So what should I text my boyfriend right now?

[lanadelrey25]

Get creative! You don't have to pick something from the polls, they're just there to prompt you.

I want you to ******* my ******until I****

Do you think all Asians look alike (not saying I do... haha... defintely not) ?

Can I slap you in the face 5 times? Pretty please?

[Paulychicago10]

When I was a proofreader, I shared with my coworkers this example to illustrate how writing can skew based on gender: A professor wrote on the blackboard, “Woman without her man is nothing.” The students were then instructed to insert the proper punctuation. The men wrote, “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote, “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”

Maybe not the best joke

[ChocoBrowny]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z8PsX0D6Zrc

[ChocoBrowny]

by the way I chose C 😂 (watch til the end)
https://youtu.be/joWMxoweXRE

[Zzmaex]

It’s cuter to say something like “I wanna slap u k”, I say that to mine in person all the time and they let me and then I give kisses to make them better lmao. Don’t judge

[Tunasub]

Show him this and tell him you've taken up needle point.😂🤪

[lanadelrey25]

what is that?

[Tunasub]

Hold it back away from your face and don't focus directly on photo

[lanadelrey25]

ahaha lol

[Tunasub]

Maybe a good way to break the ice a bit more

[Jaylaa2000]

Text.
Hi how was your day?

[lanadelrey25]

boring we already do that by default lol

[Jaylaa2000]

Then ask him if you can use his testicles as a speedbag?

[lanadelrey25]

uhhh that's crazy... maybe

[Jaylaa2000]

Lmao

[Jjpayne]

"So... whatcha doing 😏"

[Pogi-Paddy]

Don't understand what your question is?🌹

[lanadelrey25]

ummm what should I text to him? Pretty self explanatory

[Pogi-Paddy]

Sure why not, the worst that could possibly happen is he doesn't reply back.🌹

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I choose C lol

[bannacookies]

I chose C. Lol

[smahala1991]

The first one