Can a Parrot Consent to Romance?

[supercutebutt]

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There is a lot of controversy surrounding this issue. What do you think?

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[msc545]

parrots can easily consent to romance but you have to get it in writing from them and unfortunately, parrots cannot sign your signature in legible fashion which means it has to be notarized in that turns into a whole big mess because notaries want to see identification and as it happens parents typically don't have regular drivers licenses. This turns into an even bigger mess because then the notary will not accept the parrots bird driver's license and will also not accept the parrots flying driver's license. And short it's a mess.

[supercutebutt]

I don't believe you need to get romantic consent in writing, though. How would Trumptards reproduce? Something like 85% of them are illiterate.

[msc545]

Good point. I think Trumptard spontaneously emit little Trumptards from their anuses.

[msc545]

There is that. However, they carry hand-drawn cartoon stick figures.

[BobawesFett]

Well they all have the same mom so she would go and help them I'm sure. If the parent can write and it looks like a doctor's handwriting I say go for it

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I don't think so but if you get one that talks it might try to consent to Romance
I know someone had a Parrot and here this woman by the name of Pauline
was running from her crazy Husband and his name was Jim and when he
went to these peoples house the Parrot said, Pauline was here, Pauline
was here he just looked the Parrot gave it away that she was there?

[supercutebutt]

Yeah good point. If you do enjoy an evening of romance with a parrot, you run the risk of that parrot blabbing about what you did to the entire neighborhood. :(

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@supercutebutt LMAO yes

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for most helpful guy :)

[PaynefulPleasures]

Hey don't let this happen to you if you're getting your groove on with your parrot 2nd here's a bush (pussy)& peck sorry didn't mean to ruffle your feathers lmao 😂👍

[Anonymous]

Of course not they're not smart enough but for example alien who is smart like human can.

[supercutebutt]

What about a 15yo alien like this one?

[Opinion Owner]

I am not pedo sorry not a guy

[Opinion Owner]

and you should stay away from pedos they will destroy your life

[supercutebutt]

What if the age of consent on the sexy alien's planet is 15 though?

[Still-alive]

lol thats true that alien could be in his adult years, how would you know he isn't :P

[supercutebutt]

@Still-alive Right?

[Opinion Owner]

@Still-alive I am not even into human men's because they're shallow abusive forget about alien

[Still-alive]

@anon its alright im sure the elven race will accept you for you

[supercutebutt]

LOL. "I don't like mens no more!"

[The_Maphio]

Considering that a parrot can replicate the SOUND of human language but not understand it, I very much doubt it. Also consider that in the animal kingdom consent is NOT a requirement.
So your question really doesn't amount to much in terms of content.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Actually, weird post aside, parrots can in fact understand human languages just fine, and so can corvids like crows and ravens.

[The_Maphio]

@TheSpaceGnome If HUMAN children need to go to school to understand and learn how to speak, how is a bird supposed to understand the human language? Absolutely impossible. As every other beast they understand and copy the inflection, if anything. Understanding is off the table.

[TheSpaceGnome]

humans do not need to go to school to understand human language, they need to go to school to learn proper grammar and niche words, but holding a conversation starts as early as age 2.

I was reading on my own by that age.

Secondly, adults birds are not infant humans, I've had full blown conversations with birds before, they are not as dumb as you think.

[The_Maphio]

@TheSpaceGnome I call BS on every single word you typed, but you do you.

[TheSpaceGnome]

It's not bs, also I've seen a beagle understand English well enough to answer complex math problems asked by strangers by tapping its foot the number of times needed for the correct answer, and a jumping spider solve math problems on a screen, and gorillas use sign language, and dolphins and elephants and cats respond to complex talking rather than just basic commands.

So even when they can't speak because of not having similar enough vocal chords, they can understand us just fine for a very large number of species.

[FilmGuy93]

The more important question: once a parrot consent's to romance, can we support Parrot's reproductive rights? Can we support Planned Parrothood?

[supercutebutt]

I am in full support!

[Unit1]

Seriously what kind of guys do women spend their time with in order to draw this chart? It almost seems to me like they were running after rapists deliberately or something.

[Unit1]

Parrots. Well, we'll need to check on the animal rights. But not from PETA.

[EaterPeter]

Parrot can make sound like that. That doesn't mean real consent.

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for like!

[EaterPeter]

Thanks payne!

[EaterPeter]

Thanks cutie!

[Tstrbrainer]

No I don't think sex with parrots would feel good.
Furthermore, like you said, they will probably tell the whole neighborhood about it and one wouldn't want it especially if his performance was bad it's embarrassing😳

[TheSpaceGnome]

What contraversy? Who else besides you and maybe like 10 other people is thinking about fucking parrots? Also you should stay out of the pet store...

[Still-alive]

Sex with parrot is definitely not on my bucket list so probably not

[Makeushiver]

I haven’t heard any controversy but then again I don’t try to try 5o seduce many birds. plus they look like they could bite my dick off

[Jjpayne]

I think it's very possible, a parrot can speak afterall

[Levin]

You raise an important question.

There must be someone, somewhere, who has fucked a parrot.

[itsnotme123]

[Pterodon]

You can’t take the wild out of them. They have specific breeding times

[kitty71]

Are you planning to have sex with an animal?

[supercutebutt]

Maybe a candlelight dinner and some petting. But ONLY if there is consent. :)

[kitty71]

You are not being serious about the topic right? You are just joking

[ArrowheadSW]

Well, regardless of whether or not a parrot can give consent, I have no interest in it... LOL...

[supercutebutt]

@kitty71 Are you seriously asking if this is serious?

[Smashingdoozy]

No. They lack the intelligence to consent.

[Smashingdoozy]

I think you are trying to say "well a parrot talks" no. No. No. No. A parrot mimics what YOU say. It would be like telling a person to copy exactly as you say to get them to say yes to sex. That isn't consent it's coercion. Sex with any animal is animal abuse.

[supercutebutt]

Good point. Should the definition of consent be changed?

[Smashingdoozy]

It's pretty obvious that it's referring to humans. But enthusiastic consent is the way to go

[Red_Arrow]

I definitely would not let it give me oral!!!

[jasco]

I don't know, Parrots are smart so who knows maybe

[TacosRAwesome]

Did another weirdo decide to marry their parrot?

[supercutebutt]

Probably

[GnatSocks]

Guys, don't fuck your parrot.

[legalboxers]

bribe him with a cracker

[Waldoe]

controversy? lol... where, at the Zoo?

[krin_m]

Eeeeek!

[michael1469]

Why? Are you considering humping a parrot?

[supercutebutt]

Behave yourself, please.

[OliverFox]

I say yes