "allow this kind of behavior" since when did men control a female body?

[Asker]

No. Women don't get to have everything equal. Women should act like women and men should act like men.

[Astoriana]

Yeah, which is why you should suck it up and get over it. You're acting like a little girl, being disgusted by everything.

[Asker]

@Astoriana ók..

[Robsinsf53]

That's why there is a bathroom door, I only encountered that once, and my then wife was sick and couldn't close the door in time. I did not even think about saying anything and she came out apologizing anyway. I'll be honest I wouldn't want to hear that from my woman. I dont do it within a distance of hearing. But I got to say if I picked up my a woman and that happened, I would have accepted her apology and we'd have laughed it off.

[DodgersGM]

Just wait til you're having sex with your first girlfriend and she lets one slip.

[Asker]

She'll no longer be my girlfriend

[Pomegranate139]

What are you talking about? girls don't fart. We are physically incapable of doing so.

[Asker]

https://youtu.be/3EVJ8LtpY2c

[Asker]

Explain this

[Pomegranate139]

That's clearly a fake video. I bet she has a whoopie cushion somewhere or one of those apps that have fart noises on them.

[Asker]

Explain

https://youtu.be/dADhPKsg8pg

[Pomegranate139]

The other person sprayed aerosol while making a fake fart noise

[Asker]

Wrong

[Pomegranate139]

Well there's no other way that could happen. Girls can't fart

[MuffinHead]

I get grossed out by men who don't pee silently in the toilet.

[Asker]

I pee silently

[MuffinHead]

But you're a dog.

[RJGraveyTrain]

Shut up before I fart on you.

[Asker]

You wouldn't do that

[RJGraveyTrain]

Oh yes I would. I had a little brother. >:D

[Asker]

And you farted on him?

[RJGraveyTrain]

That is precisely how you keep your younger siblings in place. It's a rule.

[Asker]

Child abuse

[RJGraveyTrain]

Fuckin' aye.

[Robsinsf53]

LMFAO!

[Robsinsf53]

Q? = Do you people know why farts stink? A= so everyone can enjoy them, lmfao!

[Beatrice1865]

Exactly. Older sisters fart more than anyone else on the planet lmao

[ColoradoChick84]

Dude, you're super immature. Everyone farts.

Plus, women who are ladylike are so uptight

[InfoBot]

It's when she follows through that it gets a bit disturbing.

[Asker]

What do you mean?

[Whatthefluff]

I sort of learned to live with the occasional flatulence.

[dev64]

i mean everyone does it and if your comfortable with them and not an overall douche it shouldn't matter.

[dev64]

less than one forth agree with you and again WE DO IT TO.

[Anonymous]

I'm grossed out when anyone that has smelly farts farts. Mine aren't smelly so I don't care..

[Asker]

Are they audible?

[Opinion Owner]

Most of the time, at least a little, yes.

[Asker]

Gross

[Opinion Owner]

That's just too bad. What are you whining about anyway? You're gay. Shouldn't you complain about men's farts? Those are the ones you're gonna be dealing with.

[Asker]

I like when men fart.

[Opinion Owner]

Gross, but men are gross in general, that's why they like anal sex. Gay men are the worst of them all, as is obvious here.

[Asker]

You're homophobic

[Opinion Owner]

You're sexist.

[Asker]

Nope

[Beatrice1865]

Everyone loves the smell of their own brand. Every girl in my sorority had that same mentality of “my farts don’t smell” but whenever we’d have farting competitions, all of the other girls were disgusted by each girl’s gas lmao

[RedThread]

Nah I think it's awesome that a woman is comfortable enough to do that around me. It would mean she trusts me not to shame her or anything.

[Anonymous]

Dude, who are you? In some posts you say you are a feminist and then in others you say you wouldn't date a feminist. And then you say something as childish as this. Get a spine man.

[SupMates]

He's a troll

[LittleCreature]

It's normal. Don't be a little baby about it.

[Beatrice1865]

It’s especially normal for women to fart, since our high estrogen and progesterone levels make us belch and fart a lot more than men

[SupMates]

I like tomboys, not feminine girly Barbie dolls. I do not care if she farts.

[Taratara12]

no it's normal girl don't freak out when guys fart

[Asker]

You expect a guy to fart. It's weird when a pretty girl does it.

[Taratara12]

no polite people dart when they r not near other people

[Anonymous]

We all know you're a big troll on here dog.

[Asker]

I've never trolled

[Anonymous]

I burped and farted while reading this just for you