What is the most ridiculous break up reason you ever get?

[Kulotz]

Have you ever received a very bad excuse to break up? Or did you do it to someone?

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

One of my exes actually broke up with me one week before our marriage. She seemed to grow increasingly stressed out as we got closer to marriage and we had an argument that escalated. I was definitely immature and even called her a Japanese insult similar to "asshole". Yet I was stunned that this would end a wedding engagement when she broke it off. She ended up leaving in a rush from my apartment to stay with her sister as she told me the engagement is off.

Then weeks later, I tried to contact her and we met in a bar and I wanted to see if she could reconsider or at least tell me why she ended our wedding when she told me in the past that she would stay by my side no matter what happened and would love me forever, even if I was crippled and hospitalized. The conversation went something like this (not verbatim, I'm even translating from Japanese to English):

Me: So why did you break off our wedding?
Her: I'm very fickle. You know, like a cat. I changed my mind.

That was her main reason that she gave me! She's fickle like a cat! What?

In fairness, she was diagnosed bipolar and needed a lot of mood stabilizers and antidepressants and often had extreme difficulty articulating what she felt. When she was upset, she'd often just lose sleep and drink a lot and just tell me she couldn't sleep and drank a lot without being able to explain why.

Still, that's the ultimate reason she left me with after building up hopes and dreams of being married and growing old together. It was pretty tough to recover from that.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

On the positive side, that relationship taught me exactly how incompatible I am with women who aren't very open. Once I finally recovered from the heartbreak and the crumbling of my biggest dreams, I started to seek women who were as open and sharing as possible about their feelings as well as women who were much more sociable and skilled communicators in general (that ex wasn't and actually had zero friends besides her sister when I met her).

I met my wife not long after and she's among the best women I've ever met at really opening up to me about how she thinks and feels about the widest variety of subjects. It's never a mystery with her why she feels a certain way and that's so much better-suited to my character who doesn't like to be left in the dark.

[OlderAndWiser]

I was 23 and dating a woman who was 45 years old. She said that someone else told her I was probably just dating her to have sex because she was desperate and easy, so she needed to break up with me. She never asked me if it was true or how I felt about our relationship.

[19magic]

I'm guessing from what I know about you it was completely false and that anyone who believes rumours over their partner is a relationship not worth trying to save anyhow... How close am I, I'm actually curious now 😅

[OlderAndWiser]

@19magic We had only been dating for about six or seven weeks, so I was not in love with her, but I liked her and was not dating anyone else. I would have b

[OlderAndWiser]

I would have been happy to continue dating her exclusively. I was not thinking much about the age difference at that time, but it probably would have become an issue eventually. I still think about her occasionally. She would be quite elderly now.

[jennifer_bloom]

A guy assumed I would dump him so decided to dump me before I could dump him. I did not know the reason at the time but he approached me months or a few years later and asked how he can trust me if I am obsessed with money and status. He was considering dating me again and it failed the second time too cause there was no real effort by him but now that I know there are more compatible options, I think it could be a good thing we did not date again. I don't hate him though. I hope he has a happy life.

[Labokachulaa]

"I'm sorry, I just realized that I'm not cut out for this relationship. I'm not ready for a relationship."

On my birthday... LOL of all days. I'm glad that I finally realized how much of a loser he was before I had gotten in too deep.

[Flatmanlewis]

Not so much bad but I had been seeing a girl for about three months when her fiancée, who no showed at their wedding about 1 year prior, and ghosted her, suddenly showed up at her work. She was a mess and decided she needed to spend some time figuring some things out. I totally understood that and had absolutely no hard feelings for her.

[Sirenboobzilla]

Because I burped real loud... this was middle school. We were drinking warm soda and trying to burp on purpose. I can burp nice and loud. I was so dumbstruck by the reason that I had no room to feel hurt 😆

[wiltingrosepetal]

"I'm not ready for a relationship"

Then why'd you ask me out, bro? 💀

[NathanDavis]

I have not had bad break ups like that... we completed cycles, on mutual accord too...

[SotiCoto]

I've been on the receiving end of "I think I'm a lesbian" once. It isn't the sort of thing one can really object to though, so I just moved on.

[DarkLegacy]

Surely people can break up for whatever reason they like

[sorsara]

"I don't love you anymore" took him 1 year to realize that so I'd get more attached and the break up would be harder for me or I don't know why he did that 🙂🔫

[JayBones]

I never broke up with anyone. I just kinda of stopped calling and coming around.

[tzdc21]

The worst one I heard was from a friend of mine of why his girlfriend broke up with him... Because he was a Scorpio. Astrology signs. SMDH

[19magic]

It was back in school at 13 and the guy said it was nothing against me but he was being teased and bullied by his friends too much to keep dating me.

[LaurenM1997]

Apparently I was being needy and he was depressed yet he was on the stagecoach bus with three other bitches taking a cozy selfie in the back of the bus

[Anonymous]

Some girl stop seeing me because everytime we met i took her to KFC 😂😂😂 not my fault that I love chicken

[runitupkai]

pulling stupid ass pranks