What was the dumbest reason you've ever heard about breaking up with you?

[Valso]

[HighlyVolatile]

I think she just had a difficult time articulating it but one of my exes said she's fickle like a cat. She changes her mind all the time. That was in spite of her saying she'd love me forever and stick with me even if I became a cripple not long before. :-D

I think she was just trying to be nice to me in a very weird way. She lost her attraction to me as I see it. That's usually the case.

[HighlyVolatile]

But that's basically what she said: "I'm fickle like a cat." This was in my early 20s but I was trying to hold back tears and sniffling all pathetic like, "But what about what you said that you'd stay with me no matter what?" Her: "Well, you know, I change my mind a lot about things." :-D

[HighlyVolatile]

In fairness to her though, I was pretty lame back then. I had a tendency to put my girlfriends on pedestals a bit. That one breakup changed me a lot where I stopped doing that.

[Chris76859]

There was this woman on a Q&A site when I was about 37. We would flirt a lot and she would get jealous if I talked to a different woman on there. So then one day I just sent her a message asking her to talk to me on Facebook so we can send videos and really get to know each other. She suddenly freaked out and said it's too soon. LoL!
She probably wasn't quite the same woman in her picture or something?
It's always the Catfish that give the weirdest excuses.

[DizzyDesii]

“Its me not you”. Okay so breakup with yourself instead of with me

[Heartache0405]

I was too depressing