He broke up with me because I farted?

[Anonymous]

I was hanging out a lot with this guy. We liked each other and had potential to be boyfriend and girlfriend. He even asked me, but I told him I'd think about it. One day we were hanging with his friends and drinking beer and I accidentally farted. The next day he broke up with me. Who thinks that is RIDICULOUS?

[Christine1975]

He'll be doing a lot of breaking up with people if he does it based on farts. Everyone farts! It's not like you sat on his face and farted... Jeesh. Maybe he thinks girls poop vanilla ice cream too... lol. If he stopped talking to you because of that, he's being silly. Don't feel bad. I once farted on a first date cause he hugged me too hard and we both laughed and lasted 4 years. after that. Whatev, it's no biggie.

[Creole_Flavor]

This is beyond ridiculous. I get that he was probably embarrassed but flatulence is something natural and as much I hold it in sometimes its not preventable and I'm sure he knows that. When people break up over stupid stuff I assume there was another issue and they were just waiting for any little thing to happen to break it off instead of addressing the real problem.

[bijinbijinbijin]

It is good that he is gone. You should want to be with someone that can accept you for who you are. Someone who can love you with no conditions. There is nothing worse than having feelings for a guy who doesn't even care about you so it is best that he is out of your life now, before you end up having deep feelings for him.

[msinvisible1]

If this is serious, I'm sorry it happened and forget about him. But none the less this has really made my day. Things happen for a reason and you just brightened my day with a good laugh. Haven't had one of these in a long time.

[tizz704]

If a guy dumped you over a fart he didn't like you that much to begin with. Sorry to be blunt.

[404filenotfound]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, that's too funny. I wouldn't worry about it, obviously, he was a shitty person if he broke up with you over a fart. I'm thinking that girls should fart more often to weed out the guys that can't handle it lol.

[Theguyoverthere]

Well you technically don't have proof that it was the sole reason you two broke up. There could be other factors to consider like him possibly looked into another girl and such.

[WWLifeBegin]

Wow... good thing you got rid of him, its not like you farted on his face...

[50shadesofcray]

hahahahahahha

[CHARismatic110]

Lol please be kidding. If you're not then be glad that he dumped you. He clearly was a child.

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

Omg that is so childish wow girl you can do better than him trust me

[marissab101]

You must be leaving out part of the story. That must have been some stinky fart!

[miserybusiness]

LOL bro prob thought you weren't a real girl

Because you know,

Real girls don't fart

[Anonymous]

Totally ridiculous - are you sure it was actually because of the fart?

[Resoglass]

lmao didn't something like this happen in a Seinfeld episode?

[Princessofpersia]

That doesn't mean u farting is the reason he broke up with u

[blake112068]

Girls in my country just farting twice a year that's all. lmao

[BertMacklinFBI]

that's ridiculous.. but in a funny way. lol.

[Bushcrafter]

You're better off without him.

[Janett21]

haha he is an asshole..

[Love_People_olivia]

That is crazy as hell damn...

[hourglass17]

If you're serious, he's an asshole...

[ObviouslyBored]

Um.. I really hope you are kidding..

[Anonymous]

i can't stop laughing :p

[Manindark]

He doesn't love you what the hell is your problem