Chico_Brah's Basic Dating Tips for Young Men (Part 1) (Page 2)

[Warmapplecrumble]

I like some parts to this mytake.

However, I like men being gentlemen: opening doors, jars, etc.

I like being pampered, showered with love and being put on a pedestal.

[Pomegranate139]

Good take. It was Very a informative and rational read for me while shitting and pissing myself simultaneously 😄

[Chico_brah]

Hey I need a pic of your feet still 🤤

[Pomegranate139]

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[Pomegranate139]

I combed my feet hair and everything just for you 😉

[Chico_brah]

I'm going to violently masturbate to this picture tonight.

[ebbyeb]

Oml you guys 😂🙊

[scorpioDude]

So I been doing it wrong my whole life... lol by the way the dude running on the treadmill.. was funny asf

[Lopezz1999]

Why is it that the opinions that agree with you get a ton of downvotes? This is so accurate and detailed, it's scary! Never put her on a pedestal!

[fauchelevent]

I assumed that this whole thing would just be trolling but actually surprisingly amazing advice, it was great :P

[karahiri]

To cockfish or not to cockfish? that is question.

Hmm. I would advise women to follow this advice too, I think it largely applies.

[TheUsername27]

Women don't put men on pedestals though they put them self above them. Unless they are unattractive i suppose.

[nowhere_dani]

@TheUsername27 I beg to differ about women not putting men on pedestals. As extremely rare as it is, it does happen.

[Coconutpie]

You go girl! This is a really good mytake, I hope guys will learn from this.

[RedVulcan]

The mytake was written by a guy.
It's so amazing you thought a girl had written it, right? I had that same feeling.

[fueledbythc]

I hope every guy on this site reads this. This isn't so much dating advice but how not to creep out women.

[ebbyeb]

Lmao truee

[Anonymous]

The whole small dick thing has happened to me and I had the same reaction! Little liar! Nice take bro.

[Z-100]

ChicoBrah, I want to be famous like you, show me your ways

[RolandCuthbert]

?

7. What about choosing to date nice, honest caring women?

[Wwwyzzerdd]

How to stop putting pussy on a pedastal 101:

https://youtu.be/JxL_JMQrz8A?t=7

[sp33d]

Well, I have to admit, I wouldn't have expected something like this from you :D

Though, have you actually witnessed your woman taking a dump? :o

[Chico_brah]

Yeah lmao plenty of times. She thinks that shit is cute.

[ebbyeb]

Hahaaa that "shit" 🙌🏼✨

[FakeName123]

Or in short: Be a confident man.

[John_Doesnt]

I can't get a woman until my penis pills come in the mail.

[Phoenix98]

For some reason I feel like your trolling lol, maybe I'm just to use to your trolling.

[imhungry2234]

you starting to look like osama bin laden its time for a trim

[Chico_brah]

You should see my pubes.

[lord_chilled]

that number 1 tough.
i think a lot of guys did it at some time.
i had to see other guys doing it to realize how stupid it was...

[Browneye57]

TLDR, but YES. You're on to it.
Always remember, YOU are the PRIZE!

[TonyRyanAgain]

I feel like this is common sense and most of these n00bz SHOULD already know this shit, lol.