Whats the dumbest reason someone broke up with you or you broke up with them?

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I would say the dumbest reason I was broken up with was because I wasn't religious, he got hooked on drugs and didn't want me around it or because he sucks at relationships and wasn't ready.

Stupid reasons I broke up with someone,
Because he decided to take me to play basketball with my ex step brother and "half" sister (who he knew I wanted absolutely nothing to do with anyone of that family and I dont know them.)

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

I’ve really only had two committed relationships as an adult, and about 7 years of single mingling in between, so no really dumb breakups there. First one, we just outgrew each other from high school to our early 20s, and the second I’ve been with for 14 years and counting. And most of the “breakups” with the casual relationships were just due to them graduating and moving away, since they were all college girls. So I guess I’ll have to go with dumb rejections instead.

I had a ton of dumb rejections in that single period because I was cocky as fuck, lmao, and I was kind of employing the George Costanza “secret club/forbidden city” concept😂

https://www.youtube.com/embed/KbHxlS2o-m4

So basically it was like “don’t be seen with anyone but hot chicks, because then other hot chicks will think you’re worthy of them, but if you’re seen with average chicks, they won’t think you’re worthy.” Wicked dumb, but at the same time, I think there was a little something to it😂 Anyway, I can think of a few girls who were very cool and still pretty attractive, but at the time I was just like “nahhhh...8s and up ONLY.” And sometimes I think back and maybe I just didn’t like how their jeans fit or something, lmao, or maybe their body type was a little different than “ideal”... but not to be too graphic, but I’ve since seen chicks in, er... films😳... with similar body types or filling out jeans the same way, and once the jeans and everything are gone, they look pretty damn good. So those were definitely my losses, I’d do that over differently if I had a time machine.

Dumbest reason I was rejected, I suspect, was one of the 8+ chicks I did manage to briefly land, I think she thought I was too “hood” lmfao. We worked together, we were CLEARLY into each other from the first meeting, we played cat-and-mouse for months. I tried to get her to hook up with me early on one of the first times we hung out, and she said “ahhhh... another time, another place.” I was too dumb to take that as the “no” she probably intended it as, lmao, but that’s because she was giving all the other signals, and they didn’t stop afterwards, so I kept working on it. I think she was kind of hooking up with this other dude, who was kind of a hippy-ish dude, and that blew my mind🤯 But I heard him say once at a party to someone “yeah... she looks good naked, so...”, like he wasn’t that into her but she was hot, so he wasn’t kicking her out. He was cool anytime we talked, but if he could take her or leave her, I’m not going to quit pursuing. So one day I went to her 21st birthday party, and coincidentally, Dave Matthews Band tickets went on sale that same morning, so I was like “OH, I can definitely get her if I take her to Dave Matthews.” Dave Matthews was the opposite of everything I was about, but you gotta understand that dealing with a white college girl in the early 2000s, that was fishing with dynamite lmao. So I bought two tickets, which also ensured I’d see her over the summer, since it was in July. I was fully immersed in hip-hop culture, I was from the inner city, etc. But she was kind of hippy-ish from a rural area, loved DMB, O. A. R., Guster, all those college jam bands of that era. We were just different, but attracted to each other. I told her I bought the tickets at her bday party, and she of course was wasted, being newly 21. She went nuts and kissed me when I told her, and I was like “I’M IN.” But not that night, she was too faded, I don’t live like that.

SlightlyEccentric · Accepted Answer

My last "girlfriend" broke up with me because she can't keep a consistent story on the relationship with her dad.

She got mad at me once because I made a Columbian style dish for my parents one time because it reminded her of her dad. I tried to apologize in spite of the fact I was not previously aware of what her dad was like.

Then a week before she broke it off with me, we decided to take a day trip to Deception Pass. Just before we get there, she tells me she no longer wants to be there because it reminds her of her dad.

I was completely dumbfounded, but more so angry. You have to understand this was when gas was well over $4/gal on the national average and it was a good distance from where she lived (even more so where I lived) and I was already trying to be a good boyfriend by doing stuff for her. But here, I was mad she wasted both our days for what should have been something fun and she turns it into a "muh daddy issues" session where she didn't want to be there anymore on pretty much a whim.

I'm not one who likes to raise my voice but I yelled at her when we got back to her place. I asked her how the hell she wouldn't have known that before hand, why she would suggest the place only to back out of it at the last second?

I'm glad we broke up because I realized what a manipulative, lazy, good-for-nothing she really was.

she_asks_and_answers · Accepted Answer

My ex broke up with me because he claims he is tired of a committed relationship (even though we were in the middle of house hunting). He said he wanted to do whatever he wants. He wants to make money, blow money, drink as much as he wants, do drugs and party... nice eh.

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

I think I got dumped over Facebook photos cause I always posted images of myself going on expensive vacations and dining at restaurants and he said I was materialistic and dumped me.

ragequeen · Answer

Dumbest reason I broke up with someone was because they were too clingy. Lol I was 14.

David92506 · Answer

Dumbest Reason She Broke Up With Me
We had two dates and everything was going fine. She called me up and said she had a horrible dream where I killed her. So she broke up with me.

Dumbest Reason I Broke Up With Her
I was going with a woman and I thought she was the one. We got along wonderfully! She then told me that she is still married but assured me they will be getting a divorce. I was so mad at her I broke it off with her and blocked her. I should have given the relationship time.

Anonymous · Answer

Dumbest reason I got dumped - I was “too sensible”. I really wasn’t. I was a boxer, rode a motorcycle. What she meant by too sensible was that I didn’t take drugs/deal like her ex. Surprise surprise she now has 3 kids from 3 different men, none of whom have anything to do with her or them.

Dumbest reason I dumped someone - we would speak on the phone or on facebook, and she’d leave without saying bye. I just thought it was really weird. I told her so calmly, she flipped out on me which I found even more weird, she was really hot but clearly thought that meant that she could get away with acting like a bitch so I just said “ah fuck this we’re done” and that was it.

AD240pCharlie · Answer

We weren't in a relationship, but we had been dating for a few weeks. I broke up with her because she was a smoker. She wasn't mad, though, she actually understood it since I used to smoke myself and try my best not to be around people who smoke now so I don't get drawn back into it.

Unit1 · Answer

You decide if it's stupid or smart or whatever.

She ghosted me and she found a man with more money in a bigger city while I was working full time and financing my full time bachelor tuition at the same time.

🙄

sheikalana · Answer

Dumbest reason was when he gave up after our first argument. He said he’s feelings changed after the argument lol. What a lame excuse.

ariadneR · Answer

Tits weren't big enough, and I work too much. Just a regular ft job. But he was unemployed so...

msc545 · Answer

I was broken up with because she was a Scientologist, and I wouldn't become one.

Clairvear69 · Answer

A boy broke up with me because I said his breath smell. It did but he got sad with it and left.

more_than_a_guy · Answer

Well, it wasn't a breakup, yet a rejection of her to me because I am shorter than her in 2 cm (almost one inch). She was good and we had potential...

Anonymous · Answer

She said she was feeling under the weather and needed a break... guess she’s been sick for 10 years 😒

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

If he left you for something like that, it was probably supposed to happen

exitseven · Answer

I was angry at her best friend and took it out on her.

zoobs94 · Answer

We don't have anything in common 😂😂😂 while she was one said I love you and gone down fucking bitch never contacted her again.

Mortdikeuu · Answer

He broke up with me because I was too mental.

t-8900 · Answer

I wouldn't jump into bed with them right away.

AllThatSweetJazz · Answer

The parents didn’t like me.

Anonymous · Answer

She said I am obsessed with balls love during lovemaking and she cannot do that lol.

Anonymous · Answer

Dick wasn't big enough

BarryLiverstone · Answer

Didn’t like her tongue

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