How do I get a boyfriend ASAP?

[Anonymous]

I'm going blind I need duck

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+1 y

I’m a virgin and I know when I get a boyfriend I have to wait a while to have sex, I can’t just jump into a hook up

[sixxx]

Do you just want to have a boyfriend so that you could suck dicks and have sex?

In that case why don't you just go to brothel for women and look for gigolos.

Surely if you have a boyfriend you will probably do it with him sooner or later. But I mean relationship is more than sex. If you are just looking for sex without relationship then just find a hooker guy in Tinder or dating apps.

Pretty sure there are lots of guys want to find a hook up and just want sex with women without relationship.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Lol duck.

You really don't need the anon filter for this kind of question you know, everyone gets lonely and impulsive sometimes, shoot me a pm, I'll help you figure out a realistic plan.

[Nazgol]

Unfortunately it doesn't work like that honey. There's no such thing as asap, unless you opt for casual sex if you want to fool around. I didn't have a boyfriend till 25 almost

[Anonymous]

You can find one here
Start the boyfriend applications ✊

[Leavesbound]

How is having a boyfriend going to save your eyesight? Also let me know if you're ever desperate enough to date a man old enough to be your grandfather lol.

[Asker]

I’m just so overwhelmed, my body feels like it’s shutting down I’m so lonely

[Leavesbound]

Well yes I can certainly relate.

[NightOwl8801]

Quack quack 🦆
These things can take time , there's a plethora of dating apps you can pick from or even the hookup sites if you prefer a one off...
Don't rush into a relationship, take your time

[JUST1NC]

Yep looking here for tips to see if I can get a girlfriend with them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Dinosaursandanime65]

There are these sticks for blind people. Just get one of those, they shouldn’t be too expensive

[Asker]

👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

[Dinosaursandanime65]

You don’t have faith in them?

[Jamie05rhs]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jamie05rhs]

I'm sorry, but this made me think of Shrek.

[hellacray]

Go on tinder and take your pick.

But... I won't guarantee he won't dump you after sex.

[CreamySeed]

Im sorry you need 🦆 but many boys will give dick 🍆 this can't be hard for a lady to find

[CreamySeed]

Update:
Yolo, jump right on that cock

[Asker]

☹️☹️☹️☹️ but I need him to stay and I need an emotional connection

[CreamySeed]

Why wouldn't he stay if you ride his dick? 🤷‍♂️🤣

[Dchrls78104]

If this is why you think you need a boyfriend, this is why you are not ready for a boyfriend.

[Anonymous]

Can he be mentally ill? Or is that where you draw the line?

[Asker]

I’m mentally ill too, baby!

[Opinion Owner]

Well I was going to suggest a homeless guy. I mean you need a boyfriend now and he needs a place to live.

[Asker]

What does he look like

[Opinion Owner]

I dunno I was speaking in general.

[Asker]

I’m so alone

[baretone]

buy a toy and bottle of lube, and turn on your spell check...

[Asker]

It’s not the same

[baretone]

then go get your cherry popped, dont need people to tell yah what to do, unless you need peer pressure... id be my own person

[Zygum]

There are many men including me in this forum for friendship

[Loveteengirlssr]

Wear spandex leggings daily or short skirts and rub your selves onto boys you like

[HHHHIHHHHHIHHHH]

So simple xD

[Loveteengirlssr]

@HHHHIHHHHHIHHHH yess yess if girls did that to me I'd go crazy mmmm😋😋😋😘😘😘🥰

[HHHHIHHHHHIHHHH]

I bet xD maybe will try in the future during tough times 😂

[HHHHIHHHHHIHHHH]

Nice tip :D

[Loveteengirlssr]

@HHHHIHHHHHIHHHH yess yes it's because I'm a good behaved boy

[Loveteengirlssr]

@HHHHIHHHHHIHHHH nice I wish we met so you could rub all over me😋😋😉for years mom😋😋😋

[Tstrbrainer]

Definitely there's something wrong with you, since you typed duck

[Anonymous]

the kind that goes quack quack quack and swims in a pond or lake?

[InfobotLives]

You need a duck? 🦆

Would a penguin do? 🐧

[TallAnon]

Where you at and are you cute? 😂

[Asker]

New York and I look like Scarlett Johansson

[TallAnon]

Montreal isn't too far then, hit me up, lol

[zagor]

What's this about duck blinds?

[Fuentes]

Thst sucks ill give u D if u bad

[Paulychicago10]

Why do you need a boyfriend that's a duck?

[Luckycharms12]

I'm sure you could no problem

[CuteLingsAppreciator]

grinder.

[lycanthrope3]

Find a guy and offer yourself to him

[lovelyhoneybones]

You're going blind?

[Arumin_Ian]

She needs some protein and vitamins

[COMMODOREII]

Lmao 😂😂

[Jamie05rhs]

Lol.

[Jamie05rhs]

Look, honestly, for what it's worth, I would consider dating you if you're interested. So you could message me if you want to. But you probably won't.

[In_Trance]

Maybe at the pond?

[Nachowedgie]

Wanna dm?