How can I improve my tinder profile?

[Snakeyes7]

Here is my bio:

Pros:
- Computer Science major
- Installs medical alert devices for a living.
- Eagle Scout
- Great listener
- Never done drugs
Cons:
-Not Ryan Gosling
-May go overboard with your gifts
-May burn your cereal
-Lives like Larry like doing math in pen or walks out of the entrance doors at Walmart.

Pictures (I think these are my biggest issues I literally do not have any better pictures of myself):

[Anonymous]

Hi! Sorry tinder isn't going too well for ya. Few tips on a good profile from my personal experience:
Bio: there is way too much info going on there haha Id prefer someone who has a funny, unique, one sentence bio. Though it doesn't tell you a lot about yourself, sadly tinder is more about your piccys than bio's. But as I said make it unique because I can't stand the repetitive ones like "I own a dog ;)" "will buy you food" "6'2". Dumb af. Also you'll come off as more chill if you don't add so many words.

Pics: Gonna be honest here mate, you gotta up your piccy game. According to your bio you're pretty into the technology right? Your pics say otherwise (soz). Chicks dig guys who know how to use the pic game haha, in other words, can you add something exciting maybe in your backgrounds or expressions? Im no photographer but Im pretty down with what kinda pics are in nowadays. Maybe have a search on Insta for some inspo, but definitely gotta get that quality up.

I hope I'm not hitting any nerves here but I just think if you wanna play the tinder game, you gotta understand it, and sadly that's how it works. I don't know you well enough, just a random guess here, but you're not very experienced with the ladies hey? If you want me to help with anything else let me know!

[Snakeyes7]

Yeah I figured the pics would be a big problem. I honestly never really found being good with a camera useful up until now. I know selfies of any kind are off the table (are they?), and I want friends to take pictures but I know that they might not approve of that and might not help me. As far as the bio goes, I know the one liners like having a dog is stupid so what would you suggest? If you need any more information I will be glad to give it to you.

[dragonfruitA]

i think you should keep the photoshoot pics because they're really nice, but delete the rest. "Computer science major" - maybe elaborate on that to express your passion for it. Add "with the hopes of..." "Installs medical alert devices for a living" - can you make this sound more attractive? Maybe just put "medical technician" (LOL). The last "con" you put is funny - I like that.

[Snakeyes7]

How can I make computer science major part look more passionate in terms of dating. Also what was supposed to be the end of the hopes for part?

[dragonfruitA]

Write "computer science major" and why - what do you hope to get out of it? It's attractive when you express how passionate you are about what you do.

[Snakeyes7]

Oh ok thank you so much

[Snakeyes7]

What would be the cover picture?

[dragonfruitA]

2, 3, or 4. 2 and 3 are nice while 4 makes you look like an important person. Ha-ha. So it depends on which you're aiming for.

[PunKin93]

Get rid of the other pics that look like they were taken in high school and take some better ones.

[FakeName123]

Get some proper pictures of yourself (if you have a sister or some female friends, ask them for help), stop just playing the nice guy card and create some excitement in your bio.

Great listener and never done drugs ain't things people care about on tinder. Not Ryan Gosling is just putting yourself down = highly unattractive. May go overboard with your gifts essentially means "I put you on a pedestal and you are worth more than me"

The Computer Science stuff is fine, though. Especially with medical devices. You should elaborate more on that. Not on a technical, but on an emotional level.

[Anonymous]

Tinder is primarily for hookups. Hookups are not impressed with your decent career lack of drug use or being an Eagle Scout. IF you replaced the last point with Being good with tying knots and rope work you would do better and I’m not even kidding.

If you want a girlfriend use other Tools. If you want hookups start lifting bro.

[Snakeyes7]

Ok where would you suggest I go?

[Anonymous]

I don't mean to sound like a dick but your profile is terrible. You shouldn't be on tinder because girls will likely not match with you. Lift, learn to be stylish, practice good hygiene and develop some self respect. You sound like a loser and look like a loser. Sorry for being mean but someone needs to tell you because if not you'll be taken advantage of girls that pretend to show interest in you and you'll be hurt even more

[TripleAce]

Use only 3-4 pics. No more
And remove this lol —> -May go overboard with your gifts

I mean offering to pay her to be your girlfriend isn’t a good start huh mate...

[Rangers]

Use photos of you doing something, not just of you. Like you at the carnival, and hire a photographer if you have the money.

[Anonymous]

The first picture.. Is it supposed to be a joke or something?

[Wifflesnoofer63]

You look like a twelve-year-old. Get in the gym and get ripped.

[Mister_E_Alaska]

Rule 1. Be attractive.

[TonyBologna25]

Cringe. You're not going to get any matches.