Most ridiculous reasons you've ever seen for a breakup?

[Messianic_Monk]

The one that comes to mind for me happened to my dad. His girlfriend had to stay in town while he moved away for University. She (for whatever reason) chose not to stay in contact with him and said they should break it off... but that later when she got to the same University the next year they'd get back together. My dad was pretty much like "yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh... nice knowing you."

[kerrylouise]

My ex split up with me because I stepped out of his shower after he had cleaned the drain, and I'd rinsed the bottom of the shower (in order to clean it). He was ocd and decided to shout at me.
I literally took a shower an forgot something outside the shower and just didn't think. Anyway, he went onto shout at me saying I was trying to ruin his carpet and rug with my dirty feet.
I couldn't cope with the outburst and quickly got dressed and left.
He said we were incompatible. I refuse to be shouted at by a guy stood in the doorway as I'm naked in his shower over a drain and a rug. Sorry but no

[Messianic_Monk]

Good gosh 😒 yeah I'd be pretty fed up if I were you too. It's not even the end of the world. It's not like you dripped acid on his face or something.

[NotTacocaT6969]

Like 3 questions above this one some guy asked if he’s an asshole for breaking up with his girlfriend for burning a cake and not caring enough about it.


That one wins.

[Messianic_Monk]

I want a link to this question to set that ace-hole straight.

Burning a cake and not caring enough? I wouldn't care! It's just a cake!!!

[NotTacocaT6969]

I’ll try to find it again.

[NotTacocaT6969]

Set the filter to breakup & divorce and scroll down to the one with the picture of a burnt cake.

It was posted 5 hours ago.

[Guy13]

Anxiety/OCD and an occasional clothing item laying around kind of garbage. two people with lack of discipline.

[Messianic_Monk]

Sounds pretty legit (in the sense that it happens... not in the sense that it's a valid reason).

[Guy13]

Yeah, that’s an example of two self-absorbed people who do not need to be together or in a relationship anyway. Self-discipline is required, rather than, someone dancing around the other all the time

[Messianic_Monk]

No kidding... been there multiple times with different people 😒

[Guy13]

Yep…,

[OddBeMe]

I broke up with a girl who got wasted on one sip of Champaign. Gotta keep up, gals.

[Messianic_Monk]

I might not go the route of breaking up but I hear you 😅 I myself enjoy the odd cocktail here and there.

[Keishio]

Some guys girlfriend burnt his cake so they split up