Would the Dark Knight use POF? Ok Cupid? Tinder? I think he would probably use something more low profile. Possibly a new dating site for superheroes. Maybe Powermatch? or HeroMingle? or Ashley Madison? Ha. Either way a dating site full of superheroes would be cool. As you all know or don’t know, I help Men and Women with their online dating profiles. So when I got this email from APennyworth with a request to create a profile for The Dark Knight I was amused.
So I did the research and below is what I came up with.
Subject Line: Must not be afraid of Bats, no seriously.
Hobbies and Interests: Long walks on rooftops, damp dusty basements, crime novels and movies, feeding the penguins and fast cars.
I’m the kinda guy you can take home to meet your mom. She’ll think I’m super funny, and charming..and cute, but actually kind of sexy at the same time? She falls in love with me. I am pretty sure I feel the same way. We get married. I’m your dad now. I confront you, 'hey young lady why are you on Tinder?’ Yeah well, you are now grounded. Just kidding of course!
I obviously have a great sense of humor and love Halloween. It is the one true holiday I can be myself. My longest relationship wasn’t long at all… she died in a fire. My last girlfriend dated a guy named Queen, what a huge putz. Stupid blond beard. If you like young arrogant goofballs that play with bow and arrows then I am not your guy. I am also allergic to cats. If you have cats or consider yourself a cat lady … swipe left! Unless you are smoking hot and can meow to me in 10 different languages.
Are you dangerous? Maybe a romantic at heart? I am looking for someone who can keep up
with me...especially someone who doesn't complain about their life but embraces every
opportunity. Do you think a cup of coffee can alter our future, our path, our destiny? Let’s find
out. Talk soon!
Obviously this myTake is really just for fun so let's have some fun with it. What would be a good name for a new SUPERHERO DATING APP? Leave in comments below!