Guys, What’s a witty response to “if you play your cards right”?

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I’ve been dating this great guy a few months and he asked me about campin and told me he grabbed some extra gear hoping someone could join him. I said well I hope that someone is me, and he replied with well if you play your cards right. I know he’s totally joking but I want to come up with something witty like “oh reallyyy, well I’m the dealer “, of “well I have the joker up my sleeve” what would be a good witty response to his comment?
Guys, What’s a witty response to “if you play your cards right”?
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