What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app?

Question

Sevenpointfive · Accepted Answer

she wants a BBC, only likes black guys, likes lbc too

OfDeath · Accepted Answer

"no longer a registered sex offender"

fonduegirl · Accepted Answer

some disturbingly private details.

Glue-Sniffer · Accepted Answer

Convicted sex offender

mrfoox · Answer

A very specific things but... I never liked when people just put a bunch of emojis as their profile. It seems kinda silly and not serious.
Otherwise I'm usually fairly open about what people put in it, I just want to know something about them.
When someone leave their profile empty ooor just something like 'just get to know me, I'm cool' I won't be spending time on them.

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I think if he says he wants 10 kids but can't afford even one - like he works part time as a janitor

crazy8000 · Answer

Political thing's.
Femenist.
Anything that gives signals of mentally disturbed or ill.
Unrealistic criterias.

Then do you have that is little more bounded to what you are after to find.

Just don't try to make a profile to get maximum interest from most people. that most finds you attractive. (to many tries this one and have poor success with getting what they are really after)
Think of what you really are after and try to create a profile that will attract them.

Pics depends on what you are after.
A tot of showing off your assets gives direct signs for being after sex and shallow many times.

Pictures there you try to avoid for some part of your body to show, gives signals you trying to hide and are insecure about it on a severe level.

Pictures with a lot of dark colors gives signals of someone that doesn't feel so good. like depression. negative. in the dark hole.

Crispy pics gives best signals no matter what you are after.

Looks like you're posing for a photograph have a tendency to give bad signals.

Mostly selfies. that looks like them. gives bad signals.

Pictures with beauty filter gives signals of trying to hide something about your skin. also that you are extremely insecure about your body.

To much makeup are also bad signals.
(Have at least one without)

How your mental and emotional frame when you take your pics get very noticeable.

Try to avoid multiple negatives in a row in your presentation. even to much negative thing's in general. try to stay below 3 in a text with more than 500 Characters.

Make it easy read. minimum with words that is made to fill out.
Spit up different peace's so it isn't bunched together if possible.

Try to keep it as short as possible.
Only give a commercial version of you and only mention what is absolutely necessary if you gonna give any facts.

Be clear of what you are after.

Try to avoid degrading what you don't want or don't have what you are after.

Keep out contact info like to instagram or any other place.

Focus on what you are after in text and try to avoid what you aren't after.

Don't makeup thing's that isn't true un less it's a joke.

Here are some to think of.

HawkPerception · Answer

"Are there any good men left?" (You drive off or don't look at good men romantically)

"I bet you can't handle me" (I bet I don't wanna try)

"Love having fun" (REALLY? YOU LIKE HAVING FUN? NO WAY... ME TOO! AND ABOUT EVERY OTHER FUCKING PERSON IN THE WORLD)

"If you have a dog, I probably swiped right" (shallow and makes me feel having a dog is a prerequisite; also not funny if that was an attempt at humor)

"Don't message me Hi" (They don't respond to long thought out messages either)

Or...

"Message me. I won't talk first." (Entitled bitch)

"Oh and I'm not really 23. Not sure why it says that." (You lied about your age on whatever social media this is connected to)

"Not really sure what to say here/ Message me to find out" (These people honestly piss me the fuck off and should stay the fuck away from dating apps... 0 effort fuckers)

"God comes first" (sheep)

"Must be 6'0" or taller" (I get that everyone has their preferences, but if I put on my profile "Must be an hourglass figure... no fat girls", I'm sure that would be a problem.

This goes on and on and on... I'm glad to be with my girlfriend that I found at a real life event. I was on dating apps for approximately 8 years with like 5 dates total and 0 chemistry when we met in person. So I have a low opinion of dating sites, especially for the male population. Girls have it easy. I'm not saying some people don't get lucky. They do, but for the majority, dating sites are a joke and waste of time.

akiflyer · Answer

Pictures:
1. Pictures only of your back. - shows a lack of confidence.

2. Pictures with another guy. - makes it seem you're looking to teach, into your ex boyfriend or a slut.

3. pictures hiding your face.

4. Group pictures. - makes it seem like you're a party girl or needing the cheerleader affect.

Bios:
1. Only looking for friends - go to another app then.

2. Single mom and wants a relationship.

3. Makes any demands such as money, car, or height.

4. Says she likes drugs or alcohol. - look most people like it, but posting it right there makes it look like you're an addict.

5. Any references to being strong, independent, vegan, any political or religious affiliation, liking feminism. - if you're those things, show it not say it. Sounds like you're overcorrecting and you're actually a fanatic.

6. Saying you want to get fucked - this is not really bad, but I'll probably assume you're easy and only want a one night stand.

7. Listing some mental illness or disability - if you're sick, that's OK.. But don't let that define you.

8. Saying you're trans / not saying you're trans - it's not for everyone.

In chat:
1. Not replying.
2. Can't hold a conversation.
3. Has no hobbies or anything of passion.
4. Asks your salary, height, weight. Bet you wouldn't like me asking for your boobs size or weight either
5. Says she's a virgin - first of all, you wanna lose your virginity to a guy you met online? Secondly, virgins are the worst! The older they are, they worst they are. Stay away from virgins unless she's totally okay with a one night stand.

razelove · Answer

Well, to be completely honest, if you have a couple of good pictures of yourself, especially with a dog, you could write in bold letters that you have aids and enjoy filleting dicks and will still get dates.

I'm a guy, married, with kids, and still date every now and then because we're poly. I'll talk with a woman, meet up for a date, and they're shocked that I have a wife and kids, when I say as much in my profile, and messages.

People see what they want to see. Keep it short, simple and to the point, then you have a chance that someone will actually read what you've written. Still, they'll pick out what they like, or conversely see what they only don't like.

Just be you

dbr1987 · Answer

My hobby is molesting children, in my spare time i film women under their skirts. I like rollerblading with my grandchildren. I don't have a job because i am mentally disabled. I have alopecia a and it is getting worse by the year. I've been in jail two times for sexual assault. I lie to women because i am insecure. I love single moms because i am good with children. I wheigh 50kgs and you can use my ribs as an harp. Like to get to know you better. Please inbox bobs nd vagene.. as worse as it gets in my eyes😉

SaraSmithishere · Answer

Serious answer here - talking about how you’re a “strong, independent woman” makes it sound like you have something to prove, calling yourself “weird” means you’re either boring or really strange, and posting pics of yourself in sunglasses makes it look like you’re hiding.

Randomawkwardness · Answer

'Trump 2020' or any variation of that and other runners. I think it's great and all that you like them but why do you feel the need to tout about it? Why would you ever put anything political in your bio? Religion and politics are the two easiest ways to start a fight and that just makes it look like you enjoy making people upset or starting fights over political beliefs.

oneofthekhaitans · Answer

Smoking drinking or any other bad habits... and don't post Ur naked or seminaked photos... People probably hate that... in my opinion.. I don't know if guys like half naked photos. Like I never saw u until now.. I'm interested in getting to know you, not your body
If you are Sealy looking for people in a dating app

Artesian · Answer

My photo. This may or may not be true for other people's photos, their mileage may vary depending on make and model. And if any of them wanted to use my photo on their profile they are welcome to. Sadly, I bet they have more success with it.

Leaving off any semblance of humor is also bad.

markscott · Answer

Worst thing they can put on their bio, on a dating app? I don't like baths or showers. I'm looking for a pervert like me. I'm hoping only children will return my messages. Please use a male name, so my wife won't get suspicious. I expect sex before dinner, so you won't run out on me, like all the other's have.

Trolloween · Answer

An ugly photo. You can literally say you're a wife beating pedo and get multiple women wanting you as long as the photo is of a hot guy. A bunch of incels tested this to prove a point, it was pretty shocking despite how much I don't like incels and don't want them to have any valid point.

humanearth · Answer

Married, have a bunch of kids, meth head, crack head, loves to beat on women, crossdresser, list of accomplishments, talk in the 3rd person, post a photo of someone else, post a photo from 20 years ago, brag about how many people they slept with.

Is that enough or should I go on

Drumlin2001 · Answer

I've seen some social experiments where people put a photo of a really hot guy but i the profile put horrendous things, even admitting to fooling arpund with underage girls, and they still got responses looking for a date.
The worst thing? A bad photo. If you look hot it seems people will forgive anything

coolhandroo · Answer

Need not apply list of deal beakers. Instead of saying anything about themselves its just what they aren't looking for. Example :" anyone looking to eat a plain mayonnaise sandwich while they watch me take it in the ass from a German Shepard need not apply. " thanks bitch. Got any hobbies?

BCA6010 · Answer

Two major things stand out: 1. Nothing at all. I guarantee that I will never, ever, under any circumstances "like" or chat with somebody that has nothing on their profile besides pictures.

winterfox10 · Answer

Anything along the lines of "I will probably like your dog more than I like you." This is a dating app, not an rescue shelter. If you want a dog then I suggest contacting the Humane League

4mazing · Answer

I find it off-putting when women write stuff that gives off a stern vibe. Stuff that makes them sound like a strict schoolteacher. I get that probably it is based on previous bad experiences, but yeah...

slatyb · Answer

Negativity -- Writing about the people they don't want to meet. This shows that they are angry, bitter, and have poor judgment and boundaries.

NineBreaker · Answer

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." No, thank you. No to all of that.

MissDawn7961 · Answer

all their interests , hobbies and a bad photo too ! the one filling out the profile part about their perfect match or what they are at this site for needs to make known exactly what they do and do not want in a boyfriend / girlfriend there ! Thanks

Anoniemus · Answer

Man eater. I only want sex. I won’t pay for anything. I have gentian herpes. I expect you to service me.

Pejtu · Answer

Im a single mom looking for new daddy for my child  I saw few like these - instant swipe left  Like... pffff

The_Flower_Boy_ · Answer

(zodiac sign) Smoker  Hates animals  "don't talk to me if you're"

Anonymous · Answer

"I'M nOt On HeRe a LoT, fOLLoW mE oN iNsTa"

Mindwipe · Answer

Women describing themselves in male terms is terrible.
I lost count of the profiles that describe themselves as hard working, independent and confident. Laudible qualities, but they're not what make for a good girlfriend, wife or mother.

Zealashton · Answer

im a jew that cuts little babys forskins off or i like shit fetish.  or best of all  im into necrophilia. you could pretend.

DiscomfortZone · Answer

From bad to worse: 1. "Do not contact if you support Trump" (libtard garbage) 2. "I am a radical feminist" (feminazi filth) 3. "I am a " (pathetic attention whore).

Tomsta · Answer

I'm an extreme feminist I regularly do drugs I have kids Could go on

Jjpayne · Answer

What they are not looking for. Bossy is not very attractive most of the time

mk200195 · Answer

"If you are a Donald Trump fan, swipe left" Or "I have 6 kids from 4 dads, if that's a problem 'phuck off' and swipe left"

Lionman95 · Answer

admit that they have bad habbits. I don´t like Smokers or People who like weed and shisha.

ecfresh · Answer

Proof that they are a pedophile or have been convicted of child molestation

Anpu23 · Answer

To me the one big flag I have is any reference to her "one" or "soul mate" it indicates a needy personality and possibly attachment issues.

MysteriousDarkness · Answer

That they are into illegal stuff like pedophilia, rape, stealing, murder and many others.

SexyAshh · Answer

Smoker Heavy drinker Hates animals Broke Just looking for hookups/no strings attached

StephenCF · Answer

Other than leftist-related descriptions, I hate when girls write “Message me first” or “Men under 6-feet need not apply” 🤬

Drowningkingfish · Answer

Their sexual fetishes, especially if they are on the more extreme side.

Bman4907 · Answer

20 pictures of the same person in the same pose drinking or doing that BS "on a mountain staring off into the distance" picture. We get it.

Iron_Man · Answer

How much they make a year. Nothing good comes out of that but Gold Diggers and women that won't give you the time of day if your on the low end sliding scale

CrzyBtchN40 · Answer

That they are in a relationship and trying to keep it on the dl

Uberknot · Answer

I love animals, yeah you and everyone else put something more meaningful on there.

Midnight_Kiss · Answer

Anything that comes across as a quick copy & paste job or leaving it blank.

anton_dee · Answer

Thats me before n after the sex change operation. 😄😄😄

Dingsbums · Answer

Im not a financial advisor and this is not financial advice but buy my nudes they will gain in value once I’m famous. I’m just kidding lol

ChiTown33 · Answer

An unflatyering picture. Because lets be honest pictures are all that wonen look at.

D2theB666 · Answer

Currently pregnant? That one is a little rough.  Also, Trump supporter.

AngelLily · Answer

The worse thing they could put in there bio is I am a convicted sex offender.

Gedaria · Answer

A list of things they don't like or people they don't want to date..

Anonymous · Answer

“I hate all men.” “I’m a hot mess, so just swipe left and save both of us the trouble.” Those are both real profiles that I saw recently.

DanOh2018 · Answer

I really hate when it's a bunch of group shots. Shows lack of self confidence.

mikeandy · Answer

I noticed many girls are saying it is a plus if you are a dog lover , that is so stupid.

lndispensable · Answer

I am here for friends and sharing quotes or placing a picture of celebrities or random shit. People who show off themselves being intellectuals by placing quotes of Philosphers.

hellacray · Answer

Openly admitting that they're racist. Which I've actually seen before.

pizzalovershouse · Answer

Any thing that makes them seem to money hungry to stuff about their sex life

TravelerNikki00 · Answer

That their single but they have a husband/boyfriend.

Creepazoid · Answer

I don't know but where you at? Let me swipe right on you

cloud9vortex1234 · Answer

I think being rude in general or discussing politics. If your mean person on your profile then I assume that's who you are in person.

james2018dean · Answer

Its annoying when women say that they dont do hookups. That is basically what a blind date is. Though it doesn't mean there will be sex involved.

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