20 Reasons to Stay Single

1. You don’t have to justify your most embarrassing hobbies

20 Reasons to Stay Single

If you want to build a fort in your living room with moving boxes, nothing or no one will hold you back.

2. You can invite whoever you want, whenever you want to your place

20 Reasons to Stay Single

And you can be as loud as you want.

3. You can fart proudly

20 Reasons to Stay Single

It sounds stupid like that, but when you're constantly with someone, there's never a good time to release that little fart. There’s no one to judge you when you're by yourself.

4. You can binge watch a whole season of your favorite show in a weekend

20 Reasons to Stay Single

Even if you already watched it last month.

5. There is no one to tell you to stop drinking

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"Shut up, I’m not even drunk!"

6. You don’t have to worry about deleting your history

20 Reasons to Stay Single

It's hard enough to eliminate all signs of “inappropriate searches” on your computer at work.

7. You don’t have to lie

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"No, you didn’t gain weight, I swear!”

8. You can be messy

20 Reasons to Stay Single

Everyone loves their own mess. It's the only way to find your stuff anyway.

9. You have more time for personal projects

20 Reasons to Stay Single

Like writing a book about a potato chip and its impossible love with a pretzel.

10. No more double-dates

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"Do you want to see the pictures of our last trip to Itaquaquecetuba (yes, it’s a real place) …oh, you're going to LOVE it!"

11. You can wear ugly underwear

20 Reasons to Stay Single

Yes, they look like your grandma’s, but they’re so comfortable.

12. You hate the rule of "what is yours is mine"

20 Reasons to Stay Single

You don’t have to share that delicious, cheesy pizza, or this thick, fudgy brownie.

13. You don’t have to spend part of your weekend at Ikea

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"No, put that down, we don’t need an electric salt and pepper grinder."

14. You have time to read that book…

20 Reasons to Stay Single

That you bought 10 years ago about Lapland beavers’ hermaphroditism.

15. You can express your enthusiasm when you see a knockout on TV

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"Hey sexy lady, I like your flow, your body's bangin', out of control (uh)”

16. You can go home drunk and be as loud as you want

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"Shiiiit there's nothing to eat?! Oh hey you, you sexy little block of cheese!"

17. You don’t have to answer tricky questions

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"Do you prefer the red dress or the black one?" "The black one!" "Omg, you're an asshole!"

18. You don't have to reassure your partner about their sexual abilities

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"2 minutes is long enough, I swear!"

19. You can watch the last episode of a show without being a traitor

20 Reasons to Stay Single

"You watched Game of Thrones without me?! Get out, you monster!"

20. You don’t have to worry about them cheating

20 Reasons to Stay Single

Your right hand is 100% faithful, and worst case scenario, you still have the left.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • "Like writing a book about a potato chip and its impossible love with a pretzel."

    More than anything, I want to commend you on your humor and the right use of "its."

    I've been so locked in thoughts about wanting to be in another relationship that I've been suppressing the passion I've had since before I even started liking girls. This article helps.

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    • Aw thank you! I appreciate your comment, and I'm glad that this take helped (even a little)! :)

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  • All the reasons I stay single. It is honestly becoming addictive to the point where I feel bad for myself. I am starting to think I don't want to find someone, I stayed by myself for too long, my enthusiasm's all ruined and shit.

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  • I think this is the most serious one and the only one that really mattered:

    20. You don’t have to worry about them cheating

    What more can I say? Give yourself a pat on the back if you're staying single.

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    • I agree. No cheating is the best 😎
      And we can watch porn 😍

  • In my case as a FT working single dad , it goes with the territory , so it's a good job I like being single , also fortunately for me , my libido & attraction to women has faded greatly , simply no desire to let another woman into my life , admittedly also a subconscious fear , after my crap ex marrige !! No bitterness , simply no interest.

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  • Number twenty is offensive. I'm left handed, and you simply assumed my handedness. My left hand is offended and has started a civil war against the right one. I am now unable to use my hands until the three year period of war ends. You will hear from my lawyer.

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  • 1.) She adds hobbies
    2.) Sort of
    3.) When she's comfortable around you she will too
    4.) ALONE. Not too fun
    5.) She will drink with you
    6.) She will watch with you
    7.) True. Sometimes
    8.) OCD True
    9.) ALONE. Not too fun
    10.) True. Sometimes
    11.) Depends on occasion
    12.) Sometimes
    13.) True sometimes
    14.) Some people don't read anyways
    15.) No
    16.) Drunk alone. No thanks.
    17.) Sometimes
    18.) Depends
    19.) Alone
    20.) True but your still lonely

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  • 18-) I Knew It!!!

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  • And, I don't have to justify spending $50 a week on bullets and range fees! That's my $2600 a year and I'll do what I want with it!

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  • or other option you find someone who is honest, who you can be open with, share hobbies and interests with, and isn't a cheating piece of shit.

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  • ROFLMAO! Plus, no worries about shower or blanket hogs... ;)

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  • 1 reason to get a relationship: not having to justify the fact that you're single with reasons

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  • It's not good to be single. Its only good to be single when your life and love is pathetic. You could do any of those things, and there might be girl who does the same thing and then you'll something in common. Being single is worst, I've been single for more than 7 years, and i fed up with it. i have done 7, 9, 11, 12, 15, 18, and 20 this list and most of it was being immature and low self-esteem. Could never find the right woman without being stab through the heart constantly. But I'm still trying.

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  • What? Didn't realize there were all these damn rules...

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  • Great job on this one. It is good to be single. More time to do whatever the hell you want to to!

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  • I loved the humour in this! About number 9, I bet all they'd argue about is who's saltier.

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  • 1 reason to stay single: women are not worth the hassle.

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  • While this was funny and all... This makes me want to kiss my girlfriend when she comes home.

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  • Sorry, I got distracted with the second picture.

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  • I couldn't agree more

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  • Or just try making better choices

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  • Very few things I hate more than being single...

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  • Sigh! I wish I had to worry about those things instead of walking through the lonely desert on singleness.
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    • ... of singleness

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  • ... I'm in a ltr and all of those apply to me.
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  • Yeah but we all have our lonely moments that needs love XD Watchya say? :)

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  • The single life is more than worth it. I prefer that over a crazy dude

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  • I can do all this in a relationship

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  • 21. You can miss a shave day or two haha

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  • 21.- No jealousy feelings, ever, at all.

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  • good reasons

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  • Also more time

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  • Single is so worth it 😂

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